Post Reply It;s so funny I laughed for 20 minutes!!
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Posted 11/7/08
Pick the month you were born in:

* 1 - I ran over
* 2 - I killed
* 3 - I needed
* 4 - I raped
* 5 - I killed
* 6 - I cuddled with
* 7 - I ran naked with
* 8 - I slept with
* 9 - I stabbed
* 10 - I licked
* 11 - I banged
* 12 - I smoked



Pick the day [number] you were born on:

* 01 - your grandma
* 02 - the Kool-Aid Man
* 03 - a horse
* 04 - a pornstar
* 05 - your mom
* 06 - you
* 07 - a bag of weed
* 08 - a prostitute
* 09 - a toothbrush
* 10 - a Jew
* 11 - a homo
* 12 - the Trojan Man
* 13 - Paris Hilton
* 14 - a whore
* 15 - a cat
* 16 - a pickle
* 17 - a Mexican
* 18 - a bisexual
* 19 - a dog
* 20 - an orange
* 21 - a crackhead
* 22 - a bowl of cereal
* 23 - an Easter Egg
* 24 - my ex
* 25 - a condom
* 26 - a jar of honey
* 27 - a lesbian
* 28 - a homeless guy
* 29 - a french fry
* 30 - your dealer
* 31 - a stripper



Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:

* White - because that's how i roll.
* Black - because I'm sexy.
* Pink - because the little people told me to.
* Red - because I have amazing boobs.
* Blue - because I'm cool like that.
* Polka Dots - because I hate my life.
* Purple - because I'm gay.
* Gray - because I love marijuana.
* Orange - because I have double D's.
* Green - because I'm beautiful.
* Other - because I smoke crack.
* Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose.
* Brown - because I had to.
* Shirtless - because I've got abs.


My Result:
I ran over a toohbrush because the little people told me to.( O_o)
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Posted 11/11/08
mine was i needed a dog because i have amazing boobs xD
Posted 11/12/08
mine says " i stabbed a homeless guy because im cool like that" .......... how did they no? LMFAO jks jks XD
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Posted 12/10/08
my says '' i slept with a mexican because I'm beautiful '' ROFL XD
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Posted 12/19/08
mine ~

I cuddled with a homeless guy because I'm sexy.
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Posted 7/3/11
lmao it's so funny xD
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