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How can a boy get a girlfriend?
Posted 11/15/08

Akaoni21 wrote:

Dress well then splash the cash.

You can be an asshole (Or ugly)... As long as you have the money to "pay off" your defects!

You can even use crap chat up lines and be a disgusting pervert it wont really matter, Just say what you want to the selected "victim" and it'll probably happen. (As long as theres a bottle of champagne and a £20 note in it)

Hell, Girls screw around every weekend FOR FREE... They may as well get something for their troubles. (Not like their gonna remember anything in the morning anyway)


lol u said it!
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Posted 11/15/08

TsuruyaSan wrote:


windleon wrote:



yes... but no ... they after your money so its not a good thing to do


u gotta be kidding me


why would i been kidding?
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Posted 11/15/08
Blackmailing is probably the most efficient method.
Using money is the second quickest method, but not the most efficient because of the high investment cost.
Becoming her friend, then asking her out to learn that she has no interest in you is the least ineffective way.

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Posted 11/15/08 , edited 11/15/08
Dude, why on earth are you asking that question at a place where 80% of the guys have never had a girlfriend?
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Posted 11/15/08 , edited 11/15/08
This is how REAL MEN do it (Little boys can do the whole waste-of-time 'dating' thing)

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Posted 11/15/08
well you see you have to travel to Nebraska and find the secret underground tunnel that leads to Missouri. Then from there you have to cartwheel all the way to China. If you stop then you have to start over. (and yes you have to cartwheel over the water). While in China you have to find and fight to a panda (100% chance of you losing). After that you must watch South Park's 148th episode. From there you have to camp underwater for 8 days. After that you must write a one page analytical review on Arcadia single spaced showing how it is connected to the 5 themes of world history AP. Then you hope that no girls saw you doing any of this and the ones that haven't have the highest chance of becoming your GF.
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Posted 11/15/08
communication, need that
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Posted 11/15/08
By having money. Lots of money. That or have charm. But mostly by having superfluous amounts of funds.
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Posted 11/15/08
Flirt like MAD with confidence. If that doesn't work just take off all your cloths and dance around in circle ... wait that doesn't work...that will put u in the slammer and you'll probably end up with a boyfriend instead ....
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Posted 11/15/08
dont be an insensitive jerk
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Posted 11/15/08

Akaoni21 wrote:

This is how REAL MEN do it (Little boys can do the whole waste-of-time 'dating' thing)

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that's how a maniac and a jerk would do
Posted 11/15/08
hmmmm....talking to her is a first....

then like buy her everything she wants!!!!
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Posted 11/15/08

freya_elice wrote:


Akaoni21 wrote:

This is how REAL MEN do it (Little boys can do the whole waste-of-time 'dating' thing)

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that's how a maniac and a jerk would do


Jeez .... take it easy there ... you seem like one angry kitten can't you take a joke? ... has no one asked you out or something ???
Posted 11/15/08
Just don't be a pussy and fucking talk to them.
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Posted 11/15/08 , edited 11/15/08
Hey wait a minuite, I want to sound cool and 'street' too!!!

"Just don't be a pussy and fucking talk to them". (Yeah, Im the king pimp now)
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