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This is Not funny but it is!
Posted 11/23/08
The title of the thread failed but the story inside is indeed hilarious. 'Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.' Funny.
Posted 11/25/08
"this sandwich is too dry, woman."hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Posted 11/25/08

That's just too funny!
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24 / M / the united states...
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Posted 12/8/08
in the words of my mother, it's a suit-happy world.
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Posted 12/8/08
with a sandwich?
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Posted 12/8/08 , edited 12/8/08
lmao
...sandwich wow
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23 / F / Anime world...
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Posted 12/8/08
Sandwich can hurt someone? Wow, tat is somethin new...
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Posted 12/8/08
LOL very funny it is XD......
but i feel bad for the girl
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Posted 12/8/08
Only in America can you get arrested, fined, and charged for hitting someone with a sandwich.

God Bless America.
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Posted 12/8/08
wahahahhahaha!!! damn that's hilarious!
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Posted 12/8/08
OMG i soon as i saw the words sandwich i died of laughter for like 10min i could`t breath i i could`t stop laughing OMG my belly hurts now. i fell sorry for her but that`s the funnies thing every
Posted 12/8/08
ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Sandwichhhhh hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha this is too funnny... XD
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Posted 12/9/08

sakurahatake18 wrote:

Ok so I feel ashamed of myself because even though I feel like beating the crap out of the guy I found this funny not the abusing his girlfriend part but what he used was rather odd I kind of giggled at the last sentence not the other parts he was just mean and cruel but that last freaking sentence made me laugh I just pasted this it's a real news article no joke! oh btw I just had to tell people about this it caught my attention..because what he did was messed up and yet funny but not oh you'll see what I mean.....read away.

PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. – A man faces a domestic battery charge after allegedly hitting his girlfriend with a sandwich as she was driving on Interstate 95 on Friday. Police said the 19-year-old man became angry and hit the woman in the arm and face with a sandwich, knocking her glasses off.

The victim nearly lost control of the car because she couldn't see the road and the man then allegedly ripped off the rear-view mirror and used it to shatter the windshield.

The man was freed on $7,500 bail.

Police haven't said what type of sandwich was involved.(and yes that last sentence is indeed the truth of what they said) sorry I said it was wrong yet funny!


you-re joking right?!
you have all the right to be lmao, the thing is just ridiculous and the journalist is stupid...
dammit, so a sandwich is a new type of weapon???
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Posted 12/9/08
i wonder if his lawyer would argue that he was being humane by softening the abuse through the use of his sandwich instead of his hand jk....seriousli who the hell tries to hit anyone with a sandwich these days? well..maybe a quiznos sub but still...waste of food.

ps. men who beat woman should get their asses handed to them

im done my rant
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Posted 12/9/08
That would be akward, and the guy is only 19! What do you think he'll do when he's in his mid 20s? Slap a woman using a club sandwhich that uses the full length of a long french bread?
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