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Posted 10/22/08

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1-If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.

2-Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

3-The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.

4-Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.

5-A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?

6-If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

7-If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

8-If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

9-Money talks. Chocolate sings.

10-Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

11-Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous? A. Because no one wants to quit.

12-If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

13-Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done
Posted 10/24/08
hehehe so funny i like it


7-If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

8-If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
Posted 10/25/08
this is really funny
i like number 10 and number 7
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Posted 10/27/08
so funny

7-If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.

8-If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?

9-Money talks. Chocolate sings.

10-Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Posted 1/22/09
I like 9 and 13 =P
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Posted 2/20/09
awesome now i don't feel guilty eating too much chocolate any more
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Posted 4/26/09
yummy! lol
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Posted 4/27/09
nice! ^^
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Posted 10/12/09
sooooo funny
looooooooooooools
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