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Have you ever known anyone with a funny name? I don't mean nicknames or made-up names. I mean their actual name. The mayor of my hometown was named Dick Dangler and I went to school with a girl named Marissa Mucios... not funny? Backwards her name is Ass-I-ram So-I-cum.

EDIT: I just remembered my band teacher's name was Mr. Shehe, but we called him Mr. He-she.

The revenge of EDIT: The old lady at the market was named Porn.
Posted 12/5/08
There used to be a girl in the year below me called Holly Dear Dolly, which was kinda weird and a teacher called Ms. Dickman (: ... not sure what her first name was though but the surname alone was probably bad enough x)
Posted 12/5/08
Yesss. I've got a friend named Lemonade Snickers. No kidding, that's his birth name.
Posted 12/5/08
Uhhhh i knew a guy named Dick Mee. (his first name is Richard, but Dick is short for Richard. Like Robert is to Bob.)
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Posted 12/5/08

DreadDenimPirate wrote:

Have you ever known anyone with a funny name? I don't mean nicknames or made-up names. I mean their actual name. The mayor of my hometown was named Dick Dangler and I went to school with a girl named Marissa Mucios... not funny? Backwards her name is Ass-I-ram So-I-cum.

EDIT: I just remembered my band teacher's name was Mr. Shehe, but we called him Mr. He-she.





BubbleGumx wrote:

There used to be a girl in the year below me called Holly Dear Dolly, which was kinda weird and a teacher called Ms. Dickman (: ... not sure what her first name was though but the surname alone was probably bad enough x)





stareye_pink wrote:

Yesss. I've got a friend named Lemonade Snickers. No kidding, that's his birth name.





choclate28 wrote:

Uhhhh i knew a guy named Dick Mee. (his first name is Richard, but Dick is short for Richard. Like Robert is to Bob.)


IM LIKE TOTALLY LMAO'ING RIGHT NOW.
mr.shehe? heshe. LOL LEMONADE SNICKERS! dick mee... Ms.Dickman!

i knew someone called Dick...
and theres this one teacher
her name is Ms. Cummin
lmao!
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Posted 12/5/08
ummm a ummm idk?
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alright, i got one. Back in bootcamp, there was this asian guy named Hu. Pronounced Who. And we, and our RDCs(drill sargeants, is the army name for them), had a hella lot of fun with this guy, We all standing at attention in front of our bunks, and the RDC would walk up to him and ask, "whats your name recruit!?" he, of course, would respond, "Hu, Petty Officer!" Anf of course, the RDC would get very angry, and start yelling. "Who? You you dumb son of a B*%$#! Who the hell you think im talking about!?!" He would go on for at least 5-10 minutes before he couldnt help but start laughing, while Recruit Hu was scared to the point of almost peeing himself! haha, you can guess that there were MANY jokes going around, made at his expense. Our RDCs loved it, and we did too even tho we couldnt show it. We crack a smile and there is trouble. Lord help us if we let out a chuckle!
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Oh! some more! In the Navy, you say your rate/rank, then yer name. Like me, im OS3 Miller. Well, there was a guy named Samples. And his rank? Seaman. Seaman Samples. Oh yea, we had a blast with that one. Also, there was a guy whos rate was IC, stands for Interior Coordinator. He was a second class petty officer. So, IC2. Last name? Ball. IC2 Ball.
Posted 12/5/08
An old man who was named COLGATE! not kidding XD in my country, and guess what? he confessed that when he was young, people called him TOOTHPASTE
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"Hairy Dicky"
I feel bad for him ..
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32 / F / new mexico
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Posted 12/5/08
one day at one of my job I had a guy call in and no lie his name was richard ring Dick Ring for short we hated when that guy called he was a jerk
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Posted 12/5/08
DICK
YANG
VAGINA
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Well my grandma's name in Hokkien( a dialect of Chinese) sounded the same as "Drink water Good" in Hokkien that is... Its like in Chinese plenty of words sound the same but has totally different meanings
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Posted 12/5/08

evyss wrote:

An old man who was named COLGATE! not kidding XD in my country, and guess what? he confessed that when he was young, people called him TOOTHPASTE


Let me guess, you are a Filipino?
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Posted 12/5/08
this girl in my class name Itsagey.
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