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Stupidest things you ever heard/seen a character say
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Posted 1/13/09

OneInAMillion- wrote:

Hahaha, well the "stupid" ones (positively) are the FUNNYY ONES, at least through my eyes;


From Gintama »

Gintoki: Kagura, call the ambulance!!!!
Kagura (screams) : AAAAAAAAAAAAMMBUUUUULLAAAAANCEE !

Gin-san stopped by a metal detector: "Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?"

Miiko sister (forgot name): "Do u know why ur ass is split into 2? thats because its fine for one side to be touched
Otae-chan: "No thats wrong, asses, you see, are proof that humans were once angels, they used to be wings"

Okita: Goodbye, vice captain. Why don’t you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife?

Matsudaira: "Anyone who wears sunglasses is an assassin."

Gintoki: "My hands' a hook; I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now!"

Gintoki: "That's like what some evil organization in some anime would do!"

Gintoki: “An employee who can’t use a register is as worthless as a mom who can’t make fried rice.”

Gintoki: “Even if she were raised by gorillas, she’s still a woman.”

Gintoki: “In this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call them mountain gorillas.”
( LOL'D !!)

Yorachi-Sensai: "I want to become a Cheese burger "

Kagura: “Don’t worry about me, just go to hell!”



From One Piece »

Mihawk(to Zoro in reference to his knife): "I had a smaller one but i guess i left it at home!"

Krieg's pirates: "Why did you come all this way just to kill us?" (or something to that extent)
Mihawk: "...for fun!"

* they meet Brooke for the first time*
Luffy: can you poop?
Sanji: DONT ASK HIM THAT!!?
Brooke: Yes
Sanji: why do you anwser!??!

Robin: I want to die!!!

Nami: I'm sorry. My little bandits are so horrible to you. You're a good boy aren't you? What should I call you?
Luffy: Idiot.
Sanji: Dumbass.
Usopp: Moron.
Nami: Well then, "Eyelashes" it is.


From Bleach »

Don Kan'onji: SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU! BWHAHAHAHA!

Ikkaku: Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight?
Ichigo: Five people and a cat

Kon: "So now i'm getting taken away... Good bye, Rukia nee-san... Good bye, Inoue-san... Good bye, to all the C-cups I never met"

Byakuya: "I didn't know one can cut off a head of with just your skills?"
Kenpachi: "Want me to try it on you?"
Byakuya: "You want me to let you try it?"
(oke.. I was like WTF?? First I didn't get it, but I remember I laughed my ass off!)

Kenpachi: (Laughing) " If I kill you, become a ghost and come back to kill me! "

Kon: " That Uniform is a lethal weapon NEEEE-SSSAAAAAANNNN!!! "

Kon: "your making me into the Nike logo!!!!!! "

Mayuri: "No no no, bombs aren't meant to come back"


From Naruto »

Kakashi: "No, you don't get it, thats why I'm telling you. You think you get it, which isn't the same as actually getting it. Get it?"

Gaara: "Shut up... or i'll kill you"
(He's just copying Achmed the dead Terorrist.. right? )

Jiraiya : "I'm not JUST a pervert...I'm a SUPER-PERVERT!!"

Zabuza: "Can you see the future?"
Kakashi: "Yes, You are going to die..."

Gai-Sensei - " Lee... Lee... LEE listen to my warm words! "

Orochimaru - "I wanted to give you the same feeling I'm about to have."
( lol! I was like wth ??? )

Naruto: "Stop babbling about stupid things like fate, because you're not a loser like me!

Sakura: "Now everybody, have a good look at my back!"

Kakashi: "Sorry I'm late, and little girl crossed my path, so I danced"





Well, there are soooo many quotes that I know off from so many anime/manga, but can't come up with it right now..
Hope you liked it! ^-^

























wow thats so many to remember!!! your so awsome

i think you have a good memory!!! but anyway its so cool......
Posted 1/13/09
Hajime no Ippo (anime/manga)

The funny man:
Takamura



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Kankuro: You're a funny guy. I like you.
Naruto: You're not funny. I don't like you.
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Bring up MD Geist and MD Geist II.

Watch it all from beginning to end.

And then you have one very long conversation that belongs in this post.
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Shugocharalover08 wrote:

I think Naruto always pwns with stupid quotes-

Gaara-
"As long as I have sand, I can do anything."

Jiraiya-
"Oh, I'm not a little pervert! ...I'm a big one!"

Kakashi-
"You can't kill the client Naruto. It doesn't work that way."

Kiba-
"I'm always ready for action! Yahoo!"

Kisame-
"I'll enjoy shaving you to death."

Maito-
"Oh! That was so hip of you, Kakashi!"

Naruto-
"The only weird thing here is your haircut!!!"

Sakura-
"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind... Now, get a good look at my back!"

