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Ever been jumped?
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HokiePokie wrote:
"ghetto" acting person then.

For someone who supposedly corrects people on a daily basis, "ghetto" acting person sounds very vague as a definition. Besides, if you were to ask me, that doesn't make a lot of sense because last time I checked, the ghetto was a location plagued by low morale and infested with poverty. There, I gave you a hint. Come on Mr Perfection, I'm sure that you know how to elaborate, don't you?


EDIT: I gotta go out with my family right now I don't know what time we're coming up back, so I hope we can finish this discussion tomorrow. Alright douche?
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Ktito wrote:


HokiePokie wrote:
"ghetto" acting person then.

For someone who supposedly corrects people on a daily basis, "ghetto" acting person sounds very vague as a definition. Besides, if you were to ask me, that doesn't make a lot of sense because last time I checked, the ghetto was a location plagued by low morale and infested with poverty. There, I gave you a hint. Come on Mr Perfection, I'm sure that you know how to elaborate, don't you?


EDIT: I gotta go out with my family right now I don't know what time we're coming up back, so I hope we can finish this discussion tomorrow. Alright douche?


Such a nice farewell, but "ghetto" acting people act like the real "ghetto" people who used to live back in the day [Edit: Still do today too]. So therefore they are "ghetto" acting.
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let me just put this straight ive been jumped once in my entire life lets say i did way worst to the guy than he could hope to have done to me
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What the heck? Sense when are women in on the jumping business? I keep hearing about chicks being jumped by chicks, I’ve never seen such a thing in my life! (Though I once saw this mouthy white chick get her @ss handed to her by this big old black lady. Funny as hell. I tried to step in but the black lady was scary…)

Anyway, I’ve been jumped 5 times in my life. Two of them probably don’t count cuz it was grade school. Another one most likely doesn’t count cuz I bolted and got away without a scratch. The other two didn’t end well for me. The first one was by the school football team in middle school. I was a sixth grader but these guys were mostly eight graders. Actually showed up in their football outfits. I tried to fight back but ended up in an @ss ball. One of the teachers came out and threatened to have them all removed from the team. (Of course it was a hollow threat, but it saved my rear.) I was pretty bloody.

The second time was after I pulled a knife on a couple guys. Naturally I was bluffing but they clearly didn’t know that. They backed off and a couple days after saw me walking in this big old drainage ditch. They had a few extra friends with them this time. Two of them jumped the fence and started chasing after me while the rest drove off and came around a corner a whiles down. This time I didn’t fight. (This was last year, my freshman year of high school. By then I had learned the wonder of the cradle position.) They kicked me around and cussed at me and junk for a while. I didn’t have a knife on me so I just took a beating until some guy came running out of a nearby gas-station and shouting. I s’pose they took off.


lol theres this one time where 2 ladies were fighting, one was pregnant and the one who wasn't pregnant was being kicked down, so this guy went to her, helps the pregnant woman up, then all of a sudden the pregnant lady takes her heel and says: "Don't interfere with our business" and smacks the guy in the face. i was like rofl xD!!





anyways i've been jumped before. it was in Indonesia. After that 3 guys who were 5 years older helped me out and bitchslapped the main enemy lol but in Indonesia they would prefer 20 vs 20, not like gay-ass england were its 1 vs. 20 gay-ass chavs that like to pick on you for no reason.........its funny cause there was this jitter vs. chav thing going on once, it was triggered by this midget that threw a rock at this persons head (cus he was mistaken to be in a group who threw rocks everyday at people in the 'jitter' block). anyways this person was furious, got his friends the the rockthrowing chavs decided to join. They were jumping suspects, even those who werent even in the scene and was like wtf. The next day we all suspected this massive fight of jitters vs. chavs. jack said there should be a torunament haha At the same day, one of the suspects one my friends ( colestodd ) carried a tiny pocketknife to school (not for revenge, but for fun and randomness, and maybe to eat an apple). Suddenly kids started spreading rumours round the school saying that the jitters have knives. lol. then kids came up to us saying that chavs had knives. then todd decides to skyve cus he got bored, and at lunch break there was rumours that the chavs were gonna even jump the girls, so they went in the school.

finally the chavs appeared, 1 midget was really drunk lmoa. there were like 15 chavs and 7 jitters. but because of the knife rumour they were to scarred to enter the jitter block. they were panzeing outside the entrance to the jitter block, like if there was a cage (cause they were all bugded up). then jack ( btw he's another crunchyroll user, don't know the his user's name though) went to negotiate. the thing is all the chavs were scarred shitless of jack cause apperently by them jack is the'hardest' person in the school (cause one time one of the chav's ringleader, who apparently had the 'hardest puches' attempted puching jack loads of time and they had no big effect). anyways all the teachers came and...................................jack all happened.


