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Posted 12/26/08 , edited 12/27/08
Disclaimer: I was not born a middle aged man named Johnny Kitagawa. Therefore I cannot own the Hey Say JUMP and also the songs used. I only own the plot and my art stuff. TT__TT I'm sorry if i messed up people here. This was supposed to be only for Yuu-chan's eyes [coz she's fun to tease] but sharing is loving. ^^

xXxPaper DancingxXx

It was only an hour before Christmas Eve would arrive and the HSJ together with the girls decided to have a party at their apartment.

They had loads of fun during the said event. Ryutaro went off screaming saying that his eyes hurt and Yamada managed to choke on his strawberries while laughing at Yabu and Hikaru’s attempt to sing Too Shy with Kei2Kei pole dancing in the corner.

Daiki was too engrossed in reading, “A Kept Woman” by the fireplace, shedding a few tears every now and then with Eun Min occasionally annoying him along with Chinen. Meanwhile Yuu and Yuto were busy taking pictures of everyone for the purpose of blackmail. Parties are always the perfect events for photography. Sometimes, everyone is so intoxicated to be conscious of what they are doing and one has to be sober to take all the wonderful pictures for the people to enjoy.

“Hey! Let’s play newspaper dance~! “ said Jini.

They were confused on what Jini said. “What’s that?”

“It’s a parlor game silly~! That means we have to play it~! ^^”

“How do you play this, exactly?” asked Yamada. He had recovered from choking with the help of Yuu’s palm.

And so Jini began her long explanation. “"Newspaper dance - it's like stop dance; you stop dancing when the music stops, (though in stop dance, you have to stop moving) the male and female have to step on the newspaper. Then, the whole sheet of newspaper (which is the only material needed) will be folded in half. The routine continues as long as there are players that can step on 1/4, 1/8, 1/16 and so on until the last pair who never step on the newspaper edge wins. (Possible movements even include the male holding the female up while standing on one foot - tiptoed.)"

Chinen, ever-so child-like, agreed to the game and dragged Eun Min carrying a sheet of newspaper. “We’re in!”

“What’s the prize?” Takaki asked.

“A pair of matching t-shirts that say, “We love the world”?” , suggested Kei.

Yuu raised a brow. Really, they are so grown-up. “Very creative, Kei” she said wryly.

“Oww, Yuu-chan, you wound me up. Save me Yuto-papa. Yuu-chan is gonna eat me.”Kei whined to Yuto sitting innocently beside Yuu.

Yep, Yuu was right. They are so mature.

“How about, the winners can have whatever they want for a whole day? They can ask the losers to do their bidding. Anything they like.” said a strange shrilly unknown voice in the corner.

“Who said that?” Yamada was already trembling a bit, still eating his strawberries. When will he ever get full?????

“I agree with voice-san [who sounded a lot like Yabu in a drag]. Let’s do it~!” exclaimed a very enthused Chinen.

By a unanimous decision, the pairings have been decided. Yuto goes with Yuu. Eun Min was already dragged by Chinen so she doesn’t have a say in choosing her own partner, not that she objected Chinen’s actions. Jini was pushed/cornered towards Yamada. Ahh, 3 pairs of sweet young love taking part in some children’s parlor games. The only thing that set them off were the tandems of Yabu and Kei, Hikaru and Daiki, and Takaki and Ryutaro. Keito was stuck as the overseer of the game. And so it begins.

“Here we are, dear old friend. You and I drunk again.
Laughs have been had and tears have been shed.
Maybe the whiskey’s gone my head
But if I were gay, I would give you my heart.
And If I were gay, you’d be my work of art.
And if I were gay, we would swim in romance.
But I’m not gay, so get your hand out of my pants.”

The thoughts of the ones participating were one. “What the hell is it with this song?!”

Keito just laughed, “Dance!” and then he brought the music to an abrupt halt. Everyone immediately stepped on their newspaper, mindful not to make a tear.

“Alright, fold your paper into half.”

“It’s not that I don’t care. I do.
I just don’t see myself in you.
Another time, another scene
I’ll be right behind you, If you know what I mean-“

“All right, let’s see.” Keito started to circle around the pairs in their respective newspapers . “ Takaki and Ryutaro, you’re out.”

“What?! How come??” asked Takaki.

“Your foot exceeded the newspaper and nice try Ryutaro. I could see you leaning towards the wall.” Keito said, pointing to Ryutaro’s back slightly leaning towards the wall. Of course, it wasn’t very clear because Ryutaro was sneaky. He cleverly concealed his trick.

“Oh, All right. You got me.” Sighed Ryutaro as he shrugged.

“Okay then~! Music Ryutaro!”

