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Bizzare idea - Marriage with an anime character
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Since last week, a Japanese man is collecting signatures for a bizarre campaign he proposes. He requires Japanese government to permit the marriage with anime characters, legally.

http://www.shomei.tv/project-213.html#detail

We are not interested in three-dimensional world anymore.
If possible, we wanna be citizens of two-dimensional world.

However, it won't come true with the science technology nowadays.
Then, don't you permit the marriage with two-dimensional characters?

If it comes true, I (proposer of this campaign ) will marry with Asahina Mikuru."

And he aims to collect 1,000,000 signatures for this campaign.




It looks there are lot of legal issues he has to overcome to realize this project.

First of all, he has to worry about the problem of double marriage.

Now he wants to marry to Asahina Mikuru ( I remember she is a famous character of Suzumiya Haruhi series), but at least, I guess there are 10,000 hentais or more in this world who think like that. Unfortunately, Japanese current law don't permit double marriage.

And if he could marry to the anime character he loves somehow, then the another legal problem appears. When somebody marries in Japan and the wife doesn't work, people can apply for a tax deduction, and the amount deducted reduces one's tax drastically. If Japan's government permit this kind of marriage, it will have to suffer from the more serious financial problem.

And most importantly, the proposer is young, and doesn't know how the marriage in reality is. I mean, what for?

Of course, I won't say like a child, “You can't have a baby!!”. I know the marriage in modern days is not always for that purpose as it was in feudal era.

Young people tend to think that marriage is a kind of hopeful, dreamy, wonderful engagement between the people in love. But old people who experienced hardship know, marriage is just a temporary tag team to support each other.

What do they do for their wives? And what do their wives do for them? At least, when you got sick, it's sure the anime characters worn't help him both financially and physically. And when you are sixty-four and become a patient of Alzheimer's disease, the wife in 2D world just smiles from the poster on the wall and you will just die on the bed with the shits and pukes around you.

(*Some may say that even a three dimensional wife sometimes treats her husband like that, though.)

I think the person started this project influenced by the campaign for the same-sex marriage. But different from homosexual persons who have to endures some disadvantages because their marriage is not permitted legally, the person who loves anime characters so badly doesn't have any problems even if he is not married. His wife doesn't have to nurse his husband in hospital. He doesn't hold a funeral for him. And his wife doesn't have to inherit his property.

So, I think this campaign is just ridiculing the persons who requires the right of marriage seriously. Unfortunately, the current prime minister of Japan is interested in two-dimensional world so badly, but I wish Mr Ass-Hole won't take this campaign into consideration even if this campaign could collect signatures from 10,000,000 anime otakus in Japan.


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My own review:

I think the discussion should not go whether it should be legal.. I think it would be better if the discussion goes whether it should be considered healthy. Well, being a fanboy/fangirl is one thing but for something as ridiculous as this.... I am speechless.

Applying logic, it is hard for me to accept that there are very illogical beings other than Narutard in this world.

First, what is the point? Well, let's say that you did got married to an anime character. So what? How will it change your life? Do you think that the anime character will give you some service (sexual or nonsexual)? I see that this is nothing prolific... This is absurd.

Second, what would its effect be in the environment? This is self-explanatory.

Third, it's nowhere healthy! As far as I can deduce, that is an effect on being obsessed in TMOHS. Well, that is just like Haruhi saying, "I am not interested in humans. If there are espers, aliens, or time travelers, come at me.". Notice the similarity when he said, "We are We are not interested in three-dimensional world anymore. If possible, we wanna be citizens of two-dimensional world." It's craziness to the extreme that I can't even laugh even if it's a joke.

Fourth, how worth is it to marry? Self-explanatory.
Posted 10/30/08 , edited 10/30/08
more like ridiculous^^,
hahahhaa. being that kind of otaku is the utmost weirdness i have ever witnessed so far. hahaha
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oops, did i say weirdness?^^ i meant CRAZINESS
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hey....what is this all about....i can't understand it really...
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simplemage wrote:

hey....what is this all about....i can't understand it really...


