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Any class pranks to do on teacher?
Posted 3/31/09

Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


macphapie wrote:



Do it Faggot!


Those aren't pranks.
Get a few cans of silly string and fill up one of his drawers with it.
I mean fucking FILL it.
Like no gaps.


Spiders in the drawers or maybe a snake, those are better then silly string. You have much to learn my young apprentice.

That could get you suspended from scripting college, my antisocial soon-to-be-shooting-rampage.


While yes it could, it's still better then silly string, hell even a harmless frog would be better then silly string, besides you just get a garter snake, those things are harmless. My rather misunderstood friend.

Thank you for the advice, my columbine-copycat.
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Posted 3/31/09

WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


macphapie wrote:



Do it Faggot!


Those aren't pranks.
Get a few cans of silly string and fill up one of his drawers with it.
I mean fucking FILL it.
Like no gaps.


Spiders in the drawers or maybe a snake, those are better then silly string. You have much to learn my young apprentice.

That could get you suspended from scripting college, my antisocial soon-to-be-shooting-rampage.


While yes it could, it's still better then silly string, hell even a harmless frog would be better then silly string, besides you just get a garter snake, those things are harmless. My rather misunderstood friend.

Thank you for the advice, my columbine-copycat.


No problem, and i got nothing.
Posted 3/31/09

Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


macphapie wrote:



Do it Faggot!


Those aren't pranks.
Get a few cans of silly string and fill up one of his drawers with it.
I mean fucking FILL it.
Like no gaps.


Spiders in the drawers or maybe a snake, those are better then silly string. You have much to learn my young apprentice.

That could get you suspended from scripting college, my antisocial soon-to-be-shooting-rampage.


While yes it could, it's still better then silly string, hell even a harmless frog would be better then silly string, besides you just get a garter snake, those things are harmless. My rather misunderstood friend.

Thank you for the advice, my columbine-copycat.


No problem, and i got nothing.

I believe you owe me a complementary blowjob as a prize.
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Posted 3/31/09

WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


macphapie wrote:



Do it Faggot!


Those aren't pranks.
Get a few cans of silly string and fill up one of his drawers with it.
I mean fucking FILL it.
Like no gaps.


Spiders in the drawers or maybe a snake, those are better then silly string. You have much to learn my young apprentice.

That could get you suspended from scripting college, my antisocial soon-to-be-shooting-rampage.


While yes it could, it's still better then silly string, hell even a harmless frog would be better then silly string, besides you just get a garter snake, those things are harmless. My rather misunderstood friend.

Thank you for the advice, my columbine-copycat.


No problem, and i got nothing.

I believe you owe me a complementary blowjob as a prize.


No, i'm pretty sure a gay looking ribbon was the deal
Posted 3/31/09

Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


macphapie wrote:



Do it Faggot!


Those aren't pranks.
Get a few cans of silly string and fill up one of his drawers with it.
I mean fucking FILL it.
Like no gaps.


Spiders in the drawers or maybe a snake, those are better then silly string. You have much to learn my young apprentice.

That could get you suspended from scripting college, my antisocial soon-to-be-shooting-rampage.


While yes it could, it's still better then silly string, hell even a harmless frog would be better then silly string, besides you just get a garter snake, those things are harmless. My rather misunderstood friend.

Thank you for the advice, my columbine-copycat.


No problem, and i got nothing.

I believe you owe me a complementary blowjob as a prize.


No, i'm pretty sure a gay looking ribbon was the deal

I'm pretty sure that it was a blowjob.
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Posted 3/31/09

WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


Allhailodin wrote:


WellHungStallion wrote:


macphapie wrote:



Do it Faggot!


Those aren't pranks.
Get a few cans of silly string and fill up one of his drawers with it.
I mean fucking FILL it.
Like no gaps.


Spiders in the drawers or maybe a snake, those are better then silly string. You have much to learn my young apprentice.