thats how gay-ass chavs are. they need tons of friends but even a tiny pocketknife scarred the shit out of them, in indonesia, assault with a machete, and they wouldn't give a shit. < and the funniest thing is indonesians are really social and only hate and beat-up the anti-social (which would be chavs in england)

haha the next day they wanted to start, but todd had a 'lads' magazine, which attracted ALL the chavs to reading and looking at that instead their main plan.

a year later a stampede of chavs walked through the corridor of the music block of the new version of our school as friend of mine agreed to fight with the drunk midget. since we knew what they were all like, jack said "no-one will intefere if these to have a fight". the chavs agreed. everyone went outside. i and a friend was inside, the doors were mainly double-glazed glass so we could see. Then all of a sudden they all jump him. he was squished against the transparent door, so we could see him getting jumped as if we were being jumped with him, yet we could open the door cause it was trapped shut by the load of chavs that we squishing my friends to a door. Jack and another person broke up the fight. all the chavs stepped aways from jack and rich. Later on chavs made statements that rich was hitting them with drumsticks.....wtf.....those bastards.

man if they start at the last day i will seriously break every single one of them seperately

anyways that was a LOO00000NG and pointless post....i got bored
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Posted 4/23/07
only when I was little , since I was (and still) shy and quiet (not always) these f****s jump me for no reason but then I grew up and and got big and they got scared of me
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Nazareeni wrote:

lol theres this one time where 2 ladies were fighting, one was pregnant and the one who wasn't pregnant was being kicked down, so this guy went to her, helps the pregnant woman up, then all of a sudden the pregnant lady takes her heel and says: "Don't interfere with our business" and smacks the guy in the face. i was like rofl xD!!



LMAO!!!! i think i saw that in Jerry Springer once... hahah
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Posted 4/23/07
nah..
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Pregger fight! Lol! That junk is funny man! I have seen something like that on Jerry, but I didn't think it happened in real life! (Jerry Springers is all acted out.)
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Happened to me once in elementary school
Me and a few friends were drinking coca cola out of cans and there were two big, no HUGE teenager chicks in provocatingly white shirts, so one of my friends suggested we fill the empty cans with mud and try to hit the excessively shiny targets. All of them missed, only I got the full score. Of course the angry chicks started chasing us, but I used to be a fast runner before I started smoking, so I got away, but when I turned around I noticed they've gotten hold of one of my friends so I heroically turned back and told them I was the great shooter. They asked me for my motives (in german) and I answered the first english words I learned in my life: Just for fun.
You can imagine the rest.
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nope but my friend has. got jumped by two asians and got his weed stolen. when the teacher asked him how he got a black eye he told her that he was jumping on the trampoline and his knee hit his eye. i laughed so hard when he said that.
Posted 4/23/07
When I was in middle school, I have an average body type. I got jumped by 5 students (2 blacks & 3 hispanics) well for being asian. The funny thing was they did not know how to jump somebody properly. One guy tried to tackle me so many times but I just pushed him aside. While the others tried to smack my back and the back of my head. I could easily dropped them to the floor a la Kenshin w/ his quote "if u wanna taste the ground, feel free to fight me" but the police might see me and deport me back to my country. In highschool, my body size kinda went big (alright just say fat). Nobody even tried to jump me since then; however, the funny thing though the guys that were really shorter than me and midgets were the ones who liked to pick a fight. I just brushed them off coz I was graduating in upcoming months. I had the desire to do a stunner or rock bottom or two but I was too cool for that.
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well no...cuz i scare pplz without ever doin anything to em so they mostly leave me alone but...im a black belt...so even if they did jump me id kick their asses!!...cept not really cuz im a sucky blackbelt *weeps in shame*
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well no...cuz i scare pplz without ever doin anything to em so they mostly leave me alone but...im a black belt...so even if they did jump me id kick their asses!!...cept not really cuz im a sucky blackbelt *weeps in shame*



You're a 13 year old girl... What the fu... What's scarry about a 13 year old girl?!

Also, just so you know, karate is useless in real life. Unless you've been trained in it for years and years it's useless. And I mean -trained!- Like the hardcore military stuff. Not those stupid classes that parents sign their children up for.


Well, whatever.
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gaarasgirl123 wrote:

well no...cuz i scare pplz without ever doin anything to em so they mostly leave me alone but...im a black belt...so even if they did jump me id kick their asses!!...cept not really cuz im a sucky blackbelt *weeps in shame*



You're a 13 year old girl... What the fu... What's scarry about a 13 year old girl?!

Also, just so you know, karate is useless in real life. Unless you've been trained in it for years and years it's useless. And I mean -trained!- Like the hardcore military stuff. Not those stupid classes that parents sign their children up for.


Well, whatever.
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naw, karate is totally not useless, it's a good way of exercise and self-defence, cause if you actually practiced your stuff over and over and again, your body just memorizes and maybe when you get jumped, wu ha! a punch to the face to the person that jumps you :D
what was that called? I forgot... cause I got into a fight once, and I was thinking of punching the guy, but I kicked him, pretty weird huh..0.o
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