First  Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  Next  Last
Post Reply || COMEDY XD || Campbell's long tomato soup journey
Posted 12/31/08 , edited 7/16/09





.. O^O''
Who inspired me to write this....strange storie? :D
EMBIE-SAN-peter-PAN :DDD~
Also check out her....FEATHER stori xDD lmao..













Meeeeee:
AKA Msz, Raccon Soup
[ OMGGG i'm sooo CUTEEE O-o ]




Embieeeeeee-jan-kan-MAN-PETERPAN:
AKA Ms, Chick soldier



KinnnnnnieeeeeeeWEIRDBRACHLOVER:
AKA Mr, a-hole





Wolfie-channnnnnnnnnnnnnnn:
AKA Miss, MUDD












=====================================================
storii begins..............in.........3.............................2...........................1!! xD
=====================================================

let tha random-ness-ness/WEIRD-NESS-NESS begin o.o




In a far away land just off Yimbabadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada shore, their lived 4 random loving treasure finding animals, the lovable raccoon, a strange armed weapon chick, a male owl, and a dirty little PIG! DIRTY DIRTY! ^^ Once the raccoon had fallen down a hole out of nowhere, it yelled "HEEEELLLPPP!" and no one had helped it out of the hole...that is...until a random dirty dirty can rolled its way...Peter pan had popped out of the can and yelled out loud "WHERE'S HOOK!" Peter pan quoted. "Peter pan, YE REAL!?" The raccoon took an awkward side step. "Yesh, and where hash you hid meh Jane, evil villain?" Peter pan shouted pointing his little dagger into the hole raccoon was in. -Makes raccoon noises- "I ISHN'T THE VILLAIN TO YOU! I hash not your beauty Jane...or this "Hook" item. *BEEP* YOU, YOU FAKE PETER PAN!" The raccoon said making emo noises in its emo hole corner. "EXCUSE THEE!? YOUR ONE OF HOOK'S EVIL SCHEMERS AREN'T YEE?! OHH, *BEEP* YOU!" Peter pan said saying a *beep* word. All the creatures gasped in fright. "WHY MUST "THEE" TALK LIKE A SAILOR EH?! YOUR A GREEN FLOATY THINGY!" Raccoon said truthfully sticking out its long sexy striped tongue. "YEE KNOW WHAT?! I DON'T HAVE TO TAKE THIS!" Fake peter pan said using pixie dust and flying away. "WAAAAAAIIIITTT~ Wait a second, hes a fairy. How was he supposed to help me anyway!?" Racoon shouted laughing manically for no reason at all. "PIXIE DUST!!! I COULDA USED PIXIE DUST ON YA'LL!" Fake Peter pan said from a long distance laughing at the top of his lungs. "OHH....RIGHT." Raccoon whispered depressed again in its emo corner, banging its head to the ground. "OH ..*BEEP* WHY THE *BEEP* DID I *BEEEEP*! HEY FAKE PETER PAN I'M DIIIIIIRTYY!"


C o m p l e t e. . .






\Ms, Chick soldier's Part/
In a far away land just off Yimbabadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada shore, their lived 4 random loving treasure finding animals, the lovable raccoon, a strange armed weapon chick, a male owl, and a dirty little PIG! DIRTY DIRTY! ^^ The strange armed weapon chick had always loved to shoot its friends, Raccoon, Owl, and Pig. Once all 3 got tired of the Chicks stupid *BEEPING* ways. And decided to kill the chick. The chick had soon found out what her SO CALLED best friends were up to. These are the chicks words... "I MEAN, ITS NOT MY FAULT I'M AN ARMED WEAPON! AND THAT I HAVE MORE GUNS THAN THE REST OF THOSE *BEEPS*!" "KIIIILLLLLLLLL THE CHICK!" A horde of demons (raccoon, owl, and pig) came running for the Chick as it stood their staring at its guns, and muscles. "I AM SO BUFF!" The chick explained looking back, to see the horde of demons approaching to kill-haul her.


C o m p l e t e. . .








\Mr, a-hole's Part/
In a far away land just off Yimbabadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada shore, their lived 4 random loving treasure finding animals, the lovable raccoon, a strange armed weapon chick, a male owl, and a dirty little PIG! DIRTY DIRTY! ^^ The MALE OWL xD was alwayssss conceited, it always used to flick branches at people and laugh at their faces. "I ISH ONE SEXAY OWL~ YOU AGREE?" No one responded ever. I mean, who would want to talk to a conceited, MALE owl? I MEAN SERIOUSLY! This owl was one special owl though...it was nothing like any other normal owl! It liked to stare at people with its strange little eyes, IT HAD A SON NOT TOO LONG AGO! Owl named it 'Braches-san-kan-lakakakkakakakakanMAMAMAMAIHATEMYNAMEOHWAITYOURAMALEOWLDIDYOUDOYOURSELF. Owl was never ashamed of its son's name. But...Branches-san-kan-lakakakkakakakakanMAMAMAMAIHATEMYNAMEOHWAITYOURAMALEOWLDIDYOUDOYOURSELF was sad...he was sad because people would always call him, "LONG NAME LOSER." ='[ *tear tear* [LMAO EVERYTIME THE OWL'S SON COMES UP IN CONVO I HAFTA COPY & PASTE HIS NAME xD LMFAOOOO!!]


C o m p l e t e. . .









