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Title:The REAL Kamichama Karin story
Summary:This is how Karin and Kazune really met,and how she found out about her past
WARNING:This is a oneshot
Friend #1:neh neh Karin-chan who are those boys that are over there? *points towards tree at shii-chans grave*
Karin:*looks over* *see's boys staring at her*
Friend #2:That looks like that idol Jin-kun!!!
Friend #1:WAAHHH IT DOES!!!
Friend 1 and 2:KKKYYAAA!!! *squeeling* ^///////^
Karin:WAH!!MAYBE THERE GRAVE ROBBERS!!!!??? *eyes narrow*
Friend 1 and 2:KKYYYAAA!!!! *continue squeeling*
Karin:*Walks towards boys**Slams feet down hard when reaches* GO AWAY GRAVE ROBBERS!!!!
Boy 1,2,and 3:*Look at each other odly*
Boy #1:We aren't grave robbers idiot!!
Karin:Then what do you want!?
Boy #3:WWAAHH!!It IS the goddess of my dreams!!!
Boy #1:Like were going to tell you- *boy is inturupted by boy #2*
Boy #2:I'm Michi Nishikiori,*points to boy #1* the small blond one is Kazune Kujyou-
Boy #3:*laughs loudly* sounds just like ya Kujyou
Michi:*continues*This one with the head concussion is Jin Kuga *points to boy #3*
Michi:WAAH!!Don't hhhaatttee mmmmeee Jin-kun~!!!
Karin:[Their all crazy....what should I say at a time like this..?]And your staling me because...?
Michi:Because *Kazune covers mouth*
Kazune:Where here to tell you you'll be a lucky winner of 10,000$ if you go stand at that tree in front of your pets grave at 6 p.m,crying
Jin,and Michi:*look at Kazune*
Karin:WAIT!*Puts hands in front of herself* [They could be just tricking me] How do I know weather this is the truth or not!?
Karin:AHAH!! [hehe I'm so smart ]
Kazune: *sigh* Fine,weel tell you the truth
Karin: [haha!!I knew I'd get it out of them sometime!!]
Kazune:Well you see,were HERE from the future *says it slow so Karin will understand*
Karin:Is that all?
Kazune:[wow,I thought she would be freaking out or something.The Karin in the future was like that *sigh* I guess time travel makes you a bit slower] *nod* yes
Karin:HAHAHA!!!THATS A GOOD ONE KAZUNE!! *wacks shoulder hard* HAHAHA!!!I THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY SOMETHING~!!!
Kazune,Michi,Jin:*stare in dissbeleif*
Jin:Goddess,its the truth
Karin:hahaha!!!Sure it is!!! *continues to wake Kazune's shoulder*
Kazune:*irritated look on face*
Karin:*Begins to walk away* haha!!That was fun,nice meeting you~!!! *waves goodbye*
Michi:Hanazono-san is amazing...
Jin:Thats my goddess!!
Kazune:BUT WE NEVER EVEN TOLD HER TO MEET MY PAST SELF!!!
Michi,and Jin:*step back from massive anger Kazune just let lose* hai,hai we'll tell her...
Kazune,Michi,and Jin:*Run towards Karin**hold her down*
Michi:Gomen Hanozono-san,but this is the only proff we have *Grabs Karins hand*
Karin:LIKE I WILL MIGIT!! *continues to yell for help*
Kazune:W-Why you *face darkens*
Karin:WAAAHHH!!!THE MIGITS GOING TO KILL ME~~~!!!!!
Michi:C-CALM DOWN HANOZONO-SAN!!!
Kazune:*Grabs Karins hand from Michi*
Kazune:*Puts something on finger*
Karin: >>>>To freaked out to notice that they never actually assulted her<<<<<
Karin:*body begins to pulse through screaming*
Kazune,Michi,Jin:*Step away from Karin*
Karin:I AM GO--DD~!!!!!
Karin:*Begins to transform into big pink puffy outfit**Hair goes up into pigtails*
Karin:*Does a fancy dance*
Jin:WAAHH!!!SO IT REALLY WAS THE GODDESS~!!
Karin:*slowly levitates to ground* WWWAAHH~!!!I WAS FLOATING~~!!!
Kazune:BAKA!! *barks head off* WE WERE TRYING TO TELL YOU THIS THE WHOLE TIME!!!
Karin: *To busy waving little stick weapon around to notice him talking*
Kazune: *clears throught* As we tried to tell you all along,were from the future-
Karin:WWWAAAHHH~~!!!!THE FFUUUTTTUURREE~~~~~~!!!!WHATS IT LIKE~~ARE THEIR HOVER CARS,AND NEW ICE CREAM FLAVORS,AND AND WIRLESS INTERNET~!!!???
Michi:*whispers to Karin*Their already is such a thing as wireless internet Hanozono-san
Karin:WWAAHH!!!REALLY!!???WHY DON'T I HAVE IT THEN!!!! >:(
Kazune: *annoyed that he was inturupted* KARIN!!!
Karin:*Scared by Kazune,and hides behind Michi,and Jin*
Kazune:*Even more annoyed*
Karin: >>>>To thick headed to relise why<<<<
Kazune:So what i was saying is-
Michi:HANOZONO-SAN!!KAZUNE'S VERSION IS TO LONG SO I'M GOING TO TELL IT TO YOU FASTER!!
Kazune:Michi *rasses fist*
Michi:*ignores Kazune* So Hanozono-san your actually married to Kazune who is the clone of professor Kazuto Kujyou,who actually was married to you before he turned you into a baby thuss how you are today,and dieing after creating Kazune
Michi:Before when you were "Suzusa Kujyou" you had a child,Himeka,who proffessor Kujyou hid all his god information in because his ex-bff turned evil and wanted to destroy the world and become the most powerful god in the world
Karin:*Continues to stare*
Michi:And now Himeka is your age,and you and Kazune are supposed to meet so then in the future you can have lots of babys thuss making a new generation.And living Happily EVER after...
Karin:*Continues to stare blankly*
Jin:HEY!!YOU JUST ADDED THE "having lots of babys" PART!! *Jin walks towards Michi angrily*
Michi:No!Well...yes.But THEIR gods so we DO NEED another generation
Karin:*Continues to stare*
Kazune:I think you popped one of her brain cells Michi.. *Waves hand in Karins face*
Michi:Hanozono-san~!!!Did you get all that!?
Karin:*looks up at Michi* I think so
Kazune: I THINK she could have understanded my explanation better
Jin:No,yours is to sientific!While mine the goddess would understand
Kazune:*annoyed* Why cause your both idiots?
Kazune:You heard me
Jin:So your calling the goddess stupid now huh!?
Kazune,Jin,Michi:*look at karin*
Karin:So I'm like a super hero?
Michi: S-Sure...if thats what you'd like to call it
Karin:Does that mean I can turn invisible to sneak into the movie theaters!?
Jin:*Puts fist in the air* If the goddess wants to go to the movies then I'll go!!!
Karin:YAY!!! *puts fist in air*
Karin,and Jin: ^//////^
Michi:Well if Honozono-san wants to go to the movies,then I'm going too ^.^
Kazune:M-Michi *puts hand out as Michi begins to walk to Karin,and Jin*
Kazune: [Man..we've got to go back to the future soon,or Karin and Suzune will worry...]
Kazune:*Looks at Karin,Jin,and Michi laughing**sighs** It can't be helped then *mumble*
Kazune:*runs towards Karin,Michi,and Jin* Then we'll talk about what has to be done for the future later then!!
[I know Karin can make our future a brighter place...shes the ONLY one who can....]