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Annoying Social Habits of people you've met..
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Posted 11/29/08
I would have never noticed these as a kid. There should be some sarcastic psychology book giving names to all these little social ticks. Makes you wonder how some of these ppl have friends who respect them.

1.The One Upper: No matter what you've done or how interesting a story or event is that happened to you, that person has not only done it but done it to the extreme. Avoid socializing with this person at all cost. They make **** so awkward, it's like after you tell a story or something interesting, they always tell one that blows your story out of the water and you kinda just sit there with a forced smile on your face and say "wow, really?" and pretend you're impressed.


2.Its always irked me when getting AIM messages from people every day, and the conversation is always EXACTLY the same

Buddy: Sup
Me: Yo
Buddy: Whats goin on?
Me: Not much, you?
Buddy: Same here

We have this convo every single day. Seriously, if we don't have anything relevant to talk about, why waste time doing the same old song and dance every day?

3.People who say "like" after every other word.

4.Picking your nose in front of people you know like it's somehow ok.

5. Soccer moms driving an SUV/monstrous pickup during rush hour, sipping their mochaccino late from Starbucks while talking on their bluetooth headset and holding up traffic because they have no freaking clue what's going on around them.

6. Being a mooch and never offering to pay for anything when going out in groups.

7.Stealing beer

8.Going to EB games and having random socially inept retards try to strike up a conversation with me about every generic inane nerdy thing that I could give two figs about(read: Magic, naruto, bleach, Metal Gear Solid 4, the latest Final Fantasy)about, but given about 15 minutes would probably know better than them anyway. Just because I buy the occasional videogame does not automatically make us friends. Even moreso if it's an employee doing this under false pretenses only to try and pre-sell some stupid crap I have no interest in. And again even moreso if it's the fat "girl gamer" they hired to give all the little pre-pubescent boys a stiffy when they go to the cash and have their moms ring up Naruto:Ultimate Puerile Powerfantasy Horse---- 17.


9. Almost running me over and not even realizing it while you're talking on your freaking cell phone.


And last but SO true: The ugly fat chick who thinks she's hot cause her friends are. NO. NO NO NO. You are the D.U.F.F. The Designated Ugly Fat Friend. Get it in your (fat & ugly) head. You're only there to make your hot friends appear hotter, not cause you're anywhere nearly as hot as them. Go away.

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people who say "and all those stuff" repeatedly?
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Posted 11/29/08 , edited 11/29/08
you've got a lot of points there palooka , but Naruto , Final Fantasy and the other crap that you've mentioned isnt just for Nerds , cool people enjoy'em too , i play Final Fantasy and i watch and read Naruto , that doesnt make me a nerd , and if you wanna hear about something really annoying i've got 3 annoying habits that you wouldn't probly encounter all your life.

1. people who borrow shit from you and return it 2 or 3 days after you lend it to them
and when i say " SHIT " i mean , my bikes and cars and even my laptop.

2. people who suffers cleptomaniac attributes , they steal and plunder when you lettem in your house , and when you catch them while doing so , you cant really beat the crap out of them coz he's your friend

3. people who goes into "seizure mode" when you freaking talking to them ... i hate that when that happens ... hehe
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Posted 11/29/08 , edited 11/29/08
Texters

especially when you're just hanging with friends and one guy or girl just sits in the corner and texts their friends

it's like
screw you
why are you even hanging out with us then


Also, at the bar - no I don't want to play pool. Or shuffleboard. Or anything else. I just want to sit down, drink a beer, and watch sportscenter. No, nothing is wrong. I just don't want to get up and play a game. Stop asking if something is wrong. I want to see my f----- top 10 plays, alright?


Parents who just have to bring their babies/toddlers/ect. to restaurants and don't shut them up when they start screaming or crying. I don't want to listen to your kid because I want to eat mydamn FOOD.

Obese bitches that call themselves thick

just say no.
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^ You've pretty much written down everything I can think of OP
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Girls that ask am I fat every five seconds so that they can hear praises from their friends.

ppl that keep constantly talking 2 u even tho u've alrdy declared u hate them 2 their face.
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The athletic guy: You know the type. Claims he's good at any sport, but you never see him play anything. Is always shocked when someone isn't as athletic as he is. Always has to grab on to ANYTHING he can to do pull ups. Always wants to play something, no matter where he is.
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Hahaha Number three is so true :l
Posted 11/29/08 , edited 11/29/08
another one: friends that always try to prove you wrong so they can look like the big shit + you screwed as the dumb ass (when you were right in the first place) seriously, i remember having tons of friends like that in middle school, annoyed the living HELL outtah me!

like for example: correcting my grammar when I'm trying to talk! XP

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wow sadly i fit about 4/5 of that post >.< guess i'm socially inept
Posted 11/29/08
1. People who stand infront of an exit and become offended when you tell them to move.
2. People who ask other people for food even though they have a Big Mac, Large fries, an apple pie, 5 piece nuggest and a large coke.
3. People who just butt into a freakin conversation and change the subject. I just met you three minutes ago, that doesn't mean we're friends.
4. People who ask, "Can I cut infront of you?"


You said most of the things that I was thinking of, I totally agree.
Posted 11/29/08

TheGoat wrote:

Texters

especially when you're just hanging with friends and one guy or girl just sits in the corner and texts their friends

it's like
screw you
why are you even hanging out with us then


Also, at the bar - no I don't want to play pool. Or shuffleboard. Or anything else. I just want to sit down, drink a beer, and watch sportscenter. No, nothing is wrong. I just don't want to get up and play a game. Stop asking if something is wrong. I want to see my f----- top 10 plays, alright?


Parents who just have to bring their babies/toddlers/ect. to restaurants and don't shut them up when they start screaming or crying. I don't want to listen to your kid because I want to eat mydamn FOOD.

Obese bitches that call themselves thick

just say no.


OMg the texters are soo fing annoying!
Posted 11/29/08
i just abhor people who are always like SO and WHY.

Me: oh you have a bit of eye mucus there
person: SO what do you want me to do about it?
Me: i just thought you'd want to wipe it off.....
Person: WHY?!

wat the F***
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1) People who ALWAYS think they are right!

2) People who cut me off when I am talking!! I don't care if your story is better...I WASN'T DONE WITH MINE!!

3) People who are overly nice. They just creep me out!

4) People who can't carry on a conversation. Don't talk to me if your not gonna say anything!

5) People who act fake. Come on people it is so easy to tell if your lying!

6) People who cry over the littlest things. There is always someone in the world who is worse of than you. Get over it!

That is all I can think of for now!
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no i dont catch habbits from people, they catch them from me
Posted 11/29/08
hmmm...i have to admit i do the "like" after every word thing.....


1. i really hate it when your talking to someone and they constantly interrupt you....wait your turn!!!

2. when they only say one word to anything you ask....

3. when texting someone they only write "LOL"....think of something to write or dont reply back!!!
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