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Chuck Norris!!!
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Posted 11/1/08
any good Chuck Norris jokes, facts, or sayings. like "if at first you dont succed, your not Chuck Norris"
Posted 11/1/08
Chuck Norris said the best fighter in the world is Fedor.
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Posted 11/1/08 , edited 11/1/08
Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin which he build with his own two hands.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table of elements... the only element Chuck Norris recognises is the element of surprise.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Posted 11/1/08
Bruce Lee owned Chuck Norris. He killed Chuck like so.
Posted 11/1/08
chuck norris killed two stones with one bird
Posted 11/1/08
Bruce Lee's muscles looked impressive.

But you can't even tell what Chuck has because he's a damn yeti. =D You can't see sh**.
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Posted 11/1/08
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own

Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Posted 11/1/08
He was a special enforcer in one of the events in WWF.
He roundhouse kicked a wrestler in slow-motion. Surprisingly, the wrestler flew off.
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Posted 11/1/08 , edited 11/1/08
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Posted 11/1/08
lol go to this website its loaded with jokes
http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/
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Posted 11/1/08
Whats up with Chuck Norris these days... isn't he retired? o_O
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Posted 11/1/08
who is Chuck Norris? I only now him from this song > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM
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Posted 11/1/08 , edited 11/1/08
chuck norris can swim 1000laps in 1
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24 / M / O.C. So.Cal
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Posted 11/1/08
chuck norris sucked my dick
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Posted 11/1/08
who the hell is Chuck Norris? , everybdy go crazy on him?
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