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Is it possible to be allergic to water?

Considering that warm air rises, if a man builds up gas and the ambient temperature is less than his body temperature, does he weigh less than when he does not have gas? If he ate a pound of beans, would he weigh more or less? Going further, if one ate enough gaseous food, would they ultimately float off into space?

Why is there a little countdown (like 8, 7, 6, 5, 4) near the bottom of the copyright info page in the beginning of many books?

Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.

How come only your fingers and toes get prune in the shower and nothing else does?

In the song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini," which is yellow-the bikini or the polka dots?

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?

Whats a question with no answer called?

When the stock market closes at the end of the day, why does everyone stand around smiling and clapping regardless of whether the stocks are up or down?

When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?

If there was a crumb on the table and you cut it in half, would you have two crumbs or two halves of a crumb?

When you drive by a dead skunk in the road, why does it take about 10 seconds before you smell it? Assume that you did not actually drive over the skunk.

Do the actors on Unsolved Mysteries ever get arrested because they look just like the criminal they are playing?

Why doesn't baking soda freeze?

I'm always reading about the "Great Apes." What's so great about them? How come we never hear about any "Paltry Apes"?

Can you still say "Put it where the sun don't shine " on a nude beach?

Why is there a top line on lined paper if we never use it?

I read about an actuary who calculated that the odds of a man's trousers falling down if he was wearing both a belt and suspenders was about 35,000 to one. What would be the odds of a man's trousers falling down while wearing only a belt? What about only suspenders?

Why can't you get a tan on your palms?

Why is a square meal served on round plates?

What benefit is there to toasting bread instead of just eating it untoasted? If there is no benefit, how much electric energy is wasted on toasting in the U.S. of A., do you think?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

Why is it that humans can move their eyes in opposite directions toward the nose, but not away from the nose?

Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?

Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?

Say I freeze meat in January. The package has an expiration date of February. When I thaw it in June, why doesn't it remember immediately that it should have gone bad four months ago?

When you're asleep and dreaming about performing calorie-burning activities such as running, jumping and flying, do you burn more calories in reality as opposed to when you're dreaming about doing something low-impact?

What causes the sound of air swishing inside your head?

Mulberry bush aside, would a monkey really chase a weasel?
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Here some more questions for you to answer! haha! ^_^

Can you cry underwater?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we are already there?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Do Asians throw hamburgers at their weddings since American's throw rice at theirs?

If the plural of tooth is "teeth," why isn't the plural of booth "beeth"?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

What's the speed of dark?

Why does your nose RUN and your feet SMELL?

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

That's all I could think of...can you answer them?! heheh!! >_<
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA~!!!!
i can't stop laughing!
well, i'll try to answer one..

Can you cry underwater?

Not very easily. When crying you automatically breathe in a lot of air and that is a problem under water. You'd either drown or get up to the surface again very quickly.

ahehehehe~
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Posted 10/25/08
lol great daigen
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Posted 10/26/08
i got that from google O_O
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oooohh! i got another one and it's not from google!

Why does your nose RUN and your feet SMELL?
why does your nose run?
sickness called running nose.
why does your feet smell?
take of your shoes and smell your feet.
athlete's foot.*faints*

well, that's what i had in mind...
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man, i want to answer all of them!
but i have to leave some for our members!!!
*restrain restrain*
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Posted 10/27/08
i knw its so damn stupid .
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can i answer some???
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*no! not good! must... resist... temp..ta..tion...*
Posted 10/31/08
can u or can u NOT eat a RREEAAALLLLLYYYYYYYY spicy food???? like way way past hot!!!!!
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nope... i'll die!
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do cats still have nine lives even it hits by a running truck?
and why they say it has nine lives anyway?[/
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do cats still have nine lives even it hits by a running truck?
and why they say it has nine lives anyway?[/
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i guess so, nnn idk..whynot look it up at yahoo/google/etc. or sumthn?

have u evr done sumthn bad thn blamed it on sumone n u got away w/ it? <whispers: i have> hehehe~
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*ohh yes i have , i onced lost a bird and blamed it on my dad *


have you eaten a bug ?
Posted 11/7/08
..no..but one flew n my mouth one time..thn came out...O///O

have u evr jumped offa sumthn thn broke sum sort of body part?
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