Game:IkutoxTadase

amu: jeez ikuto ur so drunk!!!
IKUTO: hey i am NOT drunk *hiccup*
tadase: uhh well you kinda are
ikuto: hey give me another drink!!
*waitor gives him drink*
amu: hey no more drinks for you *takes drink away*
ikuto: heyyyyyy that wasent very nice gimmy it bac
amu: no way
ikuto: urrrgggg
tadase: wow your worse than my dad when he gets back from the club fridays
ikuto: what were going to a club!! ok lets go *gets up and falls*
amu: ikuto!!
manager: uhh excuse me we had some complaints and were gonna have to ask your friend to leave
tadase: ok we will go
ikuto: hey hey why do i have to go!! *moans*
amu: just get over here
ikuto: urrggg...*grabs for the drink*
amu: no bad cat
ikuto: fine fine lets go
yoru: ikuto your so boozed!!!!! nya!!
ikuto: shut up yoru!!!!!!!!!!
amu: shhh quiet down!!
ikuto: why do i have to do everything everyone says today!!
amu: *smiles and laughs*
ikuto: why you so happy did you get knocked up by tadase before or something
*tadase and amu blush*
amu: NOOO!!!
ikuto: yea wut ever
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hahaha this is so funny

*Tadase and Amu help carry Ikuto out of the resturant*
Amu: Now what? We can't take him to my place, my parent's would kill me!
Tadase: Well, since my parent's have been kidnapped by THIS guy *glares at Ikuto* then we could take him to mine...
Ikuto: Your house huh? Resume what we were doing? I'd like that...
Tadase: *sighs* C'mon, let's go sober you up...then you're going to tell me where my parents are.
Ikuto: I'ma telling ya nothing! Nothing gives you the right....*passes out*
*Amu and Tadase help Ikuto back to Tadase's house*

amu: gez, i really want to punch the hell out of him sometimes. I even wonder whythe hell do i even love this gay cat, no offence to you tadase.

tadase: it's okay, i dunno why i do too, i guess that's love

*nagi and rima appear*

nagi: is that thing ur carring ikuto?

amu: ya he's full on drunk at this time of day

rima: so where r u taking him?

tadase: to my house cause someone *looks at ikuto* kidnapped my parents, i swear when he wakes up i'm gonna beat the living daylights out of him, after he tells me where my parents are of couse.

Amu and Tadase:*dragging ikuto into Tadase's room and throw him on his bed*
Tadase: Ok where are my parents
Ikuto: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Nya ~
Amu: Im gonna get Utau(im a kutau fan but just pretend for a lil while she's still obsessed with ikuto XD)
Amu: oh utau! *runs to her and whispers things to her about ikuto*
Utau: he's...he's....I GOTTA SEE THIS!!!! *runs to ikuto*
Utau: IKUTO IKUTO IKUTO IKU--- U lied amu
Amu: the "naked and wanna have it with u" trick always works
Utau: Well im going!
Amu: Wait! Can u just wake him up for us?
Utau: *sigh* fine. Ikuto, the easter *******'s are about to take u away!
Ikuto: MOMMY!!!*hides under blanket*
Tadase: I used to like THAT? Wat was wrong with me back then XD
Utau: Ok if u dont need me im gonna go, Kukai challenged me to a ramen eating contest. Winner gets 1000 bucks XD*ran away*
Tadase: Ok ikuto,*takes away the blankets*where are my parents!
Ikuto: I D K
Amu: Ok we tried to do this the easy way, no we gotta do this the hard way!
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Wat does amu mean "the hard way" find out in a few minutes/hours/days when the next person writes! good night! XDDD (seriously, its night here)

Tadase: *looks to Amu* Er...what's that?
Amu: I don't know... *suddenly gets an idea. She looks at Tadase with a sneaky look*
Tadase: Er...Amu?

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What's Amu idea of getting information out of Ikuto 'the hard way'? Will Ikuto sober up and tell them where Tadase's parents are?

Amu: TADASE! GET ME A CHAINSAW!
Ikuto: *mumble* *mumble* I like to hump grandma's *mumble* *mumble*
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LOL sorry I just HAD to add that

Tadase: Wat was wrong with me back then!
Amu: OK ikuto, if u dont tell us where Tadase's parents are, u die! *turns on chainsaw and holds it next to his head*
Ikuto: CHOCOLATE!!!*eats the chainsaw in 1 bite*
Tadase and Amu: WTF!!!!
Yoru: SNAP OUT OF IT IKUTO!!!! IF u dont u get no fishies for the rest of the.....................................UNTIL U DIE!
Ikuto:*hugs yoru* stuffie doll!
Amu: Should i get something to rape him or something!
Tadase:................................maybe XDD

lol isnt ikuto 16? XD
how can he b drunk! omg drinking under age!!!

