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Chuck Norris!!!
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22 / M / In The Abyss
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Posted 4/2/09
Chuck Norris is getting a bit old now isn't he, and nobody retaliate with a chuck Norris Joke, not sure if it was said either, but in Australian Google, search up Chuck Norris.
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25 / F / over there.
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Posted 4/2/09
Chuck Norris is like god. oh damn, wait. He is god!
"When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't lift himself up. He pushes the world down."
"If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the fuck down."
Learn it. Love it. Live it.
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25 / M / under your bed o_O
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Posted 4/2/09
Chuck Norris once did such a fast-ass roundhouse kick he ttore a rift in time..he then went through it...andproceeded to kill every single dinasour he saw..

Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.

Albert Einstein is still alive..its just that he pissed off Chuck Norris so he got roundhouse kicked in the face and now he looks nothing like he used to..he's got a new name too.. Stephen Hawkings..
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