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Facts of Anime
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51) the main character has to be at 37% metal (ex.ed elric, jet black.)
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lusulpher wrote:


arx7arbalest wrote:

in EVA Shinji wasn't a superhero. He was a pussy throughout. I guess the synchronization was abnormal, but that was it. Peacemaker was different though completely


Pacifists really are pussies. So are vegetarians(not Rei however) That abnormal synchro stuff was his mom going nuts to protect him.

But he was the only real hero, because he wasn't fighting for the glory. No heroic speeches or hidden goals either.


im vegan, and vegans are fuckin hardcore, man
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52) If you leave things in the fridge, they will mutate and kill you in a year or two.

53) How sinister and strong a villain is can be determined by how long or short the villain's hair is.

54) Guns don't kill people. Pissed off schoolgirls do. (Via "FMP? Fomaffou!")

55) vampires live all over the place; some just are weird.

56) The girls wear skirts as small as the girls in my school, and AREN'T sluts.

57) Aliens and evil plots happen all over japan, at any given second.

58) Samurai still exist, just are unemployed and hide in the shadows.

59) Everyone uses swords. Guns are not as cool.

60) Cherry blossoms fall all over the place at every day of the year.

61) The characters never have any complications with the "friends to more" situation.

62) Little kids with dolls are creepy.

63) Dark/vampiric women dress in 1700s clothign frequently to show thier darkness.

64) Anyone can operate heavy weaponry.

65) The villains never think about what they'll do after destroying the world.

66) Kids cry too much.

67) Kids are rude as hell.

68) When people get blonde hair, they've become stronger and are not just going for a new look.

69) Giant robots are common, and usually ignored.

70) Books can kill people if they're names are spelled correctly.

71) Schoolgirls all wear the same shirts and skirts, no matter the school.

72) No one will discover you have super powers, so long as you wear different boots, gloves, beads in your hair, and paint a symbol on your forehead.

73) EVERYTHING you do comes back to haunt you.

74) When someone says somethign stupid, the only thing to do is to fall over and give yourself a concussion.

75) 1000 foot drop? No problem.

76) Whether people live or die is only determined by ratings and polls.

77) you will always see one person who looks like the ring girl.

78) People have nosebleeds when they see nudity that arouses them.

79) hot springs have low security, and the barrier can be drilled through with no problem.

80) Giant monsters are as common, and burdensome as cockroaches.

81) Teachers are always sexy, and never old and crusty looking.

82) When translated into english, people sound as if their vocal chords have been raped.

83) Hell is real, and people can visit any time they want.

84) Inside jokes are a must.

85) If you can't beat 'em, absorb 'em. You'll only become stronger.

86) Angels are common, and walk down the streets often.

87) a good 80% of computer nerds' parents work in america.

88) Robots are sexy, and it's all right to fall in love with them.

89) High Schools have gorillas, Ron Gearmy, and other misfits no matter what.

90) Teachers cheat to get kids to fail classes.

91) Life Energy Combat.

92) Blood can be sexy, in all the right ways.

93) It;s okay for a 23 year old man to go after high school girls, so long as he isn't looking to pay them.

94) Camera phones are owned by everyone, and are better quality than real ones.

95) Holograms are common.

96) It's perfectly okay to poach animals, force them into tiny balls, and make them fight each other over every little thing.

97)The villain is always callign himself "God."

98) Christmas is celebrated by all, but no one mentions Jesus.

99) Bullies always try to get at least 100,000 yen from their victims.

100) The Karate club in the highschools are composed of people who are in their 20s, and one kid who is stronger than all of the others.

101) The characters always have a taboo or strange love.

(Only the first one was taken from another site. The others i really jsut sat here writing.)
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102) the hero is never pissed until you hurt/kidnap his girlfriend

103) the only time anyone shows their true power is when they are getting ready to die or are pissed off

104) random and seemingly pointless tasks can be training for fighting

105) if a main charcter falls in love his/her sister/brother later on you will discover they aren't blood related

106) most early villians aren't truely evil

107) if a swords named you know it has to be good

(i will come up with more later)
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108) blood ALWAYS makes the same 'splat' sound no matter the anime
109) if any real guy got a 'hentai nosebleed' they would die of blood loss within seconds
110) there is always someone with a ridiculously long name
111) a japanese native speeaking in english is possibly the funniest thing ever (Don Kan'Onji)
112) there is always the 'street trash' that is a huge rival of the main character
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113) except when the main chracter is the street trash (in refrence to 112)

114) old people are to be feared when they have been martial arts masters

115) it is the easiest thing in the wolrd to hide a mech just throw some nets over it

116) no one ever notices the hidden fortress under the school
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117) the coolest place to eat lunch is on the school roof
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arx7arbalest wrote:



Pacifists really are pussies. So are vegetarians(not Rei however) That abnormal synchro stuff was his mom going nuts to protect him.

But he was the only real hero, because he wasn't fighting for the glory. No heroic speeches or hidden goals either.



he was doing it so that ppl would notice him or say good things bout it him.... in short he thought that would get him accepted
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goldenboy wrote:




arx7arbalest wrote:



Pacifists really are pussies. So are vegetarians(not Rei however) That abnormal synchro stuff was his mom going nuts to protect him.

But he was the only real hero, because he wasn't fighting for the glory. No heroic speeches or hidden goals either.



he was doing it so that ppl would notice him or say good things bout it him.... in short he thought that would get him accepted


hahaha "goldenboy" a funny show...
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118) When ANY anime character gets pissed there are always those 4 perfectly symetrical veins that pop out of the back of their heads
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119) the hentai always gets kicked in the face.....repeatedly...
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120) amnesia
121)always a character who is "the chosen one"
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122) every truely great character has a moment to where they can turn evil

123) never question the old man who gives you advice

124) when in china read the signs. or desasterious consequences could occure
Posted 10/22/06
125)always a tranny character
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126) nobody ever hears the invisible mech running through their city
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