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this one time...
Posted 12/8/07
i was hanging out with some of my friends on my frotn steps of my house, and we were playing checkers with toads, they werent very good. anyway, the story goes, as we were playing checkers, this octopus comes up and is all "hey guys, yall know where the bus stop is?" because octopuses are all southerners. we were like "nah, sorry octopus, i dont" and so he was all "dammit! i put a hex on all of you!" and to this day, the hex of the octopus remains, i guess. we dont really know what it did. maybe it made us bad at toad-checkers.
octopuses are assholes.
so are buffaloes.
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Posted 12/8/07
and the number of surrealists required to change a lightbulb is the fish
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Posted 12/8/07
Say no to drugs, kids

Or become awesome like haddon
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Posted 12/8/07
Umm, i don't get this thread
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Posted 12/8/07
i dont get it either
Posted 12/8/07
if you dont GET it, you probably arent cool enough to GET it. ya dig, cats?
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Posted 12/8/07
its not meant to be got it just is
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28 / M / Kennesaw, Georgia
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Posted 12/8/07
Makes perfect sense to me!
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Posted 12/8/07
Makes perfect sense to me , I had the same thing happen with a nun at one of my kangaroo wrestling matches in Germany , except we ran out of magic jello to ward her off and had to beat up Jeff Gordan because he had the key to the spacemobile we needed to get into and leave the planet before it was 9 and our heads explode from the hex. We're ok now.
Posted 12/8/07
Hell yea man, this one time i was stealing toasters from the governer, and the cia put out an arrest warrant while i was eating the presidents cat, after i crushed the toasters with NASA's laser beams, and hex killed me in my sleep ^_^
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Posted 12/8/07

sheebi wrote:

Hell yea man, this one time i was stealing toasters from the governer, and the cia put out an arrest warrant while i was eating the presidents cat, after i crushed the toasters with NASA's laser beams, and hex killed me in my sleep ^_^


Oh yes , the sweet taste of presidental pussy.

Posted 12/8/07
omg waffle ur great! hehe
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Posted 12/8/07

sheebi wrote:

omg waffle ur great! hehe



Thank you , thank you. Vote Waffle 08. *Gives sticker*
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Posted 12/8/07
Why does the name of this forum make me wanna scream IN BAND CAMP!!!!
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Posted 12/8/07
i stabbed a toothbrush cause thats the way i roll
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