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PSP Bomb Threat Boy Ransoms School for $1,000,000
Posted 11/6/08
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2008/10/21/psp-bomb-threat-boy-ransoms-school-for-1000000/

A schoolboy (15) so hated his cram school that he posted a bomb threat on their website using his PSP, demanding ¥100,000,000 in order to avert catastrophe.
The boy’s reasoning was that if the school was subjected to a bomb threat, they would have no choice but to cancel his loathed lessons.
With this in mind, he menaced the establishment via their homepage: “I’ve hidden bombs all through the school. If you want to stop them going off, come pay me ¥100,000,00!”
He apparently made four such threats over several weeks, variously using his PSP (using the Internet from home), a phone and letters.
Regarding his choice of PSP as bomb threat delivery tool, and his demand for so much cash, he was pragmatic: “I wanted it to seem real, so I demanded cash. If I was busted by police, they’d come and take the family PC away, and that would be troublesome so I made the threats from a PSP.”
The boy, who thankfully had no means (we might wonder about whether he had the inclination) to carry out his threat, was arrested by police for interfering with the course of their duties.

With such well developed mental faculties, is it really surprising the boy was forced to attend cram school?

hahahahahahahaha

note to self:try to do the same
Posted 11/6/08
His parents are asian.
Asians force their kids to go to every single smart thingy available.
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Posted 11/6/08
ok this is the third freaky news i heard from JAPAN in one day. I wonder what it feels like to live there
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pshh, we get bomb threats all the time, it's only cause we get school off though no one rly puts bombs in they'll just write something down on a peice of paper and leave it somewhere where the janitors can find it

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Posted 11/6/08
Sweet. This reminds me of when someone set a fire in the bathroom in school.
Posted 11/6/08
Crazy kid.
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RaikuRoak wrote:

Sweet. This reminds me of when someone set a fire in the bathroom in school.

It's physically impossible to start a fire in a boys washroom.
Seriously.
When i walk in it's waist deep.
This is caused by what i call "Dribble dick syndrome" .
Their dicks are so small that they cant aim them.
I on the other hand have trouble aiming because of how heavy it is.
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Posted 11/6/08
Well, it was an interesting idea but lacked good cover.
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Posted 11/6/08

KinkyHamster wrote:


RaikuRoak wrote:

Sweet. This reminds me of when someone set a fire in the bathroom in school.

It's physically impossible to start a fire in a boys washroom.
Seriously.
When i walk in it's waist deep.
This is caused by what i call "Dribble dick syndrome" .
Their dicks are so small that they cant aim them.
I on the other hand have trouble aiming because of how heavy it is.


LoL Well, the bathroom at my school is pretty dry, since everyone only goes there to do their homework.


Posted 11/6/08

RaikuRoak wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:


RaikuRoak wrote:

Sweet. This reminds me of when someone set a fire in the bathroom in school.

It's physically impossible to start a fire in a boys washroom.
Seriously.
When i walk in it's waist deep.
This is caused by what i call "Dribble dick syndrome" .
Their dicks are so small that they cant aim them.
I on the other hand have trouble aiming because of how heavy it is.


LoL Well, the bathroom at my school is pretty dry, since everyone only goes there to do their homework.



Wouldn't it be awesome if you went in there and "accidentally" dribbled pee on their work?
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Posted 11/6/08
LOL

I'd so totally do that. It'd get all over their papers and they'd be screwed for class.

Hmmmm. . . I might do it in the 6th grade bathroom, since I don't know anyone there."sinister laugh"
Posted 11/6/08

RaikuRoak wrote:

LOL

I'd so totally do that. It'd get all over their papers and they'd be screwed for class.

Hmmmm. . . I might do it in the 6th grade bathroom, since I don't know anyone there."sinister laugh"

Wtf?
Your in middle school?
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Posted 11/6/08

KinkyHamster wrote:


RaikuRoak wrote:

LOL

I'd so totally do that. It'd get all over their papers and they'd be screwed for class.

Hmmmm. . . I might do it in the 6th grade bathroom, since I don't know anyone there."sinister laugh"

Wtf?
Your in middle school?


lol, love how there's no reply

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Posted 11/6/08
...That boy's a faggot.
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Posted 11/6/08 , edited 11/6/08

KinkyHamster wrote:


RaikuRoak wrote:

LOL

I'd so totally do that. It'd get all over their papers and they'd be screwed for class.

Hmmmm. . . I might do it in the 6th grade bathroom, since I don't know anyone there."sinister laugh"

Wtf?
Your in middle school?


8th grade, i'm 13.




lol, love how there's no reply



Was playing a game, so a late reply
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