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This is Not funny but it is!
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Posted 11/20/08
Ok so I feel ashamed of myself because even though I feel like beating the crap out of the guy I found this funny not the abusing his girlfriend part but what he used was rather odd I kind of giggled at the last sentence not the other parts he was just mean and cruel but that last freaking sentence made me laugh I just pasted this it's a real news article no joke! oh btw I just had to tell people about this it caught my attention..because what he did was messed up and yet funny but not oh you'll see what I mean.....read away.

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. – A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

The man was freed on $7,500 bail.

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.(and yes that last sentence is indeed the truth of what they said) sorry I said it was wrong yet funny!
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Posted 11/20/08
lol ... "make me a sandwich" + bitch slap = Alpha male
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why would the police ever care what type of sandwhich it was?
ha! idiots. they should care more about the domestic abuse and that he ripped off the rear view mirror.
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Posted 11/20/08
Why do you feel guilty? This shit is funny. I bet it was a toasted footlong. I can see it now.
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Posted 11/20/08

h4x0rz wrote:

lol ... "make me a sandwich" + bitch slap = Alpha male


lol I really didn't mean to laugh they could have been killed but the parts with the sandwich just got me laughing to the point of tears lol I mean that last sentence especially lol

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pavony wrote:

why would the police ever care what type of sandwhich it was?
ha! idiots. they should care more about the domestic abuse and that he ripped off the rear view mirror.


I have no clue but the fact reporters actually asked what type of sandwich it was ,was just odd

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Posted 11/20/08

DRO1 wrote:

Why do you feel guilty? This shit is funny. I bet it was a toasted footlong. I can see it now.


hahahahaha toasted footlong lol good one

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Posted 11/20/08
Mmm, butter.
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Posted 11/20/08 , edited 11/20/08
it's funny I am reading posts people put up they sound as ridiculous as my post whats the world coming too listen to all the news i've gathered from reading posts

1.guys abuses girlfriend with sandwich causing her to almost lose control of car while driving,police have identified what type of sandwich but haven't yet released details
2.some guy petitions to be able to marry anime character(people you are weird if you sign something like that,no matter how many fantasies you may have of the character you want to marry,it will never happen!!)
3.English dictionary to have the famous "Meh"from the simpsons cartoon put in it.
among many more goofy but true stories anyone find that this world is crazy lol no not the world just some of the crazies in it ..not all but quite a few lol
Posted 11/20/08
It was a 5 dollar foot long. A big, stale one. I mean... hitting someone with food... LOLoLoL.
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"Where is my sandwich woman?!" lol.....lame, that kind of men are better off dead, you can't even call yourself a guy when you're like that.
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Posted 11/20/08
You mean the long hero sandwich from Subway? or a regular square sandwiches?
Posted 11/20/08
Mmm ... sandwiches . What a waste of a sandwich .
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32 / F / Denver
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Posted 11/20/08
Must have been on a ciabatta roll... those things are hard.
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Posted 11/20/08
LMFAOOO
hahaha!!
man hits girlfriend with sandwitch
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