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Funny One Liners, which one?
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Posted 11/30/08 , edited 1/8/09
If you pick one that is listed here, pls specify which one.

Thank you

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Posted 11/30/08
If you can't convince them, confuse them

I live by that. =D
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Posted 11/30/08
hahaha when I first saw "borrow money from a pessimist, they don't expect it back" that saying... it made me literally laugh out loud.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them
Posted 12/1/08
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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Posted 12/1/08
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I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.....HAH HAH HAH....contradiction is the best...



Posted 12/1/08
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that was my status message once, lawl
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Posted 12/2/08
if at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.... LAWL
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22 / F / India
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Posted 12/2/08
I liked the 3rd and 4th.
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Posted 12/2/08
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants hahaha
Posted 12/2/08
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Posted 12/2/08
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

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Posted 12/7/08
I never apologize. I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am. funneh.. i lold when i read it.. lol
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Posted 12/8/08
i like the 1st listed and these 2

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