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Posted 12/20/08

Deviantgirl wrote:


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Deviantgirl wrote:

u get like four He he he he from me , best so far


lol, ok so we're rating jokes with "he"s? then the lettuce in gets a 4 from me 2



mohahaha yes I am ..thank u I stole it from the nett!


like everything else
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Posted 12/21/08
Here'sa really old joke:

What do you call a herd of cattle masturbating?

Beef Strokin-off!
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Posted 12/26/08

medda86 wrote:


Deviantgirl wrote:


baaka wrote:


Deviantgirl wrote:

u get like four He he he he from me , best so far


lol, ok so we're rating jokes with "he"s? then the lettuce in gets a 4 from me 2



mohahaha yes I am ..thank u I stole it from the nett!


like everything else


What do ya mean ..u need proof ..stop acusing me! ...uhh bad spelling ..lol
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Posted 12/26/08
hahahahaha great dirty food joke LS
Posted 1/4/09
kid: Hey Sensei, Wanna try the Gingerbread Man my mom made?
sensei: oh sounds yummy.
Kid: *hand over the gingerbread man to sensei* Take a bite of it.
Sensei: Wait hold on let me pray first before eating it. *prays*
kid: hai~ sensei. *dum de dum*
Sensei: *finish off praying* Okay I'm gonna eat it. You want half bozu?
kid: nahh its ok...i rather eat cookies. *giggles*
Sensei: alrighty then. *takes a bite*................................*starts to chew*........*weird face expression*.....
............................................*hmmmmm mumbles*...............*starts to throw up the gingerbread back out*
*and she did threw out the gingerbread back out from her mouth* YUCK..Wtf did your momma put in this Sh*** Gingerbread man?
kid: ......I don't know the special ingredients...but you dont like it?
Sensei: This is the worst GingerBread Man i ever ate.
kid: I don't know sensei....you wanna go ask mommy?
sensei: Yes my dear.

*they both walk to the kid's house and met with his mom*

Sensei: Hello
mom: oh Hello sensei *starts smiling*
kid: Momma...sensei wanna know wat you put in the Gingerbread man that you made.
mom: really? ahaha you really dont know sensei?
Sensei: uh no i really don't miss.
mom: I'll tell you *kicks the kid out from the house so she can explain whats in the gingerbread man*
Sensei: okay ..so can you explain it to me miss. *smiles*
mom: *BURST OUT LAUGHING* I made the dough and i added sweets and cinnamon......
what else can i add? huh?
sensei: well, ur kid told me that u have a special ingredient to this horrible taste of this ginger bread.
mom: LOL ooh that...ahahahahhaha.,..Can't you see sensei.....Gingerbread are suppose to compose of Ginger and I added man flesh onto after mixing the gingerbread....so do you understand what i'm saying?
Sensei: *stands with awe* OMFG.....I'm going to die...ahhh...I'm Allergic to GINGER AHHHH
Mom: Oh no....what can i do? Sensei..since ur a doctor...why not fix urself up. *smiles*
Sensei: WTF? HUH *knocks out*

kid: Mommy can i come in now? I want to show sensei the GingerBread House i made for her.

THE END


So the fact behind this joke horrible story is that...Gingerbread...as how its sound...is made from Ginger and dough and man flesh

Ginger+Dough+Manflesh= GINGERBREAD MAN

Get it???? =_=" lol kekeke
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Posted 1/10/09
man:waiter...!!!
waiter:yes sir..???
man:can i have the bull testicle..???
waiter:ok...for a while sir...
after a few mins...
waiter:here you go sir..(opening the cover)
man:tnx..wait!why is the testicle small...???
waiter:well sir...sometimes the bull wins..

hehehehe..lolz!!
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Posted 1/14/09
Oki this is a funny pic ..not a joke made me laugh XD
Posted 1/19/09
haha, nice one
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Posted 2/20/09
What did one cannibal clown say to the other cannibal clown?

"Does this taste funny to you?"
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Posted 2/20/09

Deviantgirl wrote:

Oki this is a funny pic ..not a joke made me laugh XD


Ha ha.. awesome.
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