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how to confess to a girl
Posted 11/2/08

KinkyHamster wrote:


RainCloudsInJuly wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

Why not use the "Once you go black you'll never go back" line?


lulz.
i was about to say that xD

Once you go black you can't wait to get your test results back.




lol.
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Posted 11/2/08 , edited 11/2/08
Well, ask nicely
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Posted 11/2/08

wych_elm wrote:

if you dont know how to speak it up, just use your writing skills


Ouch! Don't you want to *help* our distressed comrade who has sub-par command of english? Can't you feel the angst he must bear?
I agree with the above. Love letter FTW. Avoids some creepiness too by NOT waiting for her to be alone. Do you know how creepy that sounds? Staring at her until she looks away and then waiting to get her alone to pounce and give the pickup line? Go for a loveletter friend.
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Posted 11/2/08

sygish wrote:


wych_elm wrote:

if you dont know how to speak it up, just use your writing skills


Ouch! Don't you want to *help* our distressed comrade who has sub-par command of english? Can't you feel the angst he must bear?
I agree with the above. Love letter FTW. Avoids some creepiness too by NOT waiting for her to be alone. Do you know how creepy that sounds? Staring at her until she looks away and then waiting to get her alone to pounce and give the pickup line? Go for a loveletter friend.


well thats what i mean write a letter, not an essay. but it would be better if an essay of "100 reasons why i you should be my gf" or whatever can be done n made her read
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Posted 11/2/08
be natural.if u really lyk tat person sooner or ltr the person will noe
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Posted 11/23/08
I don't think I've ever seen a female priest...
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Posted 11/23/08 , edited 11/23/08
You don't confess to girls, stupid.

If you really want to hook up with someone better google pua.
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Posted 11/23/08

hansyu wrote:

You don't confess to girls, stupid.

If you really want to hook up with someone better google pua.


If you want to hook up with someone and NOTHING MORE WHATSOEVER (emotion etc), then yes.
Posted 11/23/08
you need to ask her if she knows what a trouser snake is.......and with luck, she might get the hint and laugh, then both of you will merrily jump into a slew of steve irwin accents (Crikey!, is that a trouser snake in your pants!?Hurry, take off your pants and let it go out before it spits it's deadly white venom!!! Argh! it got me eye!, now i only have one eye too! damn you one-eyed trouser snake!) and will end up laughing for a little while, and though that might not get you together right away, or together at all, you now have something to talk about.........and let me tell you something sir, the more you see her, or the more she sees you, the better, because.......relationships are like boiling water, as soon as you take off the heat, the water starts cooling down, so adhere to the metaphor and be persistant, adieu and good luck sir! i wish you many broken legs!
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Posted 11/23/08

Gabcom wrote:


hansyu wrote:

You don't confess to girls, stupid.

If you really want to hook up with someone better google pua.


If you want to hook up with someone and NOTHING MORE WHATSOEVER (emotion etc), then yes.


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Posted 11/23/08
You guys are so immature. Don't you see he's serious.

Okay, as my welcoming into the forums my first post will be to help you OP.

This is foolproof - well.. not 100% foolproof, but it works for me.

First step, talking to her... I hope that you can actually talk to her because it sounded like you just watch her and smile and act shy, and maybe wave your hand once in a while.

Anyways have a conversation going.. because you can't just run up to some random girl and ask her what I'm talking about... well you can, but more success if you talk to her first.
If you don't feel comfortable face to face, get her MSN and do this.

After talking a little ask her what she'd rate two or 3 of your friends of your friends(your asking to build down into asking her what she thinks about you).
Then ask her to rate you 1 out of 10. If it's low... lmao.. hope she's a joker.
If it's high, tell her what you'd rate her.
And add the confession to the end.

That's a foolproof way for someone like you who seems not so straight forwards and used to things like this.

I hope it goes well.
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Posted 11/23/08

hansyu wrote:


Gabcom wrote:


hansyu wrote:

You don't confess to girls, stupid.

If you really want to hook up with someone better google pua.


If you want to hook up with someone and NOTHING MORE WHATSOEVER (emotion etc), then yes.


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Posted 11/23/08
Look at her right in the eye with an expression like this and say it!!

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Posted 11/23/08
just say hi
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Posted 11/23/08 , edited 11/23/08

Gabcom wrote:


hansyu wrote:


Gabcom wrote:


hansyu wrote:

You don't confess to girls, stupid.

If you really want to hook up with someone better google pua.


If you want to hook up with someone and NOTHING MORE WHATSOEVER (emotion etc), then yes.


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Amog moar pls.


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i has dog too

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