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top 10 things that make you a Geek-
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Are you a tech Geek- Y/ N- wait how would you know if you haven't read the list??

TOP !) things that make you a Tech Geek


1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years, if ever...

3.) You don't stay in touch with your friends because you don't have their screenname or my space- face- CR-Ya!= Aim- Blog-twitter-friend feed- ect-

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV { OK that's LAZY not geeky- but if you are reading this you so'oooo would :)

6.) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do/ understand your job. and you often LOL about it-

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and lolz.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see what was number 5.

11.) Now you are LOLz at yourself stupidly.



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12) You have a self taught knowledge of java and C++
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13) You clear out a girl's computer of viruses and spyware and she says "OMG my computer is much faster."

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14). you can turn on a computer
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mariia wrote:

14). you can turn on a computer


thanks for the sarcasm but knowing how to turn on a computer only proves that u have a monkey brain, it has nothing to do with being a Tech Geek

Your suggestion is a fail.
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bokwandu wrote:


mariia wrote:

14). you can turn on a computer


thanks for the sarcasm but knowing how to turn on a computer only proves that u have a monkey brain, it has nothing to do with being a Tech Geek

Your suggestion is a fail.


replacement:
14). Know that malware/spyware and viruses attack IE (that is Internet Explorer) and thus use another resource. Weekly check firewall (not Windows) and logs making for that everything is fine and is in order as well as daily activities. Know how to use kegens and backs up files on an external hardware. Access HijackThis Logs and Virus/Trojan/Spyware/Malware Removal Systems through bleepingcomputer.com and geekstogo.com
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15. Pants above above nipples.
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mariia wrote:


bokwandu wrote:


mariia wrote:

14). you can turn on a computer


thanks for the sarcasm but knowing how to turn on a computer only proves that u have a monkey brain, it has nothing to do with being a Tech Geek

Your suggestion is a fail.


replacement:
14). Know that malware/spyware and viruses attack IE (that is Internet Explorer) and thus use another resource. Weekly check firewall (not Windows) and logs making for that everything is fine and is in order as well as daily activities. Know how to use kegens and backs up files on an external hardware. Access HijackThis Logs and Virus/Trojan/Spyware/Malware Removal Systems through bleepingcomputer.com and geekstogo.com


nice ^_^ i approve of this one lawl i like how u explain that IE is internet explorer. quite informative hahah
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16. Are updated with the latest technology release in your country via catalogues.
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17.waiting in lines for hours to get the new game & if possible be the 1st 1 in line
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18.) you know immediately that your computer caught a virus and exterminate it MANUALLY
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mariia wrote:


bokwandu wrote:


mariia wrote:

14). you can turn on a computer


thanks for the sarcasm but knowing how to turn on a computer only proves that u have a monkey brain, it has nothing to do with being a Tech Geek

Your suggestion is a fail.


replacement:
14). Know that malware/spyware and viruses attack IE (that is Internet Explorer) and thus use another resource. Weekly check firewall (not Windows) and logs making for that everything is fine and is in order as well as daily activities. Know how to use kegens and backs up files on an external hardware. Access HijackThis Logs and Virus/Trojan/Spyware/Malware Removal Systems through bleepingcomputer.com and geekstogo.com



I now what your saying but funny happens with short-true-Easy points

like major lolz- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id_kGL3M5Cg mac vs. Pc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzHown8JRXU fire fox rules :)
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19) You're already beta testing Windows 7 because you know Vista was a fail.
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20. You go to computer gaming conventions
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lol malware/spyware doesn't just attack Internet Explorer, it attacks all browsers, its just that most of them are targeted at IE since they're the majority.

Windows firewall is fine for me.

and what the hell? keygens, all you do is push a button...
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