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** The Joke Game
Posted 5/5/07 , edited 5/5/07
ok its very easy
Rules:
u can only post a joke once
let other people post

let's start
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Posted 5/5/07
this topic is useless
Posted 5/31/07
Misguided

A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been traveling in circles.
''We're lost!'' One of the hikers complained.

''And you said you were the best guide in the United States.''

''I am,'' the guide answered, '' but I think we may have wandered into Canada.''

just post any kinds of jokes
from the your mamma is so,.......... to the kinds of what i wrote
and just to spice things up lets have every replier rate the joke above him/her
,post one joke per message
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Posted 5/31/07
This joke is stupid, it's lame, and not funny, but i'm gonna type it anyways.

Your mama is so fat, that she's overweight.
Posted 5/31/07
good ,just made an example

Yo' mama so poor, she hangs the toilet paper out to dry!
Posted 5/31/07
How nurses do it...

Nurses do it painless.
Nurses do it with TLC.
Nurses do it with care.
Nurses do it with intensive care.

Posted 5/31/07
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"

Posted 5/31/07
The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!"
The neighbor yells back, "You put him to sleep, you wake him up!"

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Posted 5/31/07
Very original.

THIS JOKE MAY NOT BE FOR LITTLE CHILDREN (I'm not even sure if I should post it. This is from a classmate...)

A teenage son comes home. He says "Dad, I have just had sex for the first time."
The dad say's "Alright my son! Anything you want to ask me about?"
"Well, yeah... When is my a** going to stop hurting?"
Posted 5/31/07
"If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

"Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

"Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

Posted 5/31/07
Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
lol thats me
Posted 5/31/07
How teachers do it...

Teachers do it with class.
Teachers do it 50 times after class.
Teachers do it with boys and girls.
Teachers make you do it till you get it right.
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Posted 5/31/07
^try not to quadruple then triple post, you need time for other people to post and rate.

Are the jokes on a 1-10 scale?

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A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?" The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WWIII. And the guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman."

The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why kill a bicycle repairman?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, dummy! I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"
Posted 5/31/07
i hope this gives inspiration for other people to write down
jokes, i'm done for today

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Posted 5/31/07
Yo mama so short, she had to use a stool to pick her nose. xD
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