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Posted 11/10/08

flourlove wrote:

oh yeah.. =_= this one lady was hysterical

i was at the beach and this girl n her friends n mom passed me

I glanced at the girl and was just gonna smile (how i greet pretty much anyone who's close enough..yknow unless they're like a dirty old man or something) and the mom looked at me before I could smile.

she stopped me

her : excuse me?
me: yeah, what?
her: who do you think you are?
me: ..huh?
the girl: mom, she didnt do anything
her: i said who do you think you are looking at my daughter like that?
the girl: MOM

so the mom just like looked at me n then turned around, while the girl was just apologizing to me..i told her it was okay but man

maybe she was pmsing XD i find it so funny today even tho it kinda pissed me off back then


lol, that happened to my friend when we went to the pool a teen passed by with her mom or someone and he smiled at her and the mom got all pissed and started yelling at him I caught it on video and posted it on myspace so everybody could see it
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one time when I went to the mall with my now ex-bf we were making out in JCPenney's and this old grandma wlked by and saw us and she started hitting us with her purse. omg, lol, she was like "young children these days!" "lord forgive them" and started lecturing us at that moment we were pretty pissed but now i find it funny ^^
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Posted 11/10/08

flourlove wrote:

oh yeah.. =_= this one lady was hysterical

i was at the beach and this girl n her friends n mom passed me

I glanced at the girl and was just gonna smile (how i greet pretty much anyone who's close enough..yknow unless they're like a dirty old man or something) and the mom looked at me before I could smile.

she stopped me

her : excuse me?
me: yeah, what?
her: who do you think you are?
me: ..huh?
the girl: mom, she didnt do anything
her: i said who do you think you are looking at my daughter like that?
the girl: MOM

so the mom just like looked at me n then turned around, while the girl was just apologizing to me..i told her it was okay but man

maybe she was pmsing XD i find it so funny today even tho it kinda pissed me off back then


I would said something like "Bitch, its a free country, I can look at your daugher if I feel like it, what are you gonna do about it."
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Posted 11/10/08
Waitress: Mashed potatoes or french fries?
Person: Okay.

lol
Posted 11/10/08 , edited 11/10/08

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Waitress: Mashed potatoes or french fries?
Person: Okay.

lol


hahahaha XD

dude..does what happened to me happen a bunch?? 0.o crazy momz, man..

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Posted 11/10/08

flourlove wrote:

oh yeah.. =_= this one lady was hysterical

i was at the beach and this girl n her friends n mom passed me

I glanced at the girl and was just gonna smile (how i greet pretty much anyone who's close enough..yknow unless they're like a dirty old man or something) and the mom looked at me before I could smile.

she stopped me

her : excuse me?
me: yeah, what?
her: who do you think you are?
me: ..huh?
the girl: mom, she didnt do anything
her: i said who do you think you are looking at my daughter like that?
the girl: MOM

so the mom just like looked at me n then turned around, while the girl was just apologizing to me..i told her it was okay but man

maybe she was pmsing XD i find it so funny today even tho it kinda pissed me off back then


she was just probably PMSing.
and yeah, it happens.. lol
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Posted 11/10/08
haaa.... i saw like an 20 year old dude jumping in a mall cuz a mouse ran right by him....that was briliant...mybe he was gay ...but he sreamd so loud like a little girl ......haaa.....
Posted 11/10/08

jomagova wrote:

haaa.... i saw like an 20 year old dude jumping in a mall cuz a mouse ran right by him....that was briliant...mybe he was gay ...but he sreamd so loud like a little girl ......haaa.....


hahaha seems like my cousin when i watch Child's Play
Posted 11/10/08
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Posted 11/10/08
nice one i laughed so hard yea some ppl jz tend to get to the bottom of things all the time.
Posted 11/10/08
hmmmm..kids are so honest and blunt...lol

once they said to me "ooh..ms.shirley we saw you kissing with your boyfriend, does that mean your pregnant?"

lol it was a peck on the lips but omg they had me rolling....
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Posted 11/10/08

LemonyPanda wrote:

lol funny but this is more funnier

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5z4Vs26-TI

shows why it sucks to be a telemarketer


haha that dude got pawnt
Posted 11/10/08
Saw a girl about 3-4 ytd in the train with her mum. Mum told her to hold onto a $5 note cos she was searcing for something in the bag. After that, she asked her daughter to pass her the note, girl refused and said "No, i want to use this paper for drawing."
Posted 11/10/08

Allhailodin wrote:


flourlove wrote:

oh yeah.. =_= this one lady was hysterical

i was at the beach and this girl n her friends n mom passed me

I glanced at the girl and was just gonna smile (how i greet pretty much anyone who's close enough..yknow unless they're like a dirty old man or something) and the mom looked at me before I could smile.

she stopped me

her : excuse me?
me: yeah, what?
her: who do you think you are?
me: ..huh?
the girl: mom, she didnt do anything
her: i said who do you think you are looking at my daughter like that?
the girl: MOM

so the mom just like looked at me n then turned around, while the girl was just apologizing to me..i told her it was okay but man

maybe she was pmsing XD i find it so funny today even tho it kinda pissed me off back then


I would said something like "Bitch, its a free country, I can look at your daugher if I feel like it, what are you gonna do about it."


that would sound like ur stalking her lulz
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Posted 11/10/08

9nineix wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


flourlove wrote:

oh yeah.. =_= this one lady was hysterical

i was at the beach and this girl n her friends n mom passed me

I glanced at the girl and was just gonna smile (how i greet pretty much anyone who's close enough..yknow unless they're like a dirty old man or something) and the mom looked at me before I could smile.

she stopped me

her : excuse me?
me: yeah, what?
her: who do you think you are?
me: ..huh?
the girl: mom, she didnt do anything
her: i said who do you think you are looking at my daughter like that?
the girl: MOM

so the mom just like looked at me n then turned around, while the girl was just apologizing to me..i told her it was okay but man

maybe she was pmsing XD i find it so funny today even tho it kinda pissed me off back then


I would said something like "Bitch, its a free country, I can look at your daugher if I feel like it, what are you gonna do about it."


that would sound like ur stalking her lulz


Nan I would say that just to piss of the mom for annoying me. Plus it would be funny to watch her reaction.
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Posted 11/11/08

BlazingRb wrote:


LemonyPanda wrote:


KinkyHamster wrote:

I saw a horse eat a old man's cream pie.


I saw a horse fuck a man in the ass and the boner was so long and hard it punctured the man and killed him ( i swear this is a true story go google it up if you don't believe me)


oh yeah, /b/ was talking about this guy, but i forgot the name of the guy . . .


His name is Mr. hands, and his scrotum looks like a blowfish
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