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Posted 10/18/06
Okay, here's one I just heard.

Whats funnier than twelve dead babies nailed to one tree?


One dead baby nailed to twelve trees!!

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Posted 10/18/06
hahaha so clever
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Posted 10/18/06
I laughed at that...lol...
Posted 10/18/06
it is funnier than the holocaust or the genocide in darfur





in case you cant tell its sarcasm
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Posted 10/18/06
Whats the differencebetween a dead baby and a trampoline?
I take my shoes of before I jump on a trampoline.

Whats the difference between a porche and a pile of dead babies?
I wish I had a porche in my garage!

What is Red pink and silver?
A baby chewing on razors

Whats green black and rusty?
The same baby 2 weeks later.


God, I am sick
Posted 10/18/06
god this topic sucks
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Posted 10/18/06
but why I am laughing like crazy
Posted 10/18/06
bcause your fucked up in the head................thats not fair so am i
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Posted 10/18/06
You laugh because humans are sick, sick beings.

Dead babies.....
Posted 10/18/06
well it is human nature to laugh at other people's suffering
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Posted 10/18/06
amen to that
Posted 10/18/06
heard all those.

2 homeless dudes are hanging out by some old railroad tracks.they are just chattin
hobo1: you know man, i think these tracks are magical
hobo2: oh yeah? whys that man?
h1: well, you see, the other day i was hanging out over here and found a nice watch. and about 2 months ago i found a wallet over there in those bushes
h2: in those bushes? wow, that is damned amazing, they must be magical. because one time, i was over there, and i met this beautiful woman, and we had sex for HOURS.
h1: no way man! did she give you a blowjob?
h2: nah man....i never did find her head



so this dude is fucking this chick from behind, and he pulls out, and puts it in her ass. the girl looks back and goes "what the fuck? thats a big assumption to think i would like it in the ass!"
the guy goes "where does a 6 year old learn to say 'fuck?'"



man walks into an elevator, and a woman is standing in it waiting for her floor. the man looks over at her and goes "excuse me man, can i smell your feet?" and she goes "what the fuck?! no!!" and slaps him.
the man says "oh, then i guess it must be your cunt"
Posted 10/18/06
whats the worst part about eating vegatables?
...putting them back in the wheelchair when your done






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Posted 10/18/06

kyocool wrote:

whats the worst part about eating vegatables?
...putting them back in the wheelchair when your done


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There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "if I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen".
This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The priest said, "you have to do something about the sidewalks in town.When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The Mayor started to laugh, realizing that no-one had told the new priest about the code word.

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, Your wife fell three times this week."
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