uhmmm... my parents gonna kill me because I do not do chores... * sometimes*??? hehehe

my parents are gonna kill me cuz I'm not what they expect me to be

craaap my parents will kill me becoz i crush mom car in another car without permission of her to take the car n i am 13!

1 My mum is gonna murder me when she finds out how many times i've bunked school
2 My mum is gonna kill me when she finds out how much weed I used to smoke!
3 My mum is gonna chop kick my head off when she finds out that I had sex once in the living room when she was at work
4 My mum is gonna ram me with a cow when she finds out how many girls have been here without here knowing
5 My mum is gonna axe my legs off when she finds out that I didn't wash the dishes
6 My mum is gonna kill me if she ever finds out about that car I kinda stole
7 My mum is gonna blast my head of with a shotgun when she finds out that it was me who set of the fireworks on top of the roof last year!
8 My mum is gonna kill me when she finds out that I broke the lamp because I was wrestling and playing football with my brother indoors and that it wasn't an accident.
9 My mum is gonna send an air strike on my face when she finds out that I broke the window because I came back late from my ex GF's house and had no keys and that it wasn't a theif trying to break in
10 My mum is gonna kill when she finds out that Instead of my bike being stolen that one summer (years back), I sold it for about a tenner!

Wow I don't know how I've managed to live 17 years....

wow ur moms really gonna kill u wen she finds out thats if ur not in hospital already llollololol

My parents are gonna kill me when finds out that it was my who broke the car

crap my parents are gonna try to kill me because I threw a wet towel at my dads face after he said "don't you ever dare threaten to throw a towel at my face or youll be outa the house so fast"

oh crap my parents are going to kill me, i got 85 on my exams. haha. nerd XD

they are gonna kill me, coz i already watched 156 jdramas

my parents are goin to kill for keepin the house clean

my parents are so gonna kill me coz i baked a cake and almost blown up the kitchen

my parents are gonna kill me because boybands suck

parents are gonna kill me coz i eloped with tomohisa

parents are gonna kill me because they think it's fun

they are gonna kill me coz i painted the house a shocking pink