You will gain the power to kill people by writing on any scrap of paper. The power of the death note would be absorbed into the nutrients that shoot through your blood stream.
is this a contest for the most creative answer?? the prize is a trip to shinigami world..
hehe...
anyways... not serious answer: you will excrete tiny Ryuk "things" serious: i think it will just be digested like any paper would..assuming the material used is just like an ordinary paper.. L Lawliet answer: "oh wait, let me pour some chocolate syrup on it" Kira answer: "yeah just like I planned" Fan Made Author of DeathNote answer: "no...just no"