You Know You Are DBSK Crazy When...

You can tell what DBSK era/phase they were in by their hair
Want to learn Korean
Want to go to Korea
Whenever you talk to others about DBSK, you talk as if you are close personal friends with them
You scream along during Max's part in Rising Sun
You do the little butt thing Yunho does in the beginning of "O"
You talk about DBSK to anyone with ears
You've seen the Mirotic MV and Wrong Number MV an excessive amount of times
Fell in love with Bolero within the first 6 seconds of hearing it
You can call out who's voice is who's when they sing (I couldnt at first)
Are able to watch a 60 minute Variety show without subs and feel like you know what their saying
Your friends ask you "what's new" and all you tell them is what new thing you found out about DBSK because that's all you've been doing all day (watching Variety and Radio Shows).
Everytime you hear about their "ideal girl" you see if you compare... no matter which member it is
You go into withdrawal when you havent done something DBSK related for a while
Even though you dont live in Korea and still follow their Japanese activites, you're kinda sad they're going back to Japan soon
You're extremely proud of them when they write a song
When you read fun random facts about DBSK... you know about 97% of them already
You want to get a UFO account
You want to give Micky a big hug everytime you see him cry
Even though there might be members you like more than the others... you dont dislike any of them
You know the "Kamo, Come On!" Oyagi gag, compliments of Xiah Junsu
You get pissed when people say that DBSK is overrated...
You see a "stalking" video on youtube featuring one of the members and feel bad that they can't get any privacy... but still watch the video.
If you ever meet another DBSK fan outside of the internet you immediately feel like you've known each other for years
If a few of the members are missing on a Variety show you can imagine what the missing members would say if they were there
You get as excited as the people in the show when Yunho uses his hometown dialect... even though you really can't tell the difference
You subscribe to people on Youtube who sub their videos
You have more pictures of them in your computer than you do your family or friends put together

- Everything that you basically own that can play CDs/mp3s, has their music in it!
- You "silent scream" while watching their performances, and then replay the video just to make sure. And the process repeats itself (x83505756..)
- You know those moments when, lets say.. the boys break out into pelvic thrusts (O__o) and your jaw drops to the floor, and doesn't come back up.. Yeah XD
- You know you're obsessed when you get mad, for reals, if someone says something bad about TVXQ.
- You know you're obsessed when everyone around you says, "Damn, why do you like boys who look like girls?"
- You know you're obsessed when your wall, desktop, cellphone, and mp3 player are filled with pictures of TVXQ.
- watch a show just to hear them talk about the boys for 1 minute. (:giggle:)
- you have a bunch of tvxq icons, wallpapers, etc. on your computer
- you imagine yourself meeting them xD
- you want to learn korean/japanese because they speak those languages
- you've watched their videos so many times you know some dance parts
- just looking at their pictures/videos makes you happy
- you feel deprived of dbsk when you cant use the computer/your internet's not working
- You recognize all their voices when you listen to their songs.
- You daydream about them.
- your alarm clock is the wake up messages they did (yay for yoochun in the morning!).
- you get excited when they own the same things as you (Sony Vaio laptop!! YA!)
-You are bored during class and find yourself writing over and over again "TVXQ"... all over the sheet of paper where you're suposed to be taking down notes...
- More than the majority of your songs are of DBSK.
- You think of one of them as your future husband. (or all of them, XD)
- You place DBSK and fangirling before health, sleep and especially homework XD
- You're late to school almost every morning because you're watching a video.
- You repeat every single song you love of theirs ahemBOLEROahem
- The time you spend on the computer is mostly for them/because of them
- Wake up at 4AM to catch the last hour of GDA.
- They're sad, you're sad. When they're happy, you're happy.
- Just a picture of them smiling can brighten up your day.
- You can't last longer than 3 days without going on Soompi/watching their videos/listening to their songs etc
You know you're obsessed with TVXQ when you think of something funny/hot/sexy/cute they did, and start grinning like mad. In fact, when something reminds you of them, you can't help but chuckle and smile.