“It's okay to be gay, let's rejoice with the boys in the gay way
Hooray for the kind of man that you will find in the gay way
Hooray! for the man!-”

“Chinen, that tickles~!”laughed Eun Min. She could feel Chinen’s breath in her neck. He was already in a dangerous proximity to her. Chinen’s head was already near Eun Min’s face, only a few inches away. She felt herself redden as she pushed Chinen away.


“Chinen! Eun Min! you’re out!” shouted Ryutaro.

“Are you alright?” Chinen asked, wondering why Eun Min was blushing.

“Only four pairs are left.”

A few minutes more of dancing to the despicable gay songs that those guys evicted picked, a pair came falling down.

“Hikaru and Daiki! You’re out!”

“Dang!” said Hikaru as he snapped his fingers. Daiki, on the other hand, was rubbing the side of his head.

The pairs left were only Yuu and Yuto and Kei and Yabu and Jini and Yamada.

“Hey Yuu-chan! Why don’t you try hugging Yuto really tight?”Yabu suggested teasingly. “Inoo-chan! Hug me! Hug Me!”

“Yabu-kun! You’re so dreamy!”replied Inoo while the others laughed.

“Cut it out guys! That’s not funny guys!” Yuu was already having a face with the shade of a bright, red tomato. Yuto on the other hand, looked away.

“I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya baby)—“

“What is it with this song??!! It’s a crappy, slow song!!”argued Yuu.

“Then dance slow Yuu-chan~! It’s fun!”said Jini.

Yuu was given a vote of confidence by Eun Min, giggling by the corner.

“Traitors” thought Yuu.

Yuto was really getting close. Not to mention that the paper was so small now, it could only hold one foot. His hand was dangerously placed on her lower back.

Yuto leaned forward to her ear and she flinched. “Too close! Too close!” was her mantra.

“Ano, Yuu-chan, you better step on my foot while I balance us both.”


“I don’t want to lose to Yabu and Kei. They make such crazy dares.”

“I need some love like I never needed love before
(Wanna make love to ya baby)
I had a little love, now I'm back for more
(Wanna make love to ya baby)---“

“I’m really gonna castrate the person who put this on the playlist.” Yuu and Yuto did what they planned earlier. Both bodies pressed together balanced on a foot. Kei and Yabu really had it easy. Kei piggyback-ride on Yabu who was balancing on one foot. A truly, fantastic feat.

“Yuto! Watch where you’re touching me!”warned Yuu.

“I’m sorry.” Yuto was already very flustered by their closeness and Keito only prolonged his suffering by going in slow circles around them.

Jini and Yamada held each other close doing the same as Yuto and Yuu however they refused to look at one another for fear that the other might see their reddened face. His warm breath probed into her left ear. “A few seconds more” Jini thought agonizingly. It seems like she wasn’t the only one suffering.

“Hmmmmmm…..”said Keito amusingly. They were so fun to tease.

“Get on with it already.” Pleaded Yamada.

“Wise men say only fools rush in
But I cant help falling in love with you
Shall I stay
Would it be a sin
If I cant help falling in love with you”

“Nope, not yet.” Keito stated as he turned the music off, grinning like a Cheshire cat. Now, the three pairs are placed in really awkward positions.
Bodies so close. It seems like nobody wanted to lose.

“Wow, the game really looks intense.” Said Eun Min. “I could see the sparks.”

“Ugh, I could feel the weird tension in the room, Eun Min.” Chinen started to shiver.

“Aww, Don’t worry Chii. I’m here.” Eun Min comforted Chii and they were left in their own little world.

“Cut us some slack Keito. Kei is pretty heavy.” Yabu looked like he would faint anytime now. Kei on the other hand was having the time of his life. LOL. If this would go on for a few seconds more, they’d go falling down faster than the London bridge.

“Flash~!”went the camera.

Yuto was startled and so he dropped Yuu whose elbow went into Yabu’s chest who lost hold of Kei who kneed Yamada, causing him and Jini to fall. Thank God they fell right into the sofa for Yamada hugged her protectively to cushion impact. The unfortunate one was Yabu. He fell face-flat to the floor with Kei, still grinning, on his back.

"London bridge is falling down
My Fair Lady"

“Ah….Er…Yuu- umm” Yuto found it hard to speak coherent words. Yuu just started at him, horrified. She did not just- no, she refused to believe that she’d just. She did not just grab his butt. She looked at the others and breathed in relief.


Nobody saw her and so she gently pushed Yuto away.
In the end, nobody won but some girl felt like a million bucks knowing that she had successfully captured a photo of the Hey Say JUMP in interesting positions.

The End.
The ending sucks... I know..
I just borrowed Yuu-chan's characters.. hehe
Please be kind. Onegai shimasu.

Merii Kurisumasu!
Shinnen Omedetou!

Posted 7/3/09 , edited 7/3/09
I Loved IT!!!
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