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Funniest Things You Saw Kids OR Adults Do OR Say!!
Posted 11/10/08 , edited 11/10/08
Well one time at gamestop, i was looking around for games with my cuz and this old lady comes in and ask the cashier this:

Cashier: How may we help you mam?
Lady: Hi, do you sell N64's here? i'm trying to buy one for my grandson.
Cashier:Um..no mam we don't sell that, we have Wii's and Xbox's and Playstations or NDS, PSP's for portable.
Lady: What? What do you mean you don't have it?
Cashier: Mam we don't, Nintendo stopped making N64's
Lady:Why?
Cashier: I don't know mam.
Lady: Why don;t you know?
Cashier: *sighs* they made newer systems.
Lady: Why?
Cashier: To Make profits.
Lady: Really?
Cashier:Yes mam.
Lady: (she pauses for some minutes and walks out)
The cashier shakes his head.
Well, this was HILARIUS when she said it in this jaimaican accent.
HAHA! anyhoo i dont know if this is a duplicate, i searched but couldnt find any so if it is then please lock it or something.
Any stories to tell?
Btw it has to be true.
Posted 11/10/08
I saw a horse eat a old man's cream pie.
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Posted 11/10/08
lol funny but this is more funnier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

shows why it sucks to be a telemarketer
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Posted 11/10/08

KinkyHamster wrote:

I saw a horse eat a old man's cream pie.


I saw a horse fuck a man in the ass and the boner was so long and hard it punctured the man and killed him ( i swear this is a true story go google it up if you don't believe me)
Posted 11/10/08
Well my dad said to me once "get more gay friends"

And does singing count? If so I heard a 3 year old kid sing "Smack Dat."

that's all I know.
Posted 11/10/08
oh yeah.. =_= this one lady was hysterical

i was at the beach and this girl n her friends n mom passed me

I glanced at the girl and was just gonna smile (how i greet pretty much anyone who's close enough..yknow unless they're like a dirty old man or something) and the mom looked at me before I could smile.

she stopped me

her : excuse me?
me: yeah, what?
her: who do you think you are?
me: ..huh?
the girl: mom, she didnt do anything
her: i said who do you think you are looking at my daughter like that?
the girl: MOM

so the mom just like looked at me n then turned around, while the girl was just apologizing to me..i told her it was okay but man

maybe she was pmsing XD i find it so funny today even tho it kinda pissed me off back then
Posted 11/10/08

LemonyPanda wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

I saw a horse eat a old man's cream pie.


I saw a horse fuck a man in the ass and the boner was so long and hard it punctured the man and killed him ( i swear this is a true story go google it up if you don't believe me)


oh yeah, /b/ was talking about this guy, but i forgot the name of the guy . . .
Posted 11/10/08
Man: "Damn, you were snoring so loud last night!"
Lady: "I was not!"
Man: "I couldn't go to sleep because of you."
Posted 11/10/08

flourlove wrote:

oh yeah.. =_= this one lady was hysterical

i was at the beach and this girl n her friends n mom passed me

I glanced at the girl and was just gonna smile (how i greet pretty much anyone who's close enough..yknow unless they're like a dirty old man or something) and the mom looked at me before I could smile.

she stopped me

her : excuse me?
me: yeah, what?
her: who do you think you are?
me: ..huh?
the girl: mom, she didnt do anything
her: i said who do you think you are looking at my daughter like that?
the girl: MOM

so the mom just like looked at me n then turned around, while the girl was just apologizing to me..i told her it was okay but man

maybe she was pmsing XD i find it so funny today even tho it kinda pissed me off back then


ugh happened to me once...whats up with old ladies lol
Posted 11/10/08

BlazingRb wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

I saw a horse eat a old man's cream pie.


I saw a horse fuck a man in the ass and the boner was so long and hard it punctured the man and killed him ( i swear this is a true story go google it up if you don't believe me)


oh yeah, /b/ was talking about this guy, but i forgot the name of the guy . . .



LemonyPanda wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

I saw a horse eat a old man's cream pie.


I saw a horse fuck a man in the ass and the boner was so long and hard it punctured the man and killed him ( i swear this is a true story go google it up if you don't believe me)


The guy's screen name was "Mr. Hands".
I've heard about him.
I haven't had the pleasure of watching one of his videos yet.
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Posted 11/10/08

KinkyHamster wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

I saw a horse eat a old man's cream pie.


I saw a horse fuck a man in the ass and the boner was so long and hard it punctured the man and killed him ( i swear this is a true story go google it up if you don't believe me)


The guy's screen name was "Mr. Hands".
I've heard about him.
I haven't had the pleasure of watching one of his videos yet.


Thats awesome, death by fucking, hilarious.
Posted 11/10/08

Allhailodin wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

I saw a horse eat a old man's cream pie.


I saw a horse fuck a man in the ass and the boner was so long and hard it punctured the man and killed him ( i swear this is a true story go google it up if you don't believe me)


The guy's screen name was "Mr. Hands".
I've heard about him.
I haven't had the pleasure of watching one of his videos yet.


Thats awesome, death by fucking, hilarious.

If its so awesome.
Wanna reenact it?
Posted 11/10/08

trnjackie23 wrote:


flourlove wrote:

oh yeah.. =_= this one lady was hysterical

i was at the beach and this girl n her friends n mom passed me

I glanced at the girl and was just gonna smile (how i greet pretty much anyone who's close enough..yknow unless they're like a dirty old man or something) and the mom looked at me before I could smile.

she stopped me

her : excuse me?
me: yeah, what?
her: who do you think you are?
me: ..huh?
the girl: mom, she didnt do anything
her: i said who do you think you are looking at my daughter like that?
the girl: MOM

so the mom just like looked at me n then turned around, while the girl was just apologizing to me..i told her it was okay but man

maybe she was pmsing XD i find it so funny today even tho it kinda pissed me off back then


ugh happened to me once...whats up with old ladies lol


dude I think they're just paranoid. she was probably divorced, now why would anyone ever think that?

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Posted 11/10/08

KinkyHamster wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

I saw a horse eat a old man's cream pie.


I saw a horse fuck a man in the ass and the boner was so long and hard it punctured the man and killed him ( i swear this is a true story go google it up if you don't believe me)


The guy's screen name was "Mr. Hands".
I've heard about him.
I haven't had the pleasure of watching one of his videos yet.


Thats awesome, death by fucking, hilarious.

If its so awesome.
Wanna reenact it?


I'm gonna have to say no to that.
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Posted 11/10/08

BlazingRb wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

I saw a horse eat a old man's cream pie.


I saw a horse fuck a man in the ass and the boner was so long and hard it punctured the man and killed him ( i swear this is a true story go google it up if you don't believe me)


oh yeah, /b/ was talking about this guy, but i forgot the name of the guy . . .


was he that desperate?
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