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4 reasons why you shouldn't mess with a child
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Posted 11/1/08 , edited 11/6/08
For those who have never seen it before

1. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

2. A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

3. The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

4. The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.
Posted 11/1/08
meh I heard all of these before :\
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Posted 11/1/08
1 & 4 are the funniest
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32 / F / Denver
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Posted 11/1/08
Haha fuckin chain letters. Those are awesome, though.
Posted 11/1/08
no. 1 and 2 are funny. haha
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Posted 11/1/08
funny!!!
Posted 11/1/08
LOL.
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Posted 11/1/08
yep i got it as a chain letter and thought it was funny so i decided to post it here
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24 / M / O.C. So.Cal
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Posted 11/1/08
xD thats funny cute little children

i just wanna strangle em
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22 / F / Nueva York
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Posted 11/1/08
ehh i've heard those. but they're still cute ;)
and i think theres a thread on here about the whale one.
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24 / M / Mammago Garage, Y...
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Posted 11/1/08
Those are reasons why you should smack the hell out of smart-ass little kids. I thought this thread would be about some new breed of cyborg kids with lasers and kung-fu action grip.
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27 / M / Winterpeggers
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Posted 11/1/08
the third one just sounded like they were gonna kill the teacher
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Posted 11/1/08 , edited 11/1/08
Ahaha! I liked the 1st. xD
Posted 11/1/08
I molest children and they seem fine with it.
Posted 11/1/08
hahaha lol thats funny ~ hahhaa
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