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The Problem with Exes
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Posted 4/30/07

n0odle wrote:

^You left a guy for eating like a guy. Go cut yourself. /wrist


Lol, I suppose this was supposed to be mean, but you can't be taken serious with that avatar.
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Exes huh...well nothing amusing but if you're talking about dates. Oh let me tell you some hillarious ones I've ended up dating! Lets see there's the "Happy Meal Boy!" yes I dumped him after the second date. Its true when they say not to be deceived by charm or attractive attributes. Here check this out...so back then my friends wanted me to get over a long term relationship.

I felt miserable but they set me up with the smartest guy in our class back in college. The 1st date was cool we went to a museum then hung out at the arcade. It intrigued me that I can learn so much about him so he asked me to go hang out w/him the next night. The 2nd date his ideal dinner was at McDonald's & he was a mama's boy! His mom acted like we were gonna get married & he was so childish.

He bought me a Happy Meal then asked if he can keep the toy?! He then tells me that he has a curfew...at 8 pm....I said,"Please tell me that its an excuse to study for the exams?" He said,"No its my bed time...mother says its my curfew." I said even in front of his mother,"You're lame...drop me off right here! I'd rather walk or catch the bus!" He cried & tried to stalk me until I played it Kaname style.
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Posted 4/30/07

n0odle wrote:

/wrist


Yeah she looks like a mean bitch

^that was not hilarious, it was scary.
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I'm not sure if there is a topic like this already, if there is please lock it.

Okay here's the deal, I was just wondering if anybody had any amusing stories about either their exes, their boy/girlfriend's exes, the exes of your exes. I'm in a really weird situation right now, concerning the fact that my boyfriend seems to be having a hard time getting rid of his ex, if he does in fact want her out of his life. I'm just getting tired of feeling like the second string girlfriend so I was hoping to hear some humorous stories about my fellow crunchyrollers and their exes, to help me not feel so cruddy. So spill your guts...please.


Well this one is not about me (I don't have any amusing stories about my ex's), but it is really a good one...

My friend goes to the University of Maryland and well he has this friend who happens to be a bit of an ass. Well let's just say that this guy had a girlfriend and he didn't treat her that great. He was wealthy, but never really spent much money on her or took her to nice places. He wasn't all that nice to her, ect. Well needless to say she left him.

About a year later the guy finds out that she is now dating Alex Smith...

You know this guy...



Starting QB for the San Francisco 49er's...

He bought her a car...
Posted 4/30/07
I don't have any funny stories. I don't think break-ups are funny in general. Usually they suck b/c someone always gets hurt.

Also, if his being with his ex bothers you so much you should just tell him straight out. I always tell my BF straight out when I don't like something. I don't like drama so I'm usually pretty honest and straight forward w/ my BF.

You don't need happy/funny stories to make yourself feel better. You just need to tell him to quit spending so much time w/ the ex.
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Posted 4/30/07

n0odle wrote:

^You left a guy for eating like a guy. Go cut yourself. /wrist


I didn't leave him just because he ate like a pig, there was tons of stuff wrong with him (didn't give me any space, hacked into my personal computer accounts in order to stalk me, stole my cell phone and called all of my guy friends to tell them to stay away from me...basically your average psycho) the way he ate was just an excuse for me to do what needed to happen.

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A girl I new was going out with a friend for a few years. They broke up. I met a kid in a theater class saying he was going to prom with this girl. He had bought a ticket and all the stuff. A very nice kid, shy but intelligent.

Here's the funny part. The original boyfriend threatened to commit suicide, and the girl got back together with him. Can anyone find the moral of the story?

Don't spend money on people with wicked crazy exs.
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25 / F / San Jose, Ca
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Posted 4/30/07
depends on what kind of ex's they are if you broke up with them they keep calling you and bugging you and being all emo but if they broke up with you then you see them as assholes and jerks and all that bs's
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29 / F / Toronto, Ontario
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o m g! I hated the part where my ex was like "its not you.. its me.. so can we still be friends?"

In my head i was like wtf?! "its not you.. its me" thats so BS! well most of the time it is!

Then the next thing I hear is that he starts to have feelings for me [but i'm already with another guy which is his friend cuz his friend] also he was like "but at the same time i feel hatred towards her.. but i really miss her" *i got this from a source* then his friend breaks up with me for games.. and now my original ex is still feeling those feelings and he knows that his friend and i aren't together anymore.. long story short... he's still being a friggin gay ass >=T

[his friend asked me out and i was too nice to turn him down so yeah..]
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Posted 6/22/07

starcrossed23 wrote:


n0odle wrote:

^You left a guy for eating like a guy. Go cut yourself. /wrist


I didn't leave him just because he ate like a pig, there was tons of stuff wrong with him (didn't give me any space, hacked into my personal computer accounts in order to stalk me, stole my cell phone and called all of my guy friends to tell them to stay away from me...basically your average psycho) the way he ate was just an excuse for me to do what needed to happen.



That's different, then. Still kinda mean, but different. You probably should have mentioned that the first time around, though.
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27 / M / In la la la land
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Posted 6/22/07
Ex'es are just.. let's say... people who broke your heart... and are really $tuP!D because they still want you back..

sorry for the word.. but it's just the truth.. riiiiighht?
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Posted 6/23/07
My ex- was a manwhore..
He was totally flirting with my friends and shizzle while supposedly being in a realationship with me so I was all like.
Eh..No.
Anyways..He denied it.
But I blocked him, deleted him from all my contacts and stuff then a few months later him and his so-called friends "accidently" bumped into me when he was with his new girlfriend at the station.
So I just said to him "Remeber me ?" *smiles sweetly* He looked kinda shocked..Then I kicked him in the shin and walked away. xD
It looked like it hurt, bruised.
[I did martial arts for five years]
Dang that felt good.
Also just after we broke up he asked me if I hated him..I said It was more a strong dislike.
But I couldn't really get over him..It sucked.
Of course it's just my look my first boyfriend was cheating..Grawr/
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Posted 6/23/07
My ex (yes, current ex ) is a bastard. I hate him.
He`s a lying, cheating bastard.
End of story.

He`s the reason I won`t date for a while.
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28 / M / Home of SeaBiscuit
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Posted 6/23/07
^ god you had like so many exs... you sure know how to pick em eh
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