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Posted 12/13/07
Well i always say this every time i start a topic, im sorry if this is a duplicate wich i highly doubt that there is.

Well you hear a pun every now and again, so im wondering wat u think about them.

Dictionary defintion: (dictionary.com)
the humorous use of a word or phrase so as to emphasize or suggest its different meanings or applications, or the use of words that are alike or nearly alike in sound but different in meaning; a play on words.

Post puns you know or anything pun related.

Here is a pun i know:
The bread maker made a lot of dough (the money meaning).
Posted 12/13/07
I hate puns, most unoriginal, corny garbage.
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Posted 5/22/08
you suck dude...
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Posted 6/14/08
hehe i love puns.. those rappers got really good lines sometimes

big L:

before I buck lead, and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nuttin Butt-head

in case you don't get it:
as in beavis and butthead (the tv show).. L said he.. got mad hoes, and to ask beavis, cos he got nothing but heads (meaning blowjob).

some mad line in there... umm lets see another one..

this scene where batman was fighting the joker.. and joker had this pistol that shoots out a boxing glove or something.. batman wretle it out of joker's hand and he said.. "You're a joker? then how's that for a punchline?"

hehe
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Posted 6/14/08
are only good if the listener or reader gets it... otherwise use sparingly..
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Posted 6/14/08
I can remember in Die Another Day when they captured James and he makes some rather amusing jokes then that guy with the pins in his face Hits him and says Hows that for a punchline.

its kinda bad but i laughed haha.
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Posted 6/14/08

Chance16 wrote:

I can remember in Die Another Day when they captured James and he makes some rather amusing jokes then that guy with the pins in his face Hits him and says Hows that for a punchline.

its kinda bad but i laughed haha.


lol as i sed in my post above.. they used that in batman too.. damn it.. i thought i spotted a good one too. Turns out that line is pretty common.

oh i remember another one.. it was off james bond movie too.. James's boss, that older lady that weirdly flirts with him sometimes (yeah messed up). She was briefing james and she was saying something like...

"well james, you always were a cunning-linguist" and looked up at him in a dodgy way lol (yeah messed up)

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err.. another one..

"well whoa.. you're extremely sharp when you're being blunt"

^^^

not exactly funny but that was pretty good hehe
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Posted 6/14/08
Uh-oh. Somebody's been reading Maddox lately.
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Posted 6/14/08

supermalv wrote:

lol as i sed in my post above.. they used that in batman too.. damn it.. i thought i spotted a good one too. Turns out that line is pretty common.

oh i remember another one.. it was off james bond movie too.. James's boss, that older lady that weirdly flirts with him sometimes (yeah messed up). She was briefing james and she was saying something like...

"well james, you always were a cunning-linguist" and looked up at him in a dodgy way lol (yeah messed up)

.....................................................

err.. another one..

"well whoa.. you're extremely sharp when you're being blunt"

^^^

not exactly funny but that was pretty good hehe


LMAo.

i love James Bond lol, the sense of humour and the action makes it amazing.

heres another-

Die another day, when James and that other dude was in the fencing thing...

girl says, "I see you handle your weapon well."

James Bond counters, "I have been known to keep my tip up."

the other he kills oddjoB by electrocuting him with the fence.

"Where's your butler friend?"

"Oh, he blew a fuse."

Posted 6/14/08
I don't like them..all seem very lame >.<
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Posted 6/14/08
whne our teachers make a pun, we start laughing as loudly and sarcastically as possible, for a good 10-15 minutes.
they won't attempt a pun for the next 2 days.
Posted 6/14/08
i like my shake to be stirred not shaken . . . FTW?
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Posted 6/14/08
If I dont get it, it sucks.
Posted 6/15/08
oi sweet heart make me a pun-cake
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