\Miss, MUDD's Part/
In a far away land just off Yimbabadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada shore, their lived 4 random loving treasure finding animals, the lovable raccoon, a strange armed weapon chick, a male owl, and a dirty little PIG! DIRTY DIRTY! ^^ Hi, I'm the snort-sniffin pig Miss, MUDD. I may look like a stupid ****** pig, but inside I'm just a happy-go-lucky weirdo crazy muffin top girl. And that's all I ever wished to be. JUST...A!.....CRAZY!....PIECE...OFFF!....DIRTY..!........LAUNDRY!! S-s-s-sorry, I'm letting my personal feelings interfere with my..uh introduction. "YOU DIRTY DIRTY *ITCH!" Mama always used to say. She always used to torture me into folding her socks for her, T^T -cries- BUTTT..SHE'S A PIG..NO MOMMA! I MEAAAANNN...YOUR ACTUALLY A PIG..AS IN ANIMAL PIG~ YOU DON'T NEED SOCK FOLDING!!! T~T "DAMN RIGHT I DO *****!" T_T;; -emo corner- MY TEARS TURN INTO A PUDDLE OF SADNESS WHHHHHAHAAAAAAAAA!!


C o m p l e t e. . .













{ End! }


Hope yew liked itt^^
Uhmm....GUESS NONE OF EM FOUND TEH MISSING CAMPBELL'S SOUP O.O ~ What a tragedy D= They're quest will always remain in our hearts though. T~T




NEVER MINDDD! :] Since Toru-chan's ISISTED me to make one for HER, I will ^^ x3.


Toru XD:
AKA Capt'n WEIRD-NOSE-WABBIT



[Teh font is in YELLOW. . .highlight it to see it better;<3 (:]

In a far away land just off Yimbabadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada shore, their lived an EXTRA random loving treasure finding animal. It came out of the closet not too long ago, it was deemed GAY. Everyone made fun of it because of it's horsey looking noise. NO, not horsey from POKEMON. But a HORSE! Any who, Capt'n WEIRD-NOSE-WABBIT one day came upon a soup can, it inspected it in every way possible, seeing if it was edible or not. Than, a sudden breeze came upon it, and it blew away right before Capt'n WEIRD-NOSE-WABBIT'S weird eyes, and NOSE! That was the last time it was seen...[AHAH findin that can was teh main point of teh story>:] The way the silly wabbits hair blows in the wind...the way her eyes sparkle everyime you gaze into them...GAAAAAAAAYYYYYY! SHEEE WASSS GAAAY! So many rude remarks...HOW CAN I LIVE ON LIKE THIS!? Fraud...FREAK...weird-nose...WWHHHYYY!?!!?!? WHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY!? All she wanted was to be expected as an individual...



C o m p l e t e. . .






AngeloXDDD:
AKA SKUNK MONKEY!



I, Emperor Angelonius of the sexy empire of StarBurst. Me and my many friends from the Armenian Empire here beseech you all! EAT CHICKEN!!!!!!!! And also, BE NICE TO ME!!! I'm a fragile man who just wants to be liked by the public, and finds that people need to be nicer to one another, Yes, I stink. I'm part skunk and part monkey. Yeah. W E I R D! But yeah, whoo! In my spare time I enjoy climbing trees and nesting my boot-ay in other people's hair. Wow, this suddenly sounds like I'm interviewing myself on Match.com Or, E-harmony.com OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED!




Creator
63251 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / In my own little...
Offline
Posted 12/31/08
.........
O.O
*is too busy laughing to actually say anything*
Creator
63251 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / In my own little...
Offline
Posted 12/31/08
OMG I'MA CHICK WITH GUNSS XD
....

......

But.... why is wolfie-chan Ms. Mudd...? T.T
Posted 12/31/08
LMFAO
xD
-doesnt stop laughing-
Creator
63251 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / In my own little...
Offline
Posted 12/31/08
xD
lol, I lurv the edit you have crediting me with the divine inspiration for this story xD lol
Posted 12/31/08 , edited 12/31/08
lmao <33 xD
~all thanks to yu ^^
AHA =D
Creator
63251 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / In my own little...
Offline
Posted 12/31/08
lol, Embie-san-peter-PAN
xD Love it, I wih I had thought of that >.<
xD
Posted 12/31/08
xDDD
LMFAOOO I KNOEEEEE x33
where'd kinniiee goo? o:
she offline? o-o
Creator
63251 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / In my own little...
Offline
Posted 12/31/08
I believe so >.<
And I gots ta go now T.T
New Year's Party ta go tooo.
Posted 12/31/08
OKKK :D
N I WROTE LIKE....ALITTLE OF THA STORII =D
Member
24801 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
21 / F / o-o places =3
Offline
Posted 12/31/08
ITS ...-starts cracking up again- >w<
ask for my opinon....when im done...laughing >w<
Creator
63251 cr points
Send Message: Send PM GB Post
25 / F / In my own little...
Offline
Posted 1/1/09
xDDD "And a MALE Owl" xD
Oh, woow...
xD
O...M...G.......... BWAHAHAHAA! A dirty can xD Wow.
nyyaaa, a strange armed weapon chick xD That's MMEEEEE!!! .^^. lol, who shall stop this mad and obviously FAKE Peter Pan...? O.o
Posted 1/1/09
xDDD
LMFAO!!!!!! ><
O O''......
Posted 1/1/09
FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH~!
Posted 1/1/09
lmfao kinnay are yee done now?!
xD
LMAO "YEE" xP
^^
First  Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  Next  Last
You must be logged in to post.