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Chuck Norris!!!
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Posted 11/1/08

who is Chuck Norris? I only now him from this song > http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwBK31tC5QM
hes from "walker texas ranger" well known for his brawn and his famous round house kick.
Posted 11/1/08
^ Correction: Slow round house kick
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If it looks like chicken, smells like chicken, tastes like chicken, if Chuck Norris says its beef ITS BEEF!!!
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32 / F / Denver
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Posted 11/1/08
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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27 / M / Jersey
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Posted 11/14/08
chuck norris jokes make my head spin
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Posted 11/14/08
chuck norris? who is chuck norris?
Posted 12/5/08
hahha chuck norris rocks
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Posted 12/5/08
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of species that Chuck Norris allows to exist.
Posted 12/5/08
haha chuck norrris is a beast =D yay
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Posted 12/5/08
no1 noes whos hcuck norris father is, one theory states that he went back in time and fathered himself
Posted 12/5/08
hahaahah nice one! lol
oh geeez Chuck is a pro in real life
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Posted 12/5/08
in Age of Empires three, there was a chuck norris unit. But the producers got rid of it after 1 single chuck norris unit destroyed the world civilization combined.
the producers of the Terminator was going to make chuck norris as the main character, but they decided not to since it was basically a biography of his life
the producers of 24 made chuck norris as the main character, but they fired him after he killed every single terrorist in the world in 12 minutes
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21 / F / CA
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Posted 12/5/08
Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris...I dont even kno him
i wonder y ppl r going crazy over the guy...
Posted 12/5/08
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird."

When I first read it, I thought it was one stone with 2 birds. lol

and this one

Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
Posted 12/5/08
^^^^ HAHAHAHA NICE ONE DUDE!!
hilarious

oh man
lmao
both are awesome hahahah
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