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This is a quote that many of u have probably heard of. It's really sweet and awesomely cool so i have to put it up.

"He handed her 12 roses. 11 real. 1 fake. He said 'i'll love you until the last one dies.' "

oh and a cool one that is made up is:

"there are so many reasonz, that you can't use 's', you use 'z' "
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Posted 10/23/08
this is funny..

"You're not famous until my mother knows about you."
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Posted 10/23/08
"an eye for an eye and the world will go blind"

"time you enjoyed wasting is not wasted"
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HERE SOME FUNNY SAYINGS
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils".

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on"

"i told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

"Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"
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Posted 10/24/08
"If it's kill or be killed,then d*mn it, I'm killing!!"

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Posted 10/24/08
"I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody."
Posted 10/24/08

Daimonji wrote:

HERE SOME FUNNY SAYINGS
"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils".

"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on"

"i told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar."

"Girls are like phones. they love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!"


Awsommeeeee!!!!! ... Really good ones!

mmh I should post one now:

What idiot said "there are no shortcuts to success" ?
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Posted 10/24/08
The road to success is under construction.
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Posted 10/24/08
Shindemeru? (wanna try dying this once?) from jigoku shoujo hehe
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Posted 10/24/08
" Live your LIFE as if NO ONE is LOOKING ! "

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Posted 10/24/08

imperfection is beauty,madness is genius,and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring -


i really like this one (:
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Posted 10/24/08
" Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" -Benjamin Franklin-
Posted 10/24/08
lol :D

"I'm so high I dunno what's up or down"
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Posted 10/24/08 , edited 10/24/08

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"I'm here to kick asses or chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum."



DUKE NUKEM?!?!?!

"The truth is sometimes unbearable."

"I'd cheat destiny to be next to you."

"If the world is going to end tomorrow, would you rather die today?"

"It's ok pluto, im not a planet either."

"Knowing is half the battle, the other half is violence."

"If I dont do it you do it! If you dont do it ill do it! Ill do it so you dont have to! But since im doing it you do it too!"


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Posted 10/24/08
"You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have"
"I'm not short,I'm fun sized!"
"Pretending to give a crap..........okay done"
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