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Posted 12/13/07
what would kyon say if he knew there's going 2 be a next season of the anime....?


Kyon: OH CRAP! HERE WE GO AGAIN........
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well... heres my attempt at tickling ur funny bones...

Kyon : Whats with this school? Allowing students to dye their hair so unaturally! Look around! There are orange, purple, green, blond and blue! For god's sakes I swear the only normal people here are Haruhi and me!

Kyon : ...

Kyon : Did I just say that?
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riku440 wrote:

The iPod Incident

Kyon and Itsuki are concerned about Haruhi

Kyon: Great, I can tell more closed space will appear...Haruhi lost her iPod!

Itsuki: I guess she Lost My Music

its so stupid its funny
idk if that makes you feel any better xD

i probably couldnt have done better though
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Posted 12/19/07

werejo wrote:

well... heres my attempt at tickling ur funny bones...

Kyon : Whats with this school? Allowing students to dye their hair so unaturally! Look around! There are orange, purple, green, blond and blue! For god's sakes I swear the only normal people here are Haruhi and me!

Kyon : ...

Kyon : Did I just say that?


I like that one, made me laugh. Koizumi has normal hair as well (but is also far from normal.)

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Kyon: I've just saw an alien, a time traveller and a ESPer.

Haruhi: Where? Where?

Kyon: Let's see.... the alien went back to space, the time traveller went back to his time, and the ESPer just brainwashed me and made me said that I've saw aliens, time travellers and ESPers.......

Kyon: What did I just said again?

(If it sucks, don't blame me. Intergrated Data Entities don't know what's a joke)
Posted 12/28/07
Haruhi: *chews gum* kyon!! come here
Kyon: WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW!
Haruhi: BRING THE GARBAGE CAN!
Kyon: ASK MIKURU!
Haruhi: are you saying your going to make poor mikuru bring the sticky garbage to me?!
Kyon: exactly.
Haruhi: MIKURU IS A GIRL SHE CAN'T DO THAT! SO YOU, AS A MAN HAS TO DO IT
Kyon: *in his head: geez, this girl i don't know what to do with her* alright.
Haruhi: good boy
Kyon: here's your garbage can, *places beside haruhi*
Haruhi: take the gum out of my mouth...AHHHHHHHHHHH *opens mouth*
Kyon: *in his mind: you've got to be kidding me, she's like a little kid and i'm her mom!* no way haruhi, your doing this one on your own
Haruhi: ..............................................................
Kyon: ............................
Haruhi: MIKURU SEIZE HIM!
Mikuru: *hugs kyon so he can't move*
Kyon: *in mind: is this heaven?*
Haruhi: *takes kyon's hands and makes him take out her gum from her mouth and puts it in the garbage...sighs* my god kyon, how can you not do a simple task like that? but i have to bring out the reenforcements?!
Kyon: *deeply sighs*

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haha, i just made this up on the spot! hope you guys like it!
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How about this:

I Lost My Music. God Knows where it is.

And:

Question: How many Haruhi Suzumiyas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: None. She gets other people to do it.
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An Esper's Monologue

Greetings, residents of this place you call crunchyroll.com. I have been browsing this forum boards, and it has occurred to me that there may be some misunderstandings, and indeed, perhaps even some libel about my character being spread about. As you are all aware, a "meme" a unit of cultural information that can be transmitted from one mind to another. A meme propagates itself as a unit of cultural evolution analogous in many ways to the gene (the unit of genetic information). Often memes propagate as more-or-less integrated cooperative sets or groups, referred to as memeplexes or meme-complexes. Proponents of memes suggest that memes evolve via natural selection — in a way very similar to Charles Darwin's ideas concerning biological evolution — on the premise that variation, mutation, competition, and "inheritance" influence their replicative success. For example, while one idea may become extinct, other ideas will survive, spread and mutate — for better or for worse — through modification.

Forgive my long-windedness, but what I am trying to say is, it appears that boards such as this exist to amplify and expedite the process of meme-creation. It appears that such a meme has surrounded and distorted my character. In particular, I am referring to the meme surrounding my relationship to the one known as Kyon, as it pertains to my sexuality. Not that there is anything wrong with that. However, the truth is, I am gay...

...gay for Imouto-san!
It's true; I cannot hide my feelings any longer. Even if it hurts my two fathers, I cannot suppress the truth of my longings. It would not be healthy for me to deny it. Growing up, sure, I always thought I would be gay, just like my fathers. Even when I noticed those feelings towards the opposite sex, I always assumed it was just a passing fancy, interest solely for the sake of excitement through the breaking of a taboo. However, as I matured these feelings only grew stronger, and culminated in the one person for whom I can no longer lie to! In truth, though I am friends with Kyon, my closeness was only a pretense in order to be near the object of my desire, that delightful flower, Imouto-san.

Can you not see, the glittering of her eyes, her sweet-smelling hair like daisies, her ivory-white legs; can you not see that she is the embodiment of perfection in a girl? Let us not hold back, bound in the chains of denial, any longer! I love you, Imouto-san!


...My sister?! I've tolerated you all this time, Koizumi, but it looks like I finally have a good reason for kicking your ass!
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Posted 1/19/08

FreeRadical wrote:

How about this:

I Lost My Music. God Knows where it is.

And:

Question: How many Haruhi Suzumiyas does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer: None. She gets other people to do it.


genious!!
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Q: What is Haruhi's favourite song?

A: Only God Knows.

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Posted 1/27/08

ipotski03 wrote:

what would kyon say if he knew there's going 2 be a next season of the anime....?


Kyon: OH CRAP! HERE WE GO AGAIN........


now that made me lol
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Posted 1/27/08
I got one! (this is gonna suck)

If you are ever falling asleep in class, sit in front of Haruhi Suzumiya and you'll be wide awake



dangit the picture dosnet work!
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I got a better one now!

A regular day in the sos brigade room...

Kyon: Haruhi what do you think of your life so far?

Haruhi: It's an Adventure Right Right?

LMAO
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Posted 1/30/08

victorlim93 wrote:

Q: What is Haruhi's favourite song?

A: Only God Knows.



Good one!(^v^)b it's funny and simple at the same time lol love it!
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Posted 2/1/08

werejo wrote:

well... heres my attempt at tickling ur funny bones...

Kyon : Whats with this school? Allowing students to dye their hair so unaturally! Look around! There are orange, purple, green, blond and blue! For god's sakes I swear the only normal people here are Haruhi and me!

Kyon : ...

Kyon : Did I just say that?


I think that this joke has to be the funniest one yet
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