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Idk.. but it sure looks like Mello likes it! but we all know what happens to him...
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Constipation
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Your stomach is gonna blow up and spread blood everywhere in your room and make you into pieces and then u just die.
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You'll get full.
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*tries to eat deathnote*tastes like chicken
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Probably serious indigestion and incredible pain and internal bleeding from the rectum for days as it makes it's way through miles of intestines, failing to digest and possibly causing damage to the inner linings of your intestines leading to ulcers which can sometimes be fatal is left untreated.
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You'll eventually pass a death turd
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You'll explode!
Hell, I don't know, it'll probably just dissolve. Then again you do have to consider whether it is a blank page or if a Shinigami wrote on it beforehand. If you wrote on it, I stick with it'll simply dissolve. However, given the ink the Shinigami use in their writing utensils, it could be poisonous for all we know in which case you'll die. Really, was an entire thread necessary for this though?
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ulcers would begin to develop along the wall of the stomach, small fits of imflamation and resperatory failure would begin after small particles from the paper found its way into the lungs. Depending on the type of paper the shinigami use, both liver and immediate kidney failure would occur less than 15 minutes after immflamation. In which case, after the failure of three major organs, your entire body would begin to shut down. Nerve pulses released from the effected organs would then make their way to the brain in which would now cause you to pass out. While you are unconscious, remaining particles of paper would then enter your heart via circulatory system causing your heart rate to decrease the amount of blood pumped throughout your body and quite simply you will soon enter cardiac arrest.
Through medical terms, you are fucked
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The same thing that happens when you eat a normal notebook, I suppose.
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YOULL BE THE DEATH NOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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wtf o.o"
don't worry, when nature calls...
nvm.
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Didn't Light swallow a piece of death-paper once? It probably isn't lethal...
haikinka wrote:
You can kill people simply by writing their names in your shit.
Oh my god, I haven't laughed this much to a CR post in a while xD
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I've eaten lined notebook paper before (yeah, I was a weird kid...in retrospect I don't know why I did that), but nothing bad ever happened. I'm sure if you eat the entire thing slowly, piece-by-piece every day, you won't have stomach problems.
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lol,i never thought eating the deathnote  ,i think it just paper expect you would see the shinigami..soo when you finish eat it you would have no memorie about it right?
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