LOL
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Ikuto: I like ponies... *mumbles*
Amu: I LIKE PONIES ASWELL! WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOUR PONY.
Ikuto: ORANGE! Because you can't fish with orange ponies!
Amu: What?
Tadase: GIMME MY PARENTS.
Ikuto: fish on your head.
Tadase: what? o.O" Amu we have to take him to the doctors...
Amu, Tadase and Ikuto go to the doctors
Doctor: This young man has been on drugs.
Tadase: WHAT?!
Doctor: He will die in the near future
Tadase: No way...
Doctor: There's a chance that he may make a recovery alot later, but he will be like this for a long time.
Tadase: Is there any medicine that you could give him to make it faster?
Doctor: No, it will increase his chances to die.
Ikuto: PICKLE WEASLE
Granny: GAAHH!!!
Amu: *points at the old lady* OMG YOU'VE BEEN HUMPING HER

tadase: o shit...what are we supposed to do with this guy now
amu: ooo lets lock him in your closet
ikuto: i need to find my pizza
amu: SHUT UP!! ok!!
Doctor: i suggest you dont let him out in public
tadase: yea.....i figured
ikuto: heyyyyy...were is my happys
amu: wtf r u saying
ikuto: i wana be in happiness
tadase: ooo i get it he wants his drugs
amu: NO DRUGS FOR YOU!!!!
tadase: lets just take him home
amu: yea...
tadase: how will i find my parents now
yoru: nya!! ikuto is more annoying than me now
amu: yoru why didnt you stop him
yoru: i tried but he would listen nya!!
amu: it will be ok tadase
ikuto: I WANT MY STUFFY FROG!!
amu: WTF SHUT UP!!
*they get back to tadases*

*At Tadase's House*
Amu: So, now what?
Tadase: Maybe we should put the TV on for him? He might like that...
Ikuto: TV? Ooh, Barney!
Tadase: That show was cancelled ages ago-
Ikuto: Barney! I love Tinky Winky!
Amu: That's from the Teletubbies...
Tadase: How do you- oh yeah, your sister...
Amu: *raises eyebrow* How do you know about Barney being cancelled?
Tadase: ...
Amu: God, this feels like looking after a little kid...ok Ikuto, let's put the TV on...
*Tadase dumps Ikuto on the couch while Amu puts the TV on*
Amu: ...and be a good boy, otherwise you'll be thrown into the closet...

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This story has really taken a random, funny and reality-defying turn lol
Will Ikuto ever recover? What kind of drugs has he been taking? Will Amu and Tadase have to play mum and dad until Ikuto is 100% ok? And what of Tadase's parents?

in manga he was turning 18 in spring, a 'few' years difference with amu and tadase.




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Tadase: Closet? ¬¬ I ain't going to have his corpes inside my closet if he dies.
Amu: Haha, just messin. I ment your underwear draw. He'll have a happy death *is still a tad jelous*
Ikuto: I WANT TEH TELITUBBIES!
Amu: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! *turns onto cebeebies*
Ikuto: I DON'T LIKE THE NEW VERSION I WANT THE OLD ONE *cries*
Amu: WELL THAT'S ALL YOUR GONNA GET!
Ikuto: *gets something and throws it at amu*
Tadase: ALRIGHT! THAT'S IT! NO MORE SWEETS FOR THE WEEK!
Amu and Ikuto: *whines*
Tadase: BOTH OF YOU!
Ikuto and Amu: *cries*
Tadase:

TADASE'S PARENT'S POV
???: Haha I guess Ikuto left you guys.. I'm going to finish off his job *loads a gun*

amu: fine you know what i dont care!!
ikuto: I WANT A PENCIL!!!
tadase: we dont have any pencils!!!! heres a pen
ikuto: *throws pen at tadase* grr i wanted a pencil *powts*
amu: HE ACTS LIKE A 3 YEAR OLD!!!
ikuto: I WANNA PLAY ON THE SWINGS!!
tadase: we have some swings in the backyard yets go
*brings ikuto to the back*
ikuto: YAY!!! SWINGS!!!! *swings* fuuuun!! on theeee swiiings!!!
amu: hes so annoying
tadase: what the hell kinda drugs did he take!!
amu: i dont know but he has some issues
ikuto: WHEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! *fall off swings* whhhhaaaaa!!! *cries*
amu: awww you fell ikuto!! are you ok!!
ikuto: well-i- i whaaa!!
amu: WELL SUCK IT UP!!
ikuto: WHAA UR MEAN!!!!!
tadase: im starting to think that this isnt the drugs...maybe he hit himself on the head
amu: TADASE THATS IT!!! maybe if we hit him again he will be normal
tadase: amu i was just kidding.....its not like that will work....will it??
amu: ive been wanting to do this the whole day now i have an excuse!! *grabs a metal bat* muahahaa!!
tadase: well ok it worth a try...i guess
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will hitting ikuto on the head work??? and what will happen to tadases parents??

IKUTO MAGICALL MORPHS INTO A 3 YR OLD CHILD >:D BECAUSE OF THE DRUGS HE HAS BEEN TAKING.
Ikuto: I WANT MY WOWLLY PAWP!
Tadase: AND THAT'S THE GUY WHO TRIED TO RAPE ME *points to the child*
Ikuto: MOMMY! PUT ME ON THE SWINGS!!
Amu: Okay.. *picks up Ikuto and puts him on the swing*