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What stuffs did you run over when you were just a new driver?
Posted 11/22/08
I got my license in 2006.

Anyway, here are my incidents:
- bumping another guy's rear bump while backing up from a narrow parking lot in school
my buzz: I was fortunate that I did not destroy anything. I just made a loud "bam!" noise when it happened. The only thing that was awkward was when there was a clear witness of what happened. I made this cute chick like this It made me looked so uncool.


- bumping a recreational park's trash can while backing up
my buzz: the trashcan was so freaking small that I wasn't able to see it while looking back and backing up my car. My bad.
The trashcan itself was made with concrete material so it definitely left a graze on the rear bump of my car. meh.



- running over a pigeon
my buzz: you know that when we drive to a road and there's a flock of birds on the way, they usually fly away before getting run over. We see that all the time, even in commercials or movies.
But, in my case, I was like 3 houses away from home. There was a flock of pigeon on my way. I did not even speed up because I was almost home and I just had to turn and park my car. Well, as my car got closer to the flock, most of the pigeons flew away. But.... one pigeon stayed! And, I think it looked at me. It spread its wings and flew too late.
Bump! bump! bump! That's what I heard when the pigeon finally met the moving metal object. I was like, "huh?! Is that pigeon retarded?"
I quickly stopped the car and checked the roadkill. I did not see shit.
I checked again and again. I did not want my car end up to have a mechanical failure like an airplane sucking a pair of birds and making the engine go nuts.
I'd see nothing. I was just like this dude O______________O


I know it sounds ridiculous hearing someone say that he run over a pigeon instead of a cat or dog. But I did ran over a pigoen.




Ok, gals. Let me hear some stories.
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27 / M / Oklahoma
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Posted 11/22/08
I've ran over several freshmen when I started driving.

You know it was the same old affair, 1 ton car > freshmen.
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31 / M / USA
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Posted 11/22/08 , edited 11/22/08
ran over 10 house cats....all the owners did a funeral for them....it was sad...for them
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Posted 11/22/08
Nothing living. Last thing you need is a squirrel getting wedged in your engine bay damaging your car yet you cant find what it hit.
Posted 11/22/08
A dozen of retarded rats,freakin rats!
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Posted 11/23/08
Trash cans and maybe a few mailboxes. Oh, does the footbal practice field count?(doughnuts.... many of them) Mind you, preliminary finding indicate these things may not of happened.......It would be REALLY illegal to do such things.
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27 / M / colorado
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Posted 11/23/08
i mainly just hit curbs.
still have yet to hit anything that was avoidable.
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Posted 11/24/08
i ran over a streets, bridge, freeway, dirt, flooded roads and humps.. bwhahaha..
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Posted 11/24/08
nothing, I'm pretty aware of my surroundings.
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Posted 11/24/08
so far nothing ... i hardly drive
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24 / M / O.C. So.Cal
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Posted 11/24/08
lol thats hilarious ima learn how to drive soon hopefully i wont run over anything lol
Posted 11/25/08
aww man as much as i hate to say it....i hit the back of a carolla once but the lady took my number and never did anything...then i hoped the curb like at least 5 times....then i miss judged the speed bump and scratched the bottom of my front bumper...ya thats abt it lolz
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Posted 11/25/08
i havent accidentally hit anything, if i see a squirrel of some garbage cans i might veer off to the side
Posted 11/25/08 , edited 11/25/08
The only collision ive had was pulling out of a starbucks, this old granny lady person was turning in while watching in front of her isntead of where she was turning, and she was turning in WAY to close to the inside which is my right side and she roled right into me even after i honked like 5 times and put my car into reverse.

Besides that the only living things ive killed is a puppy wearing a blue rain coat, a family of duck/duclings, where like 15 chicks and 2 parents just sitting in the road. It wasnt my fault! There where just sitting there, and i thought they where those decoy ducks that hunters use for hunting, so i sped up thinking i would break them.... puppy looked sorta like this but brown and in a cute blue raincoat

Anyways i am a damn good driver, i have gotton into only 1 accident, and that was grandmas fault, and the ducks where 100% intentional... Also that damn puppy swerved into me!
Posted 11/25/08 , edited 11/25/08

xiongboy wrote:

ran over 10 house cats....all the owners did a funeral for them....it was sad...for them


ahahaha that is even more evil than when i killed a puppy in a raincoat
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