-stunned at the stupidness- Gawd I need to go and do something intelligant just to make sure I don't lose any IQ -.-
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"People die when they are killed"

you probably know where that came from
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dattebayo?
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OneInAMillion- wrote:

Hahaha, well the "stupid" ones (positively) are the FUNNYY ONES, at least through my eyes;


From Gintama »

Gintoki: Kagura, call the ambulance!!!!
Kagura (screams) : AAAAAAAAAAAAMMBUUUUULLAAAAANCEE !

Gin-san stopped by a metal detector: "Could it be that this can even detect the blade of the soul?"

Miiko sister (forgot name): "Do u know why ur ass is split into 2? thats because its fine for one side to be touched
Otae-chan: "No thats wrong, asses, you see, are proof that humans were once angels, they used to be wings"

Okita: Goodbye, vice captain. Why don’t you suck on some mayonnaise in the afterlife?

Matsudaira: "Anyone who wears sunglasses is an assassin."

Gintoki: "My hands' a hook; I can only be a pirate or a coat hanger now!"

Gintoki: "That's like what some evil organization in some anime would do!"

Gintoki: “An employee who can’t use a register is as worthless as a mom who can’t make fried rice.”

Gintoki: “Even if she were raised by gorillas, she’s still a woman.”

Gintoki: “In this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call them mountain gorillas.”
( LOL'D !!)

Yorachi-Sensai: "I want to become a Cheese burger "

Kagura: “Don’t worry about me, just go to hell!”



From One Piece »

Mihawk(to Zoro in reference to his knife): "I had a smaller one but i guess i left it at home!"

Krieg's pirates: "Why did you come all this way just to kill us?" (or something to that extent)
Mihawk: "...for fun!"

* they meet Brooke for the first time*
Luffy: can you poop?
Sanji: DONT ASK HIM THAT!!?
Brooke: Yes
Sanji: why do you anwser!??!

Robin: I want to die!!!

Nami: I'm sorry. My little bandits are so horrible to you. You're a good boy aren't you? What should I call you?
Luffy: Idiot.
Sanji: Dumbass.
Usopp: Moron.
Nami: Well then, "Eyelashes" it is.


From Bleach »

Don Kan'onji: SPIRITS ARE ALWAYS WITH YOU! BWHAHAHAHA!

Ikkaku: Rescue her? How many of you are here? Seven? Maybe eight?
Ichigo: Five people and a cat

Kon: "So now i'm getting taken away... Good bye, Rukia nee-san... Good bye, Inoue-san... Good bye, to all the C-cups I never met"

Byakuya: "I didn't know one can cut off a head of with just your skills?"
Kenpachi: "Want me to try it on you?"
Byakuya: "You want me to let you try it?"
(oke.. I was like WTF?? First I didn't get it, but I remember I laughed my ass off!)

Kenpachi: (Laughing) " If I kill you, become a ghost and come back to kill me! "

Kon: " That Uniform is a lethal weapon NEEEE-SSSAAAAAANNNN!!! "

Kon: "your making me into the Nike logo!!!!!! "

Mayuri: "No no no, bombs aren't meant to come back"



Great list..

I watch Gintama and Bleach and I can totally recall those that you have mentioned!!!

Gintama is real funny!!!!!











Posted 1/14/09
I don't know the name of the character but its from "CAYOTE RAGTIME SHOW" [girl]; umm..... sir mybe she's sent for a secret mission! [sir]; what mission? [girl]; I don't know thats why its a SECRET mission!!!
Posted 1/14/09
what shugocharalo.. said:
Sakura-
"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind... Now, get a good look at my back!"
-__- i blame crappy subs.

lot`s of stupid intentional ones in gintama. yes somebody herpes me. PULP FICTION!
Posted 1/14/09
Gintoki: “In this country, we don’t call someone who can stop a scooter with her bare hands a girl. We call them mountain gorillas.”

hahaha whoever posted that here ;P hilarious
Posted 1/14/09

Shugocharalover08 wrote:

I think Naruto always pwns with stupid quotes-

Gaara-
"As long as I have sand, I can do anything."

Jiraiya-
"Oh, I'm not a little pervert! ...I'm a big one!"

Kakashi-
"You can't kill the client Naruto. It doesn't work that way."

Kiba-
"I'm always ready for action! Yahoo!"

Kisame-
"I'll enjoy shaving you to death."

Maito-
"Oh! That was so hip of you, Kakashi!"

Naruto-
"The only weird thing here is your haircut!!!"

Sakura-
"All I've been doing is watching you two from behind... Now, get a good look at my back!"

-stunned at the stupidness- Gawd I need to go and do something intelligant just to make sure I don't lose any IQ -.-


Ahahahahahahahah SO TRUE! =P
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Almost everything out of Luffy's mouth LOL!!!!
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nice one
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raikoi wrote:



LMAO witch anime is that XD
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