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Has someone ever tried to kill you?
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Posted 10/28/08

KinkyHamster wrote:


sexyyboy wrote:

people try to kill me all the time, but thay wind up dieing. u want to hear something insain well hear i go. ones i was relly angry at this kid and told him that he was an asshole cuz he was being one. so i comepletly beryed him (dised him alote) infront of every one and i was out side that day walking home from school and he came out of a bush with a bucher knif. i said "you wuoldent kill me. your a courd. i told you befor thats only the edvantege of a pycoe." he started screming and ran tord me i duced, twisted his arm and took the knif. i then put it to his neck and sead " only the edvantige of a pycoe, like me." then i cut his throut. ive killed alote of people.........................JK, HA HA HA GOOD STORY THOE RIGHT?

GOOD SPELLING.
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omg i cant stop laughing now
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Posted 10/28/08

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gangstarfly wrote:

yea i have been killed nearly 4 times by same person

you would never guess who my own frigging littel brother ....


like once i hit him (he whas asking for it , turned my computer off 8th that day)

afterward he whas crying like a b..h and then he got pissed off and came after me with a butcher knife T.T


Not Being Rude...
But That's Hilarious.


Yes, yes it is hilarious, no matter how you look at it it's awesome.
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Posted 10/28/08
Thankfully no. How can I inflict my reign of punishment upon the world if everyone wants to kill me?
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25 / F / Interweb
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Posted 10/28/08
when i was little my sister chased me around with kinves so i would do her chores for her. i was scared shitless at the time and i do recognize it as dangerous but its pretty damn funny right now. that prolly means i should go sleep..
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Posted 10/28/08
my mom tries to all the time but i pimp slap her in the face and tell her to fuck off
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Posted 10/28/08
He needs a shrink.
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when i was small my sis tried to drown me in the tub, cuz she wanted to be the center of attention, but it backfired.

then when we were a little younger, we went climbing a huge tree. got trowards the middle and she was above me. she then "accidently" stepped on my fingers. lol. i lost grip and fell then hit my head and blacked out. i woke up later in the ER with bandages wrapped around my head, and also a broken wrist with a fractured right leg.

after she was sent away till we met again at our family renunion years later. she said sorry and i forgave her. ahhh wat would life be without siblings huh.
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Wow....a butcher knife ....
yeah...I will admit that's actually kinda funny

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Posted 10/28/08
The evil closet monkey....
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yeah.. my uncle tried to kill me and my family because his son made a suicidal act in our house!
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Posted 10/28/08
Yep....around 7 times but I have been known to be very lucky :P
Its a secret bout what happened...bad memories during my childhood :(
But that's the past
Posted 10/28/08
someone tried to throw a computer at me.. >.< missed..but yeah. n he got off easy, too, all because he has a disorder. =_= dude has problems n starts most of the crap he gets mad about.
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23 / M / Singapore
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Posted 10/28/08
isnt it there is a thread similar to this?
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Posted 10/29/08
Most of these sibling related replies remind me of Eve and Alexandra from Sidney Sheldon's 'Master of The Game'
Well, there was an asshole who made a lot of threats and waved a knife around, but nothing really happened....
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