That could get you suspended from scripting college, my antisocial soon-to-be-shooting-rampage.


While yes it could, it's still better then silly string, hell even a harmless frog would be better then silly string, besides you just get a garter snake, those things are harmless. My rather misunderstood friend.

Thank you for the advice, my columbine-copycat.


No problem, and i got nothing.

I believe you owe me a complementary blowjob as a prize.


No, i'm pretty sure a gay looking ribbon was the deal

I'm pretty sure that it was a blowjob.


No, i read my contract, and the word "blowjob" wasn't printed even once, not even in the fine print, and thus cannot be the prize
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Posted 3/31/09
never tried to do any pranks to the teachers.....
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Posted 3/31/09
pull his pants down
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I'm a guy you idiot, are you blind?



Posted 3/31/09

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I'm a guy you idiot, are you blind?




That's why I said "boyhole".
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and your point? we all know your gay XD now stfu and eat your pie with your gay friend
Posted 3/31/09

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and your point? we all know your gay XD now stfu and eat your pie with your gay friend


Ahahaha.
Funny .
Making a post that has nothing to do with my previous post and telling me to eat a pie.
It only took you like 15 minutes to make that up?
What an ingenious individual you are.
Posted 3/31/09
When they're asking you for food, give them a sandwich with peanut butter and gravels.
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Posted 3/31/09 , edited 3/31/09


Plan A

Pedophilia is quite popular nowadays, there are two types of people that would jump out nervously every time they hear the word pedo a) Priests b) Teachers

Of course you are not going to accuse him directly... Instead you would send a chain email to the all the administrative departments of the school. Try to pretend to be a hurt teenager girl who is to afraid and embarrassed to give her name..

A good example for a letter is

(...) I can't belive wat is happening to me, ALL I WANT TO DO IS CUT MY FUKIN VEINS!...why?....WHY DID HE CHOOSE ME for his nasty perverted acts. I HATE HIM!! he should go to hell T_T.... I feel like a fool too, for not defending myself agaisnt that monster, maybe i deserve it for being such a coward.. my dad woul't kill him if he finds out..*

*Add the grammar errors... it will be more realistic*

There's the possibility that the principal of your school won't believe the letter, actually he most likely won't. But still.... you would put your teacher through and itchy situation. Just imagine his face when his boss calls him and tells him "I got a letter that I think you should read.... is being passed all around the school"


BE SMART... create an email account (could be a hotmail or yahoo account) in a computer that is not yours and that has nothing to do with you, like a public computer also try to make it from a rather far place from your home (so you'll be safe if they decide to track you IP Address) Don't use your personal stuff for this ..

Part B

Do you have his phone number? If you do so then perfect

We all know that when people lack of sex they turn stupid and believe almost anything. Go to any of those chat rooms full of horny people, and enter a sexy nickname like "sassy_kitten or wet_socks" (lol that last one was just a joke "..... anyways, pretend to be a fairly young girl from *insert exotic country here*... and it wont take long until an avalanche of horny losers run after you like a pack of lust hungry animals..

Pretend to be interested on them and once you get the attention of a decent amount of people, give your teachers cellphone to every horny idiot in there.... If your teacher has his phone on, then he would get dozens of call and if he has his phone off he will have tons of erotic messages from exited teenagers waiting for him as soon as he turns it on again

Plan c

If you are one of those people that is happy and has everything in life you wouldn't mind spending a couple of bucks on a few calling cards and a box of soda. Go to a public telephone that is fairly near you house find and get yourself comfortable at 00:00 am and give your teacher a little call.

What can you say? Nothing! Just calling and listening to him or his wife lose their patience at midnight if fun by itself.

After the Eight or ninth call you can start imitating Darth Vader's respiration, Laugh or Fart at the phone







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OMFG SPONTANEOUS MUSICAL IS WIN

~btw fat chick in the food court musical also works in The Onion
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