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Posted 12/16/08 , edited 12/16/08
Here is something we can all laugh about ...cause a good laughter lengthens your life.
Don´t be afraid to post your jokes. Ore funny once u have heard.


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Fella goes into his favorite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh ball soup. The customer signals the waiter to come back.

"Taste the soup!" he commands.

"Why?" inquires the surprised waiter.

"Taste the soup!" comes the reply.

"Max, you've been coming in here every day for ten years. There's never been anything wrong with the soup."

"Taste the soup!"

"What's wrong, too much salt--not enough salt?"

"Taste the soup!"

"What, the matzo balls aren't fluffy enough for you?"

"TASTE THE SOUP!"

The waiter finally agrees, "All right all right, I'll taste the soup! Where's the spoon?"

"A-HA!" chortles Max.
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Knock Knock who's there? Lettuce... Lettuce who? Lettuce in and we'll tell you!
Posted 12/16/08
hahahaha, that is soo sweet :D

Great topic!
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Posted 12/16/08
nice one.
Posted 12/16/08
knock knock

who's there?

Mango

Mango what?

Mangooo mangoo mangomangomango mangooo ♫♫♫♫♫
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Posted 12/16/08
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?



Do you smell carrots?
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Posted 12/18/08 , edited 12/18/08
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour is my favorite Chinese meal!



The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there--and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.
Posted 12/18/08
knock knock
who's there?
an orange
orange what?
what orange?


knock knock
who's there?
the desert
desert what?
desert sandstorm XD
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Posted 12/18/08
hehehe
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- Waitor! It says on the menu that this is rabbit-stew but it tastes like horse!
- Yeah, we had to add some horsemeat cause we didn't have enough rabbit to last the whole evening.
- Well how much did you add?
- Fifty, fifty, one horse and one rabbit.

...come on!...no?
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Posted 12/18/08 , edited 12/18/08
u get like four He he he he from me , best so far
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Posted 12/18/08

Deviantgirl wrote:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour is my favorite Chinese meal!



The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there--and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.


Love the Sweden sour!! lolol
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Posted 12/18/08

LegendarySucker wrote:


Deviantgirl wrote:

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Sweden
Sweden who?
Sweden sour is my favorite Chinese meal!



The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there--and lets the fat have time to get off and apply for citizenship.


Love the Sweden sour!! lolol


ja when i found it I was amased ..cause I diden´t come up with it lol
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Deviantgirl wrote:

u get like four He he he he from me , best so far


lol, ok so we're rating jokes with "he"s? then the lettuce in gets a 4 from me 2

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Posted 12/19/08

baaka wrote:


Deviantgirl wrote:

u get like four He he he he from me , best so far


lol, ok so we're rating jokes with "he"s? then the lettuce in gets a 4 from me 2



mohahaha yes I am ..thank u I stole it from the nett!
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