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Posted 10/21/06 , edited 10/22/06

NightmareSyndrome wrote:

Okay, here's one I just heard.

Whats funnier than twelve dead babies nailed to one tree?


One dead baby nailed to twelve trees!!

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i learned it as
"whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans"
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NightmareSyndrome wrote:

Okay, here's one I just heard.

Whats funnier than twelve dead babies nailed to one tree?


One dead baby nailed to twelve trees!!

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"why would you put a baby in a blender feet first?
so you could see the look on its face as it gets chopped up"
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NightmareSyndrome wrote:

Okay, here's one I just heard.

Whats funnier than twelve dead babies nailed to one tree?


One dead baby nailed to twelve trees!!

-NS


how many babies does it take to paint a house?
depends on how far the blood splatters as you throw them against it
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NightmareSyndrome wrote:

Okay, here's one I just heard.

Whats funnier than twelve dead babies nailed to one tree?


One dead baby nailed to twelve trees!!

-NS


a baby is born, and the doctor starts throwing the baby against the wall
"why are you doing that?" she asks
"oh, don't worry, its already dead"
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i scare myself
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how long does it take for a guy to open a beer?
no time, shge should have already opened it for you

(I'M NOT SEXIST!!!!!!)
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<img src = "http://www.fun4everybody.com/images/blond1.gif">
<img src = "http://www.fun4everybody.com/images/blond2.gif">
<img src = "http://www.fun4everybody.com/images/blond3.gif">
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damn
that last one didnt come out right
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How a blonde eats a banana
STEP 1
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STEP 2
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STEP 3
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thongs are not the best things on earth, but close to it
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a dad asks his son, now aged 12, if he knows about the birds and the bees
"I don't want to know" the child said, starting to cry
Confused, the father asked his son what was wrong
"Oh dad," he sobbed, "at age 6 I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age 8 I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 10 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really have sex, I've got nothing left to live for!"
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a guy says to a bartender "if i show you somethinng youve never seen before will you give me a free drink?" bartyender says "sure"
the guy pulls out a ten inch pianist. "thats cool" the bartender says. "how did you do that?"
the guy plls out a genie. "i have one wish left" he says "want it"..but he is hard of hearing
the bartender says "i want a million bucks" a million ducks appear. "i said bucks, not ducks, the bartender says"
"yeah, and like i wished for a 10-inch pianist" the guy says
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i saw a police report yesterday. they said that the men who stole a truckload of Viagra were a group of hardened criminals
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