About a person asking for 1 million signatures to make marriage of anime characters possible.
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He wants to marry an anime character? Is he on some type of drug?
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He wants to marry an anime character? Is he on some type of drug?


maybe he has schizoprenia or something^^ or simply out of his mind. hahaha. perhaps you're right, he's on some type of drug
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......................................I am speechless..........................
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wayyyyyyy freaky..... it seems that the anime here is being put into a bad name... whoever that guy is i hope he **************************
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hahahaha lol hahahaha lmao
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simplemage wrote:

hey....what is this all about....i can't understand it really...


About a person asking for 1 million signatures to make marriage of anime characters possible.

wew....sounds like he's crazy..isn't he??

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BrylleNoGotoku wrote:

http://gaijinheart.blog100.fc2.com/blog-entry-225.html

Since last week, a Japanese man is collecting signatures for a bizarre campaign he proposes. He requires Japanese government to permit the marriage with anime characters, legally.

http://www.shomei.tv/project-213.html#detail

We are not interested in three-dimensional world anymore.
If possible, we wanna be citizens of two-dimensional world.

However, it won't come true with the science technology nowadays.
Then, don't you permit the marriage with two-dimensional characters?

If it comes true, I (proposer of this campaign ) will marry with Asahina Mikuru."

And he aims to collect 1,000,000 signatures for this campaign.




It looks there are lot of legal issues he has to overcome to realize this project.

First of all, he has to worry about the problem of double marriage.

Now he wants to marry to Asahina Mikuru ( I remember she is a famous character of Suzumiya Haruhi series), but at least, I guess there are 10,000 hentais or more in this world who think like that. Unfortunately, Japanese current law don't permit double marriage.

And if he could marry to the anime character he loves somehow, then the another legal problem appears. When somebody marries in Japan and the wife doesn't work, people can apply for a tax deduction, and the amount deducted reduces one's tax drastically. If Japan's government permit this kind of marriage, it will have to suffer from the more serious financial problem.

And most importantly, the proposer is young, and doesn't know how the marriage in reality is. I mean, what for?

Of course, I won't say like a child, “You can't have a baby!!”. I know the marriage in modern days is not always for that purpose as it was in feudal era.

Young people tend to think that marriage is a kind of hopeful, dreamy, wonderful engagement between the people in love. But old people who experienced hardship know, marriage is just a temporary tag team to support each other.

What do they do for their wives? And what do their wives do for them? At least, when you got sick, it's sure the anime characters worn't help him both financially and physically. And when you are sixty-four and become a patient of Alzheimer's disease, the wife in 2D world just smiles from the poster on the wall and you will just die on the bed with the shits and pukes around you.

(*Some may say that even a three dimensional wife sometimes treats her husband like that, though.)

I think the person started this project influenced by the campaign for the same-sex marriage. But different from homosexual persons who have to endures some disadvantages because their marriage is not permitted legally, the person who loves anime characters so badly doesn't have any problems even if he is not married. His wife doesn't have to nurse his husband in hospital. He doesn't hold a funeral for him. And his wife doesn't have to inherit his property.

So, I think this campaign is just ridiculing the persons who requires the right of marriage seriously. Unfortunately, the current prime minister of Japan is interested in two-dimensional world so badly, but I wish Mr Ass-Hole won't take this campaign into consideration even if this campaign could collect signatures from 10,000,000 anime otakus in Japan.


A-ah...Um, I feel a bit sorry for him If I'm there, I'll probably pat his head
Then again, this world is already filled with strange things, so, one strange things can't make a difference?..Maybe it does, a little, about something like this
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HAHAHHAHAAHAHHHAAHAHAH
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
well i do wanna marry one BUT only if they were REALLY ALIVE.
there's no point otherwise
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
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what the hell ? and Asahina ? thats illegal ! >< hands off my Mikuru xD

just kidding.
but seriously, thats rediculous. imagine what the seiyuu (voice actors) feel about it.

its way too desperate and I dont think it should be allowed. it wouldnt even change anything @_@
Posted 10/30/08 , edited 10/30/08
Posted 10/30/08
otakunerd fullstop.
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