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The Anime Fortune Telling Thread!!
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Use your birthday to check your fortune, self explainatory ...

Part 1. Choose the month you were born in ...

Jan. I bit ...
Feb. I used 1 thousand years of pain ...
Mar. i poke a hole ...
Apr. I kissed ...
May. I farted ...
Jun. I said %^*#($ ...
Jul. I punched ...
Aug. I transmute ... (insert part 2 here) ... into earwax ... (insert part 3 here)
Sep. I broke ...
Oct. I hugged ...
Nov. I stroke ...
Dec. I stole ...


Part 2. Choose the day of the month you were born in ...

1. Illyasviel when she was giving a kiss to Berserker ...
2. Kanda who was wearing a girly dress ...
3. Kagura's butt ...
4. Zero who was in a daze, imagining himslef doing perverted stuff to Kaname ...
5. Takumi's computer and figurines ...
6. Allen's left eye and left arm ...
7. L who was nosebleeding by watching Light giving his swimming lessons naked ...
8. Lucy who was in a very bad mood ......
9. Tomoyo while she was singing dango, dango, ...
10. Itachi's eye ...
11. Ichigo when he was cosplaying as Rukia ...
12. Rei ...
13. Luffy's armpits after he had not bathe for 3 weeks ...
14. Black Jack when he was performing a crucial operation ...
15. Cloud's sword ...
16. AthrunZala when he was about to get married to Cagali ...
17. Kyoko's purple stone ...
18. The Millenium Earl's umbrella ...
19. Naruto when he was in the toilet with a stomach ache ...
20. Saber ...
21. Usopp while he was drinking a jug of protein ...
22. Index's walking church ...
23. Sasahara Kanji who was looking at the underside of a female figurine ...
24. Edward who was digging his nose with his transmuted sword hand ...
25. Orihime's hairclip ...
26. Yamashita who was confused about his/her sex ...
27. Sasuke's Chidori ...
28. Kenshin who was in a bathojutsu stance, bathowsai mode ...
29. Howl's Moving Castle ...
30. Chiaki's pointed hair ...
31. Konata when she was a baby ...

Part 3. Choose the first letter of your name

A. and he gave me 500 secret episodes of lucky star.
B. and his face appears on my screen saying "I love you" continuously in a monotonous irritating voice whenever i want to watch an anime video.
C. and he smiled sweetly while writing my name on the death note...
D. and I became whiny like Nobita and received a free doraemon doll.
E. and I got sent to soul society with a free zanpakuto and zaraki kenpachi as my leader.
F. and he forced me to wear a pink uniform which shows "LOVE ME" on my back for 363 days.
G. and I learned the ability perfect memorisation.
H. and he made me say what Emiya Shirou said 100001 times. [See the first post of http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-123818/Dumbest-Anime-Quotes.html ]
I. and I got Xam'd. Lost my memories.
J. and the next day I saw a photo of myself wearing Rock Lee's green costume on the newspaper cover page.
K. and he transmute me into a nailclipper.
L. and he made my life like school days [just the last part].
M. and I got his phone number.
N. and he fed me with Otae's cooking for a month.
O. and I got a date with Ganju Shiba and we rode on Betty.
P. and he set me up on a date with the Jigoku Shoujo.
Q. and he taught me japanese within a day.
R. and he showed what was underneath Kakashi's mask which made me go "KKYYAAAAHH" in a girly voice.
S. and I heard someone saying: Hiten Mitsurugi-Ryu:Ogi - Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki!!! 4 days later i woke up with something missing below my body.
T. and he forced me to drink Inu's special juice.
U. and he gave me a photo of Archer using Unlimited Blade Works.
V. and he taught me the mangekyou sharingan which only works when I'm watching anime.
W. and I get to play chess against Lelouch where the loser gets to eat onigiri made by Mion Sonozaki. (Needles inside)
X. and I got the Ouran hosts to serve me everyday.
Y. and I get to join Haruhi's sos brigade.
Z. and I got a special unreleased Gundam Figurine worth $3000.

You can add in, at, of, into, to, etc in between sentences and edit the he to she of part 3 so that your sentence would make sense.

Example: I poke a hole AT Saber and SHE transmute me into a nailclipper.

Thankxs to eternalstrikefreedom for his great ideas.

Mine: I broke Allen's left eye and left arm and i got his phone number

Extras: Characters and stuff
Illyasviel, Berserker, Saber, Archer, Emiya Shirou --Fate Stay/Night
Kagura, Otae's cooking(tastes horible) --Gintama
Takumi --Chaos Head
Zero, Kaname --Vampire Knight
Allen, Millenium Earl --Dgrayman
Lucy --Elfen lied
Tomoyo --Clannad
Ichigo, Rukia, Zaraki Kenpachi, Ganju Shiba, Betty(Ganju's Pig), Orihime, zanpakuto --Bleach
Rei --Evangelion
Uesop, Luffy --One piece
Kyoko, purple stone, pink uniform with love me --Skip Beat
Black Jack --Black Jack
Index, perfect memorisation, To aru majutsu Index
Cloud --FF7
Jigoku Shoujo --Hell Girl
Sasaharu Kanji --Genshiken
Edward, transmutation --Full metal Alchemist
Kenshin, Hiten mitsurugiryu... (Powerful sword technique), that something missing was supposed to be your thing... --Samurai X
Athrunzala, Cagali --Gundam
Konata --Lucky star
Inu, special juice(tastes terrible) --Prince of tennis
Lelouch --Code Geass
L, Light --Death note
Nobita --Doraemon
Chiaki --Minami-ke
Yamashita --Linebarrels of Iron
Mion Sonozaki --Higurashi ...
This is a joke. Just write if yours doesnt make sense.
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EDIT: No 13th month?No 32nd day?
L. and he made my life like school days [just the last part].(WTF?)
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I stroke Sasahara Kanji who was looking at the underside of a female figurine and I heard he saying: Hiten Mitsurugi-Ryu:Ogi - Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki!!! 4 days later i woke up with something missing below my body.
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exactly, wtf?

