The lie detector never lies
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This is a fanfiction story I found. I thought the story was funny and cute so here it is...
The lie detector never lies
Credits to xoxFluffyzzzxox

Nastume’s P.O.V
Okay, so here’s the situation the class is in today, Imai made a lie detector, its question are limited to 20 and she’s trying to figure out who should use it, I don’t get the point why though; it’s not like a lie detector is that original.
“I want to use it!” screamed some crazy girl.
“I’m fit for it!”
“The lie detector doesn’t require fitness!” retorted another girl.
“How about we have a vote?” Polka asked.
Everyone glanced at her, they kept looking until Imai said: “Mikan, that’s the smartest suggesting you’ve said all year.” Polka playfully whacked Imai’s arm and blushed. She’s so cute when she blushes.
Well, back to the point. Imai went up to those crazy fan girls, Luna and Permy, and whispered something in their ears. They started squealing like there was no tomorrow!
“So, who are the nominations?” Hotaru asked.
“We nominate, Natsume-sama,” Permy said. Oh no, I wasn’t going to get dragged into this, not if I can help it. I quickly stood up and walked out of my seat. Imai glared and mouthed ‘Photos’ then pointed at Polka when she wasn’t looking.
I sat down in my seat like nothing happened.
“Any other nominations?”
“We want, Mikan!” some guy in my class said.
“Fine,” she said blushing.
Imai got to the board and drew a table, one for me and one for Polka, “Raise your hand if you want Mikan,” she exclaimed counting down the numbers of the guys who wanted her to do the lie detector. “Okay, now Hyuuga,” I got around the same amount of girls, but when I counted the board, I was shocked, there were more girls than guys by one and I completely forgot to vote.
“Hyuuga, sit and hold still,” Imai said placing a helmet snugly on my head. She started playing with dials and lever on the side of the machine.
“Okay, I will let four people have 5 questions each; they’ll be Nogi, Permy, Mikan and Koko.”
“Fine,” was all I replied.
20 questions can’t hurt, can they?
End of Natsume’s P.O.V
Permy’s P.O.V
I was going to go first and ask Natsume-sama the questions. I tried to look cool and composed in front of him.
“Do you like someone?”
He thought about for awhile, “…yes,” he said quietly.
Ding!
“Do you give her a nickname?”
“…yes.”
Ding!
“Does it start with ‘P’?”
“…yes.”
Ding!
It’s so me! Oh my God, my favourite fantasy is coming true! Natsume-sama likes me!
“Is she popular with the guys?”
“…yes.”
Ding!
“Is she cute?”
“…very.”
Ding!
“Is sh-” I was suddenly rudely cut off by Imai saying that my 5 questions were up, I quietly but happily went back to my seat next to Luna.
End of Permy’s P.O.V
Koko’s P.O.V
Okay, Permy narrowed the situation down a little but, how many girls does he have a nickname for that starts with ‘P’? Polka, Permy, Pastry girl, Poor girl, the list goes on and on.
So I have to narrow this down a little.
“Does she have a crazy best friend?”
“Yes.”
Ding!
“Is her best friend cute?”
“More scary than cute, but I suppose she is…”
Ding!
“Does the person you like wear glasses?”
“…yes?”
Buzz!
He cursed something under his breath and went on with it.
“Does she have a fan club?”
He sighed reluctantly, and answered with a “Yes.”
Ding!
“Is your favourite colour red?”
He stared at me like I was crazy. “Yes?”
Ding!
“Koko! You wasted a perfectly good question! Why did you ask that for?!” Mochu asked, slapping me on the head.
“I felt sorry for him I guess.”
He ‘pfft’ at my comment and went back to sitting on the table he was on.
End of Koko’s P.O.V
Ruka’s P.O.V
I feel really bad about Natsume, he’s stuck on a chair and he’s unable to lie, and people are asking about his love life? I’m gonna make it better for him.
“Am I your best friend?”
“Yes” He saw what I was trying to do and mouthed ‘Thank you, man, I owe you one’
Ding!
“Do you have one sister?”
“Yes.”
Ding!
“Is your favourite kouhai, Youchi?”
“Yes.”
Ding!
“Is you favourite senpai, Tsubasa?”
“No.”
Ding!
“Do you attend Gakuen Alice?”
“Yes.”
Ding!
Well, I’m done here, next was Sakura-san, I could hear people complaining about my questions and said that I already knew the answers to them. I ignored and went back to where I was standing before.
End of Ruka’s P.O.V
Mikan’s P.O.V
My turn now YAY, before Permy had a shot, I was thinking about what I should ask, but now, I think about the girl he likes.
“Does the girl you like have black hair?”
“No.”
Ding!
And I was pretty sure that he liked Hotaru…
“Does the person you like have brown hair?”
“Yes…”
Ding!
That doesn’t narrow it down.
“Does she have brown eyes?”
“Yes…”
Ding!
Wait, what? No one in class had brown eyes, but if they did, she didn’t have brown hair to go with it. I looked around for brown eyes. But everyone was staring at me. Could it be? Nah, he couldn’t like me…
I heard Hotaru speak out loud, and she asked slyly, “Natsume Hyuuga, do you like Mikan Sakura?”
“…yes…”
Ding!
End of Mikan’s P.O.V

*~The End~*
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OMG SO KAWAII!!!!!!!
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waaah!! it's so cute~~
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Posted 1/9/09
sooo cute! is there more??
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Glad you guys like it...
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Waaaaahhhh!!!!!!! It's so cute!!! I love it so much!!!!!!!
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