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Posted 11/13/08
My teacher would smoke weed in his van with the cheerleaders and make us watch Bill and Ted in History class because that's what he thought would be relevant.
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lol back in highschool my teachers told us storys of their life, and we talked about a lot of stuff.
my fav was my english teacher durin my senior year.
he told us why he got each of his tattoos towards the end of the year, and he has a lot of them lol.
was great, he used to play in a punk rock band.
not a big fan of that, but he was pretty chill and it was a good class to be in
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Oh yeah. We get off topic all the time. Especially in English. Well.... not exactly off topic. Our Honors Teacher, Ms. Powell, is uber sarcastic and cynical-- the way she describes things totally demeans the literature we're reading, but it's slightly amusing, so people pay attention. We were reading 'Narcissus and Echo' and.... the review was kind of akward.

"So! Do we notice anything different about this kind of literature, as opposed to Of Mice and Men?
"....." <--- stunned silence (too stunned by the openly gay Narcissus)
"Well.... do rivers usually rape nymphs and get them pregnant? Do we know any rivers today that get people knocked up and pregnant? NO."
"......"
"Yeah. Nymphs in Greek Literature are crazy, horny skanks who love to run around being all promiscuous and sleeping with whatever they can. Does this sound ANYTHING like OMAM?"
"....... no....?"

........ you don't even want to know what she said when she summarized the Pre-Trojan war and the Odyssey timeline.
Posted 11/13/08 , edited 11/13/08

godime wrote:

Oh yeah. We get off topic all the time. Especially in English. Well.... not exactly off topic. Our Honors Teacher, Ms. Powell, is uber sarcastic and cynical-- the way she describes things totally demeans the literature we're reading, but it's slightly amusing, so people pay attention. We were reading 'Narcissus and Echo' and.... the review was kind of akward.

"So! Do we notice anything different about this kind of literature, as opposed to Of Mice and Men?
"....." <--- stunned silence (too stunned by the openly gay Narcissus)
"Well.... do rivers usually rape nymphs and get them pregnant? Do we know any rivers today that get people knocked up and pregnant? NO."
"......"
"Yeah. Nymphs in Greek Literature are crazy, horny skanks who love to run around being all promiscuous and sleeping with whatever they can. Does this sound ANYTHING like OMAM?"
"....... no....?"

........ you don't even want to know what she said when she summarized the Pre-Trojan war and the Odyssey timeline.

I've seen a porno where the river spawns a monster that rapes this girl.
Close enough?
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Posted 11/13/08
yup..
my accounting teacher.. we never did any work hahaha.. she went online and we'd all watch what she was watching..mostly was comedy gigs XD
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Posted 11/13/08

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godime wrote:

Oh yeah. We get off topic all the time. Especially in English. Well.... not exactly off topic. Our Honors Teacher, Ms. Powell, is uber sarcastic and cynical-- the way she describes things totally demeans the literature we're reading, but it's slightly amusing, so people pay attention. We were reading 'Narcissus and Echo' and.... the review was kind of akward.

"So! Do we notice anything different about this kind of literature, as opposed to Of Mice and Men?
"....." <--- stunned silence (too stunned by the openly gay Narcissus)
"Well.... do rivers usually rape nymphs and get them pregnant? Do we know any rivers today that get people knocked up and pregnant? NO."
"......"
"Yeah. Nymphs in Greek Literature are crazy, horny skanks who love to run around being all promiscuous and sleeping with whatever they can. Does this sound ANYTHING like OMAM?"
"....... no....?"

........ you don't even want to know what she said when she summarized the Pre-Trojan war and the Odyssey timeline.

I've seen a porno where the river spawns a monster that rapes this girl.
Close enough?


...... yeah, I'll count that. Geez, I'll bet Powell'd love to see that one.
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Posted 11/13/08
uhm. my food science teacher always talks about his crappy house. he was so proud because he didn't hire a carpenter to built his it was only him
and like he spends time 30 mins about it.
LOL but yeah its fun to bludge!
hahhah
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Posted 11/13/08
My classmates always rely on me to make the class off topic. Well I would ask a question which is relevant first then after that it drags on from there..then class will end
Posted 11/13/08
dude, my drama/english teacher is crazy. She constantly goes off topic in class, especially english class. Were reading thee book dracula and somehow we got too thee subject of HAIRY GIRLS. it was funnyy. lol
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Posted 11/13/08
I had a lecturer who constantly talked about why he bought his car from Holland and drove it back here to England. He was trying to make a point and had a lecture hall full of students in silence and stare at him thinking 'what the heck is he on about?'
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Posted 11/14/08

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I had a lecturer who constantly talked about why he bought his car from Holland and drove it back here to England. He was trying to make a point and had a lecture hall full of students in silence and stare at him thinking 'what the heck is he on about?'


he's trying to make funny thing
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Posted 12/20/08
Our teachers are all female, so we keep talking about their styles!
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Posted 12/20/08
hm..
Yeah a bunch of times.
Me and my friends try to ask a bunch of questions until the teaches go about something not on the topic ;D
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Posted 12/20/08
Yes, and it is normally about sex. One topic was about what will happen if you have sex with a woman having baking soda in her vagina. The conclusion was, it will yield a son as the semen is basic and the "male" sperms go first( no idea where we got that but it just popped out).
That is just an example.
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Posted 12/20/08 , edited 12/20/08
yesterday we the last school day of this year so we had a bunch of off topic conversations. in precal we talked about races lol. this one kid was like in africa they don't like people calling themselves african-americans. they prefer black americans. i was like ok that's great... i'm asian so yeah.
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