but btw, mine was
I stroke...Zero who was in a daze, imagining himslef doing perverted stuff to Kaname ... and he made my life like school days [just the last part].

weird tho 0___0
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Dear OP,
Some of our forumites have expressed confusion and anger at your thread. We suggest you 1. Type more clearly, 2. Don't express stupid opinions, or 3. Kindly GTFO!

mine was "I poked a hole in Lucy who was having a bad bad and (s)he gave me 500 secret episodes of Lucky Star."
Posted 12/22/08
L0LS MiNE WAS :
i ST0LE JACK BLACK WHEN HE WAS PERF0RMiNG A CRUCiAL 0PERATi0N AND HE SET ME UP 0N A DATE WiTH JiG0KU SH0UJ0...

L0LS BUT SERi0USLy WH0 iS "JACK BLACK" AND "JiG0KU SH0UJ0"
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Sep. I broke ...Yamashita who was confused about his/her sex ...and I heard someone saying: Hiten Mitsurugi-Ryu:Ogi - Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki!!! 4 days later i woke up with something missing below my body...
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JAEJ00NGLiCi0US wrote:

L0LS MiNE WAS :
i ST0LE JACK BLACK WHEN HE WAS PERF0RMiNG A CRUCiAL 0PERATi0N AND HE SET ME UP 0N A DATE WiTH JiG0KU SH0UJ0...

L0LS BUT SERi0USLy WH0 iS "JACK BLACK" AND "JiG0KU SH0UJ0"


*Gasp*
You dunno who Jack Black is?! D;
Posted 12/22/08

naom123 wrote:


JAEJ00NGLiCi0US wrote:

L0LS MiNE WAS :
i ST0LE JACK BLACK WHEN HE WAS PERF0RMiNG A CRUCiAL 0PERATi0N AND HE SET ME UP 0N A DATE WiTH JiG0KU SH0UJ0...

L0LS BUT SERi0USLy WH0 iS "JACK BLACK" AND "JiG0KU SH0UJ0"


*Gasp*
You dunno who Jack Black is?! D;


WELL i MiGHT KN0W A DiFFERENT 0NE....
BUT ERM WH0 iS HE ?
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I stroke Kyoko's purple stone and I heard someone saying: Hiten Mitsurugi-Ryu:Ogi - Amakakeru Ryu no Hirameki!!! 4 days later i woke up with something missing below my body.
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JAEJ00NGLiCi0US wrote:


naom123 wrote:


JAEJ00NGLiCi0US wrote:

L0LS MiNE WAS :
i ST0LE JACK BLACK WHEN HE WAS PERF0RMiNG A CRUCiAL 0PERATi0N AND HE SET ME UP 0N A DATE WiTH JiG0KU SH0UJ0...

L0LS BUT SERi0USLy WH0 iS "JACK BLACK" AND "JiG0KU SH0UJ0"


*Gasp*
You dunno who Jack Black is?! D;


WELL i MiGHT KN0W A DiFFERENT 0NE....
BUT ERM WH0 iS HE ?


Go search him xD
He was on Nick TV ;o
He did one of the stunts
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Posted 12/22/08

naom123 wrote:


JAEJ00NGLiCi0US wrote:


naom123 wrote:


JAEJ00NGLiCi0US wrote:

L0LS MiNE WAS :
i ST0LE JACK BLACK WHEN HE WAS PERF0RMiNG A CRUCiAL 0PERATi0N AND HE SET ME UP 0N A DATE WiTH JiG0KU SH0UJ0...

L0LS BUT SERi0USLy WH0 iS "JACK BLACK" AND "JiG0KU SH0UJ0"


*Gasp*
You dunno who Jack Black is?! D;


WELL i MiGHT KN0W A DiFFERENT 0NE....
BUT ERM WH0 iS HE ?


Go search him xD
He was on Nick TV ;o
He did one of the stunts
Like 1-2 years ago


0H 0K NVM THEN...
BUT HE iSN'T RELATED T0 AN ANiME CHARACTER TH0UGH....
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Posted 12/23/08
Sep. I broke ...
24. Edward who was digging his nose with his transmuted sword hand ...
Y. and I get to join Haruhi's sos brigade.

"I broke Edward (wtf) who was digging his nose with his transmuted sword hand and I get to join Haruhi's sos brigade."

you said it would make sense
but does this make sense to you :O?
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