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What Are Some Excuses You Use For Not Doing Your Homework?
Posted 11/8/08 , edited 7/23/10
What Are Some Excuses You Use For Not Doing Your Homework?

"Umm you said you would hand me the worksheet after we had sex but i think i did a good job and you blacked out after we did it."
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Posted 11/8/08 , edited 11/8/08
My dog ate it, then got ran over so I couldn't wait for him to shit it out.
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Posted 11/8/08
I didn't feel like doing it.
Why make up an excuse?
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Posted 11/8/08
I forgot.

Or.

I just didnt want to.
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Posted 11/8/08
yea. mister u didnt give me one.
i left early
i lost it
forgot about it
i misplaced it.
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Posted 11/8/08 , edited 11/8/08
-I had to go to the airport to pick up someone that night and I was there for 10 hours because the flight got delayed. I didn't have time. Sorry.

-What?! we had homework?! I'm sorry miss..I just have a lot on my mind.. I couldn't pay attention in class yesterday, I don't even remember you giving out homework..

-See...my grandmother is real sick. And there was an emergency last night and we had to drive for 5 hours to get to her village.. I was too worried about her to even think about homework, can I hand it in tomorrow instead?

-OMG! I spent HOURS working on my homework! i can't believe I forgot it on my kitchen table! TT__TT

-Forgot my assignment inside my car. .. =__=;
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Posted 11/8/08 , edited 11/8/08
I always say Oscar stole it
ya no "Oscar the Grouch" from Sesame Street

He looks cute right?
but he eats paper like theres no 2morrow!
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Posted 11/8/08
- I was masturbating last night and ejaculated all over the work sheet you gave me... lolz... =/
Ain't really an excuse...lol
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Posted 11/8/08

Nyarth wrote:

- I was masturbating last night and ejaculated all over the work sheet you gave me... lolz... =/
Ain't really an excuse...lol


so you jerk off to your homework wow you must looooove your homework..... lolz jk
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Posted 11/8/08
what are you talking about i always do my homework like a good little girl
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Posted 11/8/08
Zzz... What? Oh yeah, I'll go and print it out.

Oh and the best one.


"What? I don't go to school any more, I'm just here to sleep."
Posted 11/8/08
lol i just do it. you people are a bunch of slackers
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Posted 11/8/08
I didn't feel like it because
i was too busy watching
anime & asian dramas
online. (:

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This one always works for me "There was homework O.O?" hahahha
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Posted 11/8/08
um... the truth is just plain sad, the real reason why i don't do my h/w is either cuz i had to defeat a boss on pokemon diamond ds, or i was simming all day, ( yes that's simming, not swimming, as in the sims 2 pc)
just think how little h/w will get done when the sims 3 comes out lol
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