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Chuck Norris!!!
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Posted 12/11/08
No one can defeat Chuck Norris. Even Chuck Norris can't defeat himself.
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Posted 12/11/08
.........He's white.
Posted 12/11/08
chuck norris is liek god with his round house kick
Posted 12/11/08
Chuck Norris sux ass, y does every1 practically kiss his ass?
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Posted 12/15/08
www.chucknorrisfacts.com

you may find all facts here
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Posted 12/15/08 , edited 12/15/08
maybe this one:There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

i don't know any anymore... all i know is "maynard is god"

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Posted 12/17/08
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it
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Posted 12/17/08
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Posted 12/17/08 , edited 12/19/08
Posted 12/17/08
Chuck Norris is my husband...
Posted 12/17/08
LOL akosiedda, ..... great stuff... LOL hmmmm not much left to say eh? Well I guess I will just say that he has great eyes and a nice voice.....
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Posted 12/31/08
LMAO! Chuck Norris is better than Lero Jenkins
Posted 12/31/08
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Chuck Norris wasn't raised by a pack of wolves.
A baby wolf was raised by a pack of Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris have muscle in his eyeballs.
Posted 4/2/09

AcidVampyre wrote:

Chuck Norris is my husband...


that some funny shit
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