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Funniest Things You Saw Kids OR Adults Do OR Say!!
Posted 11/11/08
I saw my mom's friends' son trying to steal my puppies- treat and he ran & tripped on their dog food plate. lol
it was so funny

my mom say some stuff funny too when she tries to speak english to other people.. lol
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Posted 11/11/08
i waz at the park with mai friends and this random chinese boy, who waz like 3 years old, came up to us
and started to tell us (in a weird accent) about how his mom taught him a song about old perverts and how the police are going to get them......
we thought he was so adorable, so we asked him "who were the perverts?"
and he pointed to me!!!!
i was like WTF!!!
then, he told me to shut up or he'll stab me and shove sand in mai mouth O_O


i never kne little kids could be so evil....
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Posted 11/11/08 , edited 11/11/08
me and my friends went to a bakery to buy cheese cake (a whole cheese cake soooo yummy since it was cheap)

"can we please have a cheese cake" -friend and me
"ok" -old lady (she works in the bakery)
...........
*hands over cheese cake*
"can we have a bag to hold the cheese cake" -me
"WHAT, IS THE CHEESECAKE TOO HEAVY FOR YOU!!!!!" -old lady
*gently old lady with split personality*
"ok" -me and friend
"well yeas its freacking cold outside and the cheese cake is heavy" -me (trying to be a smart ass)
* talks in wierd accent couldnt really tell what she was talking about, but heres what i could make out*
"blah blah blah...STOP WASTING PLASTIC, KIDS THESE DAYS blah blah blah GLOBAL MORNING blah IN 2020 THE WORLD GOES BOOM" -old lady (she actually said those words im not kidding about 2020 she gave us a lecture about it)
"hahahaha" -people in the bakery
*me and friend run off*
P.S this happen yeasturday ><
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Posted 11/11/08

trnjackie23 wrote:

Well one time at gamestop, i was looking around for games with my cuz and this old lady comes in and ask the cashier this:

Cashier: How may we help you mam?
Lady: Hi, do you sell N64's here? i'm trying to buy one for my grandson.
Cashier:Um..no mam we don't sell that, we have Wii's and Xbox's and Playstations or NDS, PSP's for portable.
Lady: What? What do you mean you don't have it?
Cashier: Mam we don't, Nintendo stopped making N64's
Lady:Why?
Cashier: I don't know mam.
Lady: Why don;t you know?
Cashier: *sighs* they made newer systems.
Lady: Why?
Cashier: To Make profits.
Lady: Really?
Cashier:Yes mam.
Lady: (she pauses for some minutes and walks out)
The cashier shakes his head.
Well, this was HILARIUS when she said it in this jaimaican accent.
HAHA! anyhoo i dont know if this is a duplicate, i searched but couldnt find any so if it is then please lock it or something.
Any stories to tell?
Btw it has to be true.


Haha that's just like when I worked at Game Crazy and this guy with one of those voice boxes (I don't know what they're called, the ones that you type the words and it speaks for you) came in and wanted a Nintendo 65. I kept telling him there was no such thing, but he was getting really angry. I was showing him the used 64 we had, and he said it was wrong. Then I showed him the Game Cube, and he said that was wrong!! We were both getting really frustrated and I was trying so hard not to laugh.
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Posted 11/11/08
There's this old couple who came into my restaurant the other day and wanted their English muffins burned. They sent them back to the toaster 3 times before they were burned enough. I asked them how they could eat it so black, and they said that it was because they wanted to "burn the carbs out of it". Seriously, people are fucking retarded.
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Posted 11/11/08
yh this child.
i was young at that time and i ran foward.
my sis was picking me at that time she was late so every one was at home.
then this boy appered smaller then me.
he wen fuck u 16x to my sis and she was shocked.
then he said bitch 5x.
his brother stared aty my sis and his brother.
my sis was like what!
and the boys mum came
shut up and get in 14x she said and slaped at his bum 64x
Posted 11/11/08

DreadDenimPirate wrote:


trnjackie23 wrote:

Well one time at gamestop, i was looking around for games with my cuz and this old lady comes in and ask the cashier this:

Cashier: How may we help you mam?
Lady: Hi, do you sell N64's here? i'm trying to buy one for my grandson.
Cashier:Um..no mam we don't sell that, we have Wii's and Xbox's and Playstations or NDS, PSP's for portable.
Lady: What? What do you mean you don't have it?
Cashier: Mam we don't, Nintendo stopped making N64's
Lady:Why?
Cashier: I don't know mam.
Lady: Why don;t you know?
Cashier: *sighs* they made newer systems.
Lady: Why?
Cashier: To Make profits.
Lady: Really?
Cashier:Yes mam.
Lady: (she pauses for some minutes and walks out)
The cashier shakes his head.
Well, this was HILARIUS when she said it in this jaimaican accent.
HAHA! anyhoo i dont know if this is a duplicate, i searched but couldnt find any so if it is then please lock it or something.
Any stories to tell?
Btw it has to be true.


Haha that's just like when I worked at Game Crazy and this guy with one of those voice boxes (I don't know what they're called, the ones that you type the words and it speaks for you) came in and wanted a Nintendo 65. I kept telling him there was no such thing, but he was getting really angry. I was showing him the used 64 we had, and he said it was wrong. Then I showed him the Game Cube, and he said that was wrong!! We were both getting really frustrated and I was trying so hard not to laugh.


lmao, that cashier was cracking up when she left. Like since when did gamestop carry N64"s....well maybe 11 years ago haha
Posted 12/18/08


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