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Tell your best joke!
Posted 12/7/08 , edited 12/7/08
Got any good jokes?
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Posted 12/7/08
1. why was the crab arrested?
because he was always pinching things.

2. what do you call an eskimo's house with no toilet?
an ig. (loo is toilet, so with toilet is igloo, without toilet is ig)

3. why is a river rich?
because it has two banks.

I'm not sure if its funny, although i don't think they are.. (shrugs)
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Posted 12/7/08
~Knock,knock!
Who's there?
Saudi!
Saudi who?
Saudi boy a wammy you,crank that soulja boi! Ahahahahahaha! Gee, I'm so corny!
Posted 12/7/08
I'm not a funny person. >....>
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Posted 12/7/08

FluffyIce9876 wrote:

I'm not a funny person. >....>


same here....
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Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: "Saul, sell your business." He ignores it. It goes on for days. "Saul, sell your business for $3 million." After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas." He asks why. "Saul, take the $3 million to Las Vegas." He obeys, goes to a casino. Voice says, "Saul , go to the blackjack table and put it down all on one hand." He hesitates but knows he must. He’s dealt an 18. The dealer has a six showing. "Saul, take a card." What? The dealer has -- "Take a card!" He tells the dealer to hit him. Saul gets an ace. Nineteen. He breathes easy. "Saul, take another card." What? "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!" He asks for another card. It’s another ace. He has twenty. "Saul, take another card," the voice commands. I have twenty! Saul shouts. "TAKE ANOTHER CARD!!" booms the voice. Hit me,Saul says. He gets another ace. Twenty one. The booming voice goes: "un-f***ing-believable!"

A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in shit up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with shit up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with shit up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"

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A priest walks up to a prostitute on a street corner and says ,, Excuse me young lady, what would youre mother do if she saw you here? " and she said ,,Oh, she kill me this is her corner ! "
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Posted 12/7/08
inb4 'women's rights'
Posted 12/7/08
what did sushi A say to sushi B?

its a well-known joke (:
Posted 12/7/08
I don't tell jokes. I'm more like a tsukkomi.
Posted 12/7/08
"Tell your best joke!" Thread name.

thats a joke.
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Posted 12/7/08
crazy died why ?

because he forget to breathing
Posted 12/7/08
^^^^ Not funny.

Why push a cart sideways.
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Posted 12/7/08

h4x0rz wrote:

inb4 'women's rights'


HAHAHAHAHH! Oh goodness, best one.
Posted 